I would just so much rather spend my money on stupid shit I don’t need that clutters up my house. Avoid being a sex pest and you too could spend your money on that sort of thing.

This is going to be my phone wallpaper through the festive season. G'night, Tinkerbell.

Anthony Joshua: what happens when the cheque has cleared but the ringer has decided that, fuck it, the lad can have his money back and Joshua can have some fun.

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Statement from Jimmy Carr that he stands shoulder to shoulder with David Walliams and their new podcast drops in 2026: start the clock.

AOC has a pretty direct take on the coming MTG resignation. I bet AOC is exactly right.

I don’t fucking trust MTG as far as I could throw the skinny bitch.

This is a MAGA person responding to a post about Epstein. The line of argument they are developing in order to defend Trump is: Epstein was not so bad.

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I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.

You lose one mayoral race, you grow a beard, you get an earring, you buy a Harley.

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

I know this is simplistic, but, honestly, why not just ignore the New York Times? How many shitty meals do you have to stomach before you stop going to that horrible restaurant?

A Situation Room sit-down.

The UK: We once had a Prime Minister that fucked a pig. The US: Call and raise.

sadly recalling that the screeners I was really enjoying, a show where bryan cranston played a woman and was married to daniel radcliffe (?), were in fact a dream I had at like 2am last night

Hahahahaaaaa omg. Omg. Hahahahahaaaaaa *whew* (I don’t know how I missed this)

Hold up

genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already

THE ONLY TIME YOU BRING UP MONTHS WHEN DISCUSSING SOMEONE’S AGE IS WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN, ALAN, YOU FUCKING CREEP.

Ghislaine Maxwell is absolutely NOT a victim, for the love of gods.

No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs

Once more, we return...

Who in their right mind would invite a Nazi blabbermouth to a sex party? That man will have all your business in the street the minute someone hurts his feelings.

oh so those epstein files are BAD bad

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Republicans: you absolute suckers, you colossal mugs. You are the lemmings of modern society, the Wile E. Coyote's of mankind, and they love that they can keep pulling this off with you, you weirdos.

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As has been demonstrated on numerous occasions, the man is made of Teflon, he'll weather this like he's weathered all the rest of the shitty things he's done. Question is, who's getting thrown in front of the pitchfork this time round? Not Thiel, he's currently holding up the economy for reasons.

I'm sorry to chime in as a Debbie Downer, but I don't think any of these men will ever see the inside of a jail cell or even lose their wealth. However, I DO believe we can and should make them social pariahs who will be far too terrified to continue raping children.

Trump lured Lauren Boebert to an in-person meeting in the Situation Room, instead of calling her on the phone, because he knew all her electronic devices would be confiscated before entry, so she couldn't record anything embarrassing or incriminating. www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...

If I were a journalist, I would be hounding Lauren Boebert like a wolfhound right now with a microphone never less than a foot from her face. That woman cannot control herself, Situation Room-Official Secrets Act be damned.

The Situation Room rn

You must not put another scandal on him, That he is open to incontinency⁠— That’s not my meaning.

I am beginning to think that maybe—just maybe—well known financier Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

I'm allowed a sweet little dream where the most evil people on the planet are taken down by emails written by a peadophile who types like an absolute moron. Piece of shit politicians, journalists, celebrities...one by one. In my mind it's basically the House of the Rising Sun sequence from Casino.

Bet Peter Thiel is sweating now, the slimy bastard.

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The face she pulls when a) he refuses to let go of the handshake for photos, and b) when his hand goes to her back. I'd love to play poker against Grijalva, I'd make an absolute fortune.

I'll be damned if this man takes Motrin from me while his besties crawl in and out of k-holes on the regular.

okay I think I need to log off now before I break something

I love how the fascists keep insisting that Bill Clinton is on the list, and we keep telling them we don’t care. Ain’t nobody trying to stand between you and Bill Clinton. Pack them all up.

Clinton. Gates. DiCaprio. Ghandi. Bambi. I don't care. Any and all sides of the political divides, if they're named in the Epstein Files as wrong 'uns, they get strung up as they truly deserve, of course they are, what's wrong with you people?

Mary Shelly lost her virginity on her mom's grave, facilitated a lesbian wedding, and carried her dead husband’s heart around in a bag, so, yeah, I agree, let’s return to traditional values.

Well, that and they got their arses dragged down to the White House Situation Room and got leaned on, let's not forget that.

Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?