return to tradition. dunk babies

we are so tired while we got to buy all meds and food needed and got me to the doctor, we have just over $1 usd in our bank accounts. we had to use cash today to finish our groceries we just need some money for emergencies, until the end of february. we will reassess how much wife earns then 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

Jon Stewart's Daily Show and David Remnick's New Yorker podcast have recently platformed anti-vaxx conspiracy theorist Jenin Younes, who is most well known for literally making a Supreme Court case out of Twitter deleting COVID misinformation. skepchick.org/2026/02/new-...

the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

to punish your girlfriend spank her on the butt and pull her hair

when people talk about christian nationalism and christianity as a sociopolitical force, they're not talking about how devotedly the people in question adhere to the bible or the words of jesus. they're talking about (white usamerican) christianity as a privileged community

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.

Thank you BABBY Im love you too. We are at L O W Es right now and will get you a biscuit fro bubger king

The gang bang is a big lie, god created the universe.

hey pets, me and wife are very in need of some extra cash today. it was a shitty day. I had a third breakdown this week so I had to go to a clinic, and we couldn't cook today. It's 6 PM and we didn't have lunch. we need to eat today and Uber back and forth to the clinic on Wed. ko-fi.com/tabymeow

child on the bus with a paw patrol police car

the incellification of the internet must be ended by force if necessary

Minimalist Microraptor

acab includes judy hopps

"weird hair sex, ranma! you want to have weird hair sex, don't you?!"

content warning for dr. doofensmirchtz's childhood in gimmelschtumpf

everyone knows cats is conversion therapy

2 girls who just kissed

barn owl. basking shark. gorilla suit stuffed with beef.

Discord

the gas chamber was invented for the sake of executing a chinese immigrant named 朱家休 / jyū gā yāu / gee jon. nevada tried at first just to flood his prison cell while he slept, but it leaked out. then, they invented the gas chamber.

BRO HE DOESNT KNOW HOW HEAT WORKS IM CRYING

These hearings always follow the same pattern I s2g. "Hey did you do this illegal/immoral thing." "I can't say. I won't comment." "Here's a video of the illegal immoral thing happening" "I haven't seen that" Done. Everyone moves on. Nothing changes.

The idea that humans sit atop an evolutionary hierarchy dates back to 1866, when a scientist drew the first tree of life with "Man" at the top. This inaccurate view still shapes how we think of the animal world, despite decades of genomic evidence proving evolution has no hierarchy. buff.ly/dpXwi1r

So, Leon Black being connected to Epstein ends up affecting a *shit ton* of seemingly wildly disparate companies and brands. McGraw Hill textbooks, Hostess twinkies, Regent Seven Seas Cruises, the Jacuzzi brand (for a bit), and Chuck E Cheese, the connection is a private equity pedophile.

No she isn't

In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions. Then covered it up again when caught. Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country. Subscribe to support our journalism.

You don't understand I can't take away my kid's phone or make sure they don't endanger themself with it, I need the government to turn into a mass-surveillance state you can't expect me to actually raise my kids

the nippled beam

alcoholic cop yoda

oops he poopied in his oants

IDW's Sonic the Hedgehog #82 reveals that Puerto Rico is canon.

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

little kid running to get ice cream

"he had to use the restroom. there he discovered an issue: frontbutt"

it's not yhat funny but its 2 am and im sobbing laughing and coughing at this i got phlegm in my hair i might be insane

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

I really think this is every bit as much an affront to humanity as AI art. Linguistic diversity is one of the loveliest, most magical things about us, and defaulting to covering up other languages with terrible, barely functional AI dubs is so ugly and insular that it makes me want to puke.

You know, one of the reasons I didn't transition until my 30s is because every time I would attempt to puzzle through "I want to be a guy", people would always demand "WHY?!" and then when I fumbled trying to explain physical traits (the only vocab I had) they accused me of being anti-feminist

After 4 days of emails, Kaiser's CEO has finally responded to me about canceling my surgery with less than 24hrs notice, claiming they are "investigating". I told them that it was very clear what needed to be done: accept the union's proposal or you are in violation of OUR agreement.

oh miku the hatsune... we're really in it now

The Day After It Finally Happens we will see 100s of these stories, all prewritten and ready to go

wet markiplier

Being a transmasc millennial is so stupid because every time I tell someone that I'm a man now theres a part of my brain waiting for them to say this back at me

In 2021 I was very into Facebook meme groups and I saw a silly post of someone misquoting the title of 'The King Of Fighters', which lead to someone else creating that beautiful boxart, which led to me creating this complimentary viral masterpiece.