No literally.

what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.

James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars. Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.

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Tell them to go get a subpoena or pound sand.

Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.

I try to avoid making Panthers predictions bc I truly do not know what to expect week to week That said: they *should* be able to run on San Francisco

SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”

I found chocolate and pistachios on clearance at the grocery store today.

🇨🇦 Hamilton -At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had. #CanadaSky🇨🇦 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

People are saying that 14 year old could have dropped her baby off somewhere…. She’s 14. She can’t even drive.

The highest political position that you should be allowed to run for without prior experience is city/town council.

U. S. Navy Captain (Retired) Combat Fighter Pilot NASA Space Shuttle Pilot NASA Space Shuttle Commander ISS Assembly and Delivery Missions U. S. Astronaut Hall of Fame It’s an insult to have Pete Hegseth investigate an American hero like Senator Mark Kelly.

I’m elated that the judge tossed out Letitia James and James Comey’s cases. Lindsey Halligan was not qualified to serve as an interim U. S. Attorney. The judge said that her position was invalid and unlawful. However, Comey is partly responsible for Trump being in Office Trump’s first term.

WTF 🤬 ICE in DC is setting up racially driven checkpoints and roadblocks. This is one on Canal Road. A large number of vehicles can be seen waiting to be towed after these agents disappeared their owners.

Why Do We Love Weird Old Tech?

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

This is brilliant

Rep Jasmine Crockett on MTG quitting: “I was like, you got to be kidding. You’re on the other side of the president for one week and you can’t take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes.” Greene fanned the flames of hate for years and can’t handle the monster she helped create.

My life is really hard rn, guys... I only have 30 minutes left in my audiobook and two chapters left in my ebook and I'm almost done with a knitting project but I have to leave the house to go to a birthday party :(

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

An idea. "Fixing the Daily Mail's front page" Source: www.reddit.com/r/GreatBriti...

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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Over 1.5 million Marylanders traveling for Thanksgiving. Here’s how to avoid the traffic.

Well, I'm projecting my life onto her... #art #digitalart #fanart #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Gangle

“Wicked: For Good” is second only to “A Minecraft Movie” for 2025’s biggest opening weekend.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

Packers Win

Get the fuck up ✊️ We have no more time get up! get up! get up!

Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

[brain worm intensifies]

If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand” Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.

📚📚📚... Just finished reading "NOBODY'S GIRL-- VIRGINIA GIUFFRE's STORY."... I TRULY DO NOT BELIEVE SHE COMMITTED SUICIDE‼️😢‼️

Today’s swim. Well, I fully expected to see no lanes open, but I actually had a lane all to myself the entire swim! Another force workout - 1500 of the 2500 yds was all arm work, and I’m feeling that!! #swimming #fitness #fitafter50

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Oh definitely on cost! Going to need at least $2k to spend on even getting started ;u; I mean the prosumer equipment mostly for small scale production, small drops and stock for fairs. That's not even close to enough space or good enough equipment for making like 100s of something at a time.

Actually... space is a big issue. Nevermind, lol I'm strongly considering it tho... honestly I've been screwed a lot this year with trying to make new items with new manufacturers, mostly with the quality being all over the place or at way too high a price point that I would've preferred to sell at

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Such a #small common flower it’s easily overlooked. Up close it’s beauty and complexity is revealed. Commelina communis the Asiatic dayflower according to Wikipedia. 10/13/20 Virginia Beach #BlueSkyArtShow

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