To the guy running Instruct Oranguru + Minumize Starmie, I hate you, and I hope you have perpetually itchy underwear 😤

The highest achievement of my entire life. I did it mom, you can be proud of me now 😌 Now to get to work on getting to champion rank...

Peaked!

I found a hotel room. I'm going to masturbate now.

Really been enjoying my current Champions team. Just another battle or two and I'll make it to Masters ranks!

DWP2 was cute

Quote with one of your best ass shots 🍑✨

It's Fridayyyy

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People like to complain about babies boarding planes like "great guess we won't have peace and quiet now" thinking they're correct and have moral high ground. As if headphones were never invented, some even with noise cancelation. People want to be praised for being assholes these days, I guess.

Hmm. I'd say I have perfect aim, if I did it on purpose 😋

Bored and away from home. So lets take pics!

DONT SKIP! Post you in another country. I as in Portugal and it was nice

Oops gotta make a Lorehold deck now

School's out!

VGC is haarrrddd 😩

Why are TV shows these days like "hope you enjoy this new four episode season, see you in two years for the next one!"

I just had the best burger of my entire life for $4.89. Paying any more than $10 for a hamburger should be a crime and punishable by law.

A break from gaming on this cozy, gloomy Sunday.

F*ck what your Hogwarts house is. What MtG Strixhaven college do you belong to? magic.wizards.com/en/products/...

Had to make my addition to the Pokemon doodle table

Having fun doing Pokemon!

Outfit check?

This

I made cupcakes for a friends birthday

Aprils fools haha did I fool you? Anybody who has met me knows I'm a straight up f*gg*t 👁️👄👁️

I'm straight and just didn't tell anybody

Golden hour

cuit off bsky AI at the source block @attie.ai

Drew up some custom sleeves for my Aloy deck, can't wait to get them printed ☺️

What's something obsolete that you miss today, no matter how redundant or nonsensical it is? I miss iPods. Not the touch screen ones, the ones with the clicker wheels.

I may be a side, but I'm still a peni...I mean, person, with feelings

Cooking for one because nobody loves me *my roommates left to go visit their friends and I still have no husband*

Post you from a different era in your life.

Butt stuff #humpday

Let's get goony dude! #bator

Leaky, greasy, #bator #penis time

In a mood

Is this a cute outfit? I feel like it is. I didn't think I'd like suspenders but here we are lol

I miss going to Walmart at 1:00 in the morning and walking around the empty aisles and just buying my shit without everyone being in the way all the time.

Posing naked and hard is fun

I wanna stay home and jerk off all day but unfortunately bills are due

We are all puppets but we can choose our own puppeteer Or something Did that sound deep? Am I cool now?

See dick post dick

Morning wood. Happy Monday!

Chillin with a book 😋

I've been on a plane 7 times since Jan 1st, am I a jet setter now? (The answer is no, I am neither wealthy, fashionable, nor traveling for pleasure, but let me live my fantasy)

It's dick day! #FCF

Something a republican said in conversation: "I'm 100% conservative. I just wanna live my life. I don't believe in telling other people what to do with theirs." Because republicans famously don't have opinions on what people do with their lives, right? Do they not hear themselves when they talk?

I had the chance to move to Chicago recently but my job wouldn't let me and that made me really mad. I would've quit and gone anyway if I didn't need the income. Needless to say I'm very sad right now and I'll be looking for new employment opportunities in the year to come. Preferably a WFH gig.