Is this a cute outfit? I feel like it is. I didn't think I'd like suspenders but here we are lol

I miss going to Walmart at 1:00 in the morning and walking around the empty aisles and just buying my shit without everyone being in the way all the time.

Posing naked and hard is fun

I wanna stay home and jerk off all day but unfortunately bills are due

We are all puppets but we can choose our own puppeteer Or something Did that sound deep? Am I cool now?

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Morning wood. Happy Monday!

Chillin with a book 😋

I've been on a plane 7 times since Jan 1st, am I a jet setter now? (The answer is no, I am neither wealthy, fashionable, nor traveling for pleasure, but let me live my fantasy)

It's dick day! #FCF

Something a republican said in conversation: "I'm 100% conservative. I just wanna live my life. I don't believe in telling other people what to do with theirs." Because republicans famously don't have opinions on what people do with their lives, right? Do they not hear themselves when they talk?

I had the chance to move to Chicago recently but my job wouldn't let me and that made me really mad. I would've quit and gone anyway if I didn't need the income. Needless to say I'm very sad right now and I'll be looking for new employment opportunities in the year to come. Preferably a WFH gig.

I've been buying a lot of books lately

Happy Blood Moon Eclipse day

Making scary but exciting choices today! How's your day going?

Adult thing accomplished today: Filed taxes Reward for adult thing: Retail therapy

#Bator boner #FCF

Happy #FCF

AI (esp. recreational/image-based AI) is a form of systemic oppression. It's being used to disrupt art and industry in the service of a few fat pigs at the top. We all partake in systems that do not serve equally or fairly. Let's not play a part in this one. It's not too late to avoid getting stuck.

I need a Switch 2. Maybe I should start the ol' JFF up again?

New children. I must have them all, can't make me choose. But probably leafy birb

Ready to see some cringe old photos? Found these in the guttural depths of Facebook before I deleted. I was 18-20 in these pics. Remember when everyone was doing duck face? Then I eventually discovered cub smirk and made that my personality for a while. God, what the fuck was I even doing? 🤦

If you run a commander that is ranked in the top 100 most used commanders according to EDHREC, I am judging you a little bit.

Work is all done yay

Wednesdays, am I right?

Me to myself: To meet people, you must leave the house. To meet people, you must leave the house. Just get out of the house girl! Me 10 minutes later:

I dreamt last night that Sigourney Weaver walks in, on her way to a red carpet in a backless gown, and she was like "it's cold out, I need a cape, quickly" and everyone was like "sorry ma'am there's no time" and I was like "hello, this is Sigourney fucking Weaver" and then made her a cute cape.

Fuck you if you support Ai generated image bullshit I don't care how you want to justify Ai content, it sucks, you suck, I hope you shit your pants Hope you have a terrible day 😇 (If this doesn't apply to you, proceed to have a wonderful day instead)

I'm going to leave it all black. Maybe in the future I'll guild some of the moldings in gold. One day if I should ever own my own home, I'm gonna go full Dark Academia core. Just wait!

I'm going to make a YouTube where I rebind books and maybe do other crafts. I think that would be cute.

Project time! I was gifted this mirror from one of my goodest friends a while ago. I've always liked it but also not at the same time. Well, I decided to paint it. I love it now, and you'd have to fight me for it. ☺️ Might add some gold to the moldings and paint the flowers? Or just leave it black.

Heavens to Betsy, how do I manage to get myself in my eye with my glasses on?

Had a huge blow out with my family. They're Dems with Rep friends. As a queer person, they just, don't get it. They don't get me. They don't fully understand why I'm so angry and scared. And they'd rather not talk about it. I don't know if they'd ever show up for me when it counts.

Splurged on a new jacket. I feel very Dad now

Oldest Selfie on your phone 16 years ago 🥴

Work is going to suck today

That one time I did something quite naughty 🤭

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over at work. “You might need sounds, our instruments don't come with them"

Haven't been feeling very photogenic lately Here's a fun little clip from way back yonder 😋

So like Chrysler vehicles (Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge) are mostly doodoo water and I know better than to get one but damn does my little gay heart want to live my two-door yellow Jeep Wrangler fantasy. If you have a Jeep Wrangler, specifically later models, do you like it? Have any problems?

Oop never mind everyone, I found it, I forgot that I took it out before my shower last night, but what a journey that was, am I right?

I think I lost my septum ring in my bed last night

Here's a couple throwback pics featuring my very solid #boner

From earlier...hope you all had a great #SundayCumday! I know I did!

I think I'm gonna do that gym thing that I hear people talk about sometimes

Already thinking of all the ways I can abuse this card 😈 Using it to draw cards ✋🙂‍↔️ Using it to deck someone out 👈😉

QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek 🚀

Post 4 dicks to defend your dick card

Anime, fussing with Magic, and pizza. Not a bad Sunday night. How's yours?

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