What a horny little book

good night, beautiful boys 😘 #gay #gayman #buldge #reading #gayreader

“I'm alone among the full ashtrays and empty glasses, the remains of a successful birthday celebration. One by one, I undo the knots on the balloons, bring them to my lips, and inhale your breath.” The queer longing and heartache in @lawrenceschimel.bsky.social ‘s lines make me just 🫠🫠

"’Nothing you see here is actually what it appears to be’…’Do you mean the thing inside us and the thing outside us are the same thing?'” This is my first Can Xue and it is such a surreal and wild ride. As I read I often ask myself if I had an edible earlier and just forgot 🧐😵‍💫

New year, new book 🤓📚 #scs

what should my 2026 reading goal be? I was thinking 16 books!

Turns out Storygraph has an end-of-year 2025 wrap after all, so here’s some stuff from mine! Plus a nude to stay on brand lol. (Also, if you want to follow me on there, I’m @chrispy_krunch 😉)

“The past exists to us, but it doesn't exist in itself. What's important is the way we relate to it. And the way we relate to things is something we can change.” I know many of you had a shitty 2025, so this made me think of you. I wish you all brighter days ahead! Naked hugs and kisses! 🫂🥰😘

So grateful for friends like @gearguyto.bsky.social 🥰

In 2026 I want to have more friends like these guys! I want more naked hangs, naked adventures, and buddies who insist on fun naked photos!

Excuse me ? Does anyone know the muffin man? 🤔💁🏾‍♂️🙄🤭

Catch up on some reading these holidays? 📸: @redhot100.bsky.social

What if instead of Fat Cock Friday it was Fiction Cover Friday and we posted the books we’re reading? 🤔 (with background cock, obviously) #fcf

I got these for Jólabókaflóðið last night and for Christmas this morning. The in-laws know me so well lol (although I have already read the Tanizaki, but I’m always happy to have different editions). I think I know what I’ll do for the rest of the day! 🤓

A throwback to October when I started this, since I *finally* finished it today. Thought I’d post it since finishing a Pynchon always feels like an achievement. And Merry Christmas everyone! 🥳

“The woman dies. She dies to provide a plot twist. She dies to develop the narrative. She dies for cathartic effect. She dies because no one could think of what else to do with her. Dies because there weren't any better story ideas around.” Sidenote: when at the in-laws, the only naked time is 6am 😜

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“We spend our lives trying to become ourselves. Few people ever succeed.”

Happy FCF, everyone! My winter break starts today and I’m so excited! I can finally catch up with some of the books I’ve been meaning to read!

"We're not perverts, we're labourers in the dream factory!"

Beholder by @ryanlasala.bsky.social This book takes you on a journey of family, love and discovering one's self. All the while reflecting these images back at you. What do you see in your own reflection? It is quite difficult to describe this book without spoiling it, so just go read it. #read

Was absolutely feral today! I figured this kind of procrastination was more fun than getting some work done 😁

“Apocalypse! What a silly word. I can tell you there's no word like it in Ojibwe…Our world isn't ending. It already ended. It ended when the Zhaagnaash came into our original home down south on that bay and took it from us.”

“He thought about how, if you stay anywhere long enough, eventually you’ll lose people”

“You cannot deceive yourself by hoping for caresses and lullabies from your vocation.” So if you have the scaries before heading back to work today, make sure to find some caresses and lullabies that work for you! (Mine was putting up the Christmas tree 😋)

Hemingway's tragedy, gay edition

Just figuring out what to read next

Bad Gays: A Homosexual History by Huw Lemmey & Ben Miller We all know and love Oscar Wilde and Harvey Milk, but the past is filled with queers whose sexualities and / or dastardly deeds have been conveniently discarded. Emperor Hadrian was a motherfucker, and maybe my favorite (favorite?) chapter.

It’s been a long, exhausting week, and now all I want to do is have a naked coffee with naked friends. If only I had more naked friends in the area!

I rarely read YA novels (and when I do, it’s usually for work), but this one was pretty banging. I’m looking forward to the TV series!

Slovakia, November 2017 Reader 😉🥴🔞‼️ #bodieswithbooks #bodieswithbooksproject

Easy like Sunday morning 📚 #bodieswithbooks

Think what you want #monochromemonday #mcm #bodieswithbooks #bodieswithbooksproject

“The mind that can find little excitement in life is a dying one; the mind that cannot find something in the world that attracts it is dead, and the body housing it might as well be dead, for what are the uses of the five senses to a mind that takes no pleasure in them?”

"’We learn the classics for a reason…Because they are the best we have. The best of mankind.’ … ‘They are what, England's best? This is not England. This is not where English words shape the land. English doesn't hold us. Here, we hold it, and that means it cannot hold our best’."

Cold was the perfect book to read as the first snow falls. This mix of crime, mystery, and horror with elements of traditional Anishinaabe stories was unputdownable!

“‘When you ain't got somethin' it's a waste of time to try’n miss it is what I figure.’ ‘Feels good to miss things.’ ‘Oh yeah. Why would that be especially?’ ‘Well, it makes you know you're livin'. That you touched something. That something touched you.’”

Happy fcf! This hotel knows exactly what they’re doing placing a mirror there! I guess being in the gayborhood, they know their clientele 😂

Happy hump day! There are two asses in “assassin”, so here’s a 3rd to complete the title. This was such a fun novel! I can’t wait for the event with the author and translator tomorrow!

"Capitalism is the ultimate cause of climate breakdown.” Do your part and become a nudist: minimal laundry and no fast fashion. Also, staying home and masturbating means minimizing consumption 😜

“Were writers who embodied and illuminated their times eventually condemned by the more enlightened future they themselves helped bring into being?” Give Kiran Desai her 2nd Booker already! And if I have to wait another 19 years for her next book knowing it will be this spectacular, I will!

Happy long weekend! I don’t think I can get enough of Norwegian autofiction. Also, Martin Aitken might be my favourite Norwegian-to-English translator (even though Tiina Nunnally is pretty awesome as well!)

When I read The God of Small Things at 18, I thought it was the perfect novel, and it changed the way I engaged with literature. So whenever Arundhati Roy publishes a new book, it’s a literary event for me!

“The pair of them lie panting together, curled like commas, naked in the nest they've rolled in the high golden grass. They've never done it outside before but today is different - today is their last day.” I love a good opening (sentence) 😜. Happy fcf, everyone!

“Times are always strange. Art is always out of place. Always unnecessary when it's made. And later, when you look back, it's the only thing that mattered.”

There just aren’t enough gay novels exploring nonmonogamy out there! This would be the perfect pick for a naked bookclub meeting 😋

It’s a naked reading kind of Sunday morning.

This was so full of charm and whimsy it *almost* made me miss living in Montreal ☺️

“We should go where our instinct takes us, if no harm is involved. Instinct is spiritual…” Happy FCF, everyone! Only one to go, then I’ll be done with the Booker longlist!