i stand by this statement every year

All I want for Chrisrmas is for the bubble to burst 🎄✨

"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common "I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

The entire Siberian orchestra is now trans

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel. Not particularly hard, honestly

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

We played Cat Blues for Thanksgiving and my sister found @asmeesh.bsky.social's cat art absolutely delightful :)

If you see this post an anime you love

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

I've got 99 problems and almost all of them could be solved with money. Money could absolutely buy me some happiness. Just a big hunk o cash.

This was very good and made me cry a little @keezyyoung.bsky.social

Work friend took me to a funky little Curio shop down the street at lunchtime and I picked up a little vintage pinup

I had no idea my Rude label setting was set to Hide, highly recommend checking yours out as well

Went to the doctor, lunch with my mom, donated blood, and voted. A pretty full day off.

time to put away the halloween decorations

If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon

...one of my sims just brought home a coworker named Christian Love.

Second try was much more successful! Thank you so much @vexnir.bsky.social! ❤️

My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos

He played the kid with the unfortunate erection 😂

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Omfg. My aunt had her 50th reunion yesterday and John Turturro was in her class?? And was at the reunion! That's so wild.

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

Theory: Something terrible happened to the deep-voiced guy who used to do the voice overs for movie trailers, and he can now only communicate by pressing a single key on a piano.

Finished my knitting project :) Pattern is Geology Shawl by @verybusymonkey.bsky.social

Michigan friends, Michigan citizens, please fight this. For yourselves, and so it doesn't become a model for the rest of the states.

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

My prints from @vexnir.bsky.social are super cute but man the mail wasn't kind to them. :<

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Important PSA! Charcoal is a natural absorbent. Unfortunately it's quite liberal when it comes to WHAT it absorbs, meaning: it absorbs ANYTHING that goes into your stomach and gut. That includes all the active substances from ANY kind of medication you take (incl. contraceptives, vitamins et al).

You see this, post a concert pic you took

guys, the rapture didn't take me. It must be because of my ao3 history 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

TELL bsky you have an issue with this! 1) KEEP talking about it - don't let this issue fade away 2) Submit feedback to bsky! TELL them its not okay! On PC: on the right under "trending" On mobile: on the left under "settings" 2/🧵

I know a fae trap when I see one

give me fucking physical media. let me keep things. no more monthly subscriptions for shit i should just be able to own

New art prints are here, and for the first time, stickers! Saying goodbye to summer with these ☺️ You can get them here: ko-fi.com/vexnir/shop And as always, a huge thank you for supporting my art. It really helps. 💕

Just One More Thing: QIA+

Some people have trouble interpreting abstract art. For example, many men can't see Mary's head in the design of this statue.

It looks so good 😍

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹