Ya know, I expected the boot stamping on a human face, and I expected the cross carrying and wrapped in a flag. But what about the constant, internal screaming in the back of my head? Nobody said anything about that.

She also draws cute chickens holding signs.

Me in Jan 2025: Man, people here sure do like to put the NM Zia Sun on things Me in Jan 2026: I need a NM Zia Patch, the NM Zia Pin, and at least ONE NM Zia sticker for my gear....

NOW it is MAGFest

NOW it is MAGFest

You know you travel a lot when the gate agent is greeting you with “Can’t get enough of us?”

Dear productivity app developers : if you say “calendar sync is supported” and the only ACTUAL thing I can connect to is Google Calendar, that NOT calendar sync, that’s google sync. Brought to you by a very very frustrated person who wants that feature but does NOT want Google.

How I'm walking out of 2025

My beloved PotPie, Sentry Rooster and gentle giant Black Cochin, has gone to the coop in the sky. He is God’s chicken now, and lives on through his son Diablo, and his daughters Mystique and Dazzler. 2021-2025

The average Peruvian viper kills zero people a year, Murderita the Viper with her 27,000 kills was a statistical aberration and should not have been counted.

I want to point out that this guy gave a long-ass speech just a few days ago where he said a specific Peruvian viper killed 27,000 people a year so maybe we shouldn't think he's a stickler for data.

every accusation is a confessionnnnnnn

There is enough historical precedence to illustrate the outcomes below. Appease the right, and they will ask for and take more time after time, until there is nothing left. Fuck “civil debate”, hold these shits accountable to their faces in as uncivil, accurate, and truthful terms possible.

Tonight I am at @launchpadabq.bsky.social for @laurenbabic.bsky.social and @mixiofficialmusic.bsky.social and Eyes Set to Kill!! The pre-show music so far is Joy Division. I approve.

TIL they make an electric slanket and TBH if owning one means I am old y’all can kiss my old ass

Weather delays means I do not get home before dinner as planned. :( OTOH, the lounges in Atlanta are a good way to spend a (now) 5-6 hour layover…..

The term in the UK for a person rudely listening to something without headphones is 'sodcasting', and I think we can find a close variant.

"Yammerhead Shark"?

Orbiturd, perhaps?

Hello RDU. You are grey and chilly and damp.

Is there a name for the person in the lounge/cafe/workspace that is having a loud animated discussion on their headphones while orbiting the room/space? There is one of these here now and by the third loop I was ready to send them into a much higher orbit…

5+ Inches of snow here yesterday, and it is beautiful. The chickens, however, will not leave their coop. I can't blame them.

at first the idea of taco bell insurance sounded great, because when it’s 3am and you need a taco supreme you don’t want to worry about a big bill, but taco premiums have gotten out of control, and prices at the bell are absurd because they expect to be negotiated down, so you have to have insurance

I blame @tkingfisher.com for this being stuck in my head for the last couple days: youtu.be/5n5wYrHhIKE

average home buyer age is 59 which means that genx is achieving their dream of owning their very own garden house to drink from

My day had hardly begun when I had to deal with WAY too much excrement. OTOH, I have shipped a box, taken out the garbage, taken care of the dishes, and been in the weekly ps review meeting...

lol you'll never convince me a huge part of the reluctance isn't that there's no legal way to make UBI white-only. Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.

It me. I'm the light blue one, and @tkingfisher.com is the dark blue one....

The only surprising part of this story is that it isn't in FL or OH.

There needs to be a collection called Fabulous Hat Tales.

As a Certified Disney Princess, I believe you have the ability to sic various beasts upon your lovely wife's foe. Just sayin'.

I am watching my wife not destroying a fellow panelist and it is awe inspiring the amount of self control she is burning through right now. I would not test her later today, though.

I do like pears. If you want to argue with strangers all day instead of having fun on social media, that's your kink, not mine.

Is this one of those unspoken rules no one told the autistics. We just want to talk about sharks and dinosaurs and be horny on main sometimes.

On your deathbed, you will probably not be thinking, "at least I totally owned those trolls on social media," and if you are it's unlikely there will be anyone there to hold your hand as you go

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts: - Icon for Hire (8 times) - In This Moment (8 times) - Bloodywood (2 times) - Babymetal (2 times) - Butcher Babies (4 and times) Bonus Bands : - The Who - Jethro Tull - The Grateful Dead (with Jerry!) - Fozzy - Alien Weaponry

Go chicken go!

This is one that makes me want to flip tables. NEEDING HEALTHCARE IS NOT A MORAL FAILING. HELPING PEOPLE IS WHAT WE SHOULD WANT TO DO.

We are bankrupting people, daily, for the crime of getting sick and not being born wealthy.

James Van Der Beek is selling Dawson's Creek memorabilia to pay for his cancer treatment. Imagine selling the tokens of your legacy for a chance to live. Universal Healthcare. NOW.

Confession Time: I really like Disney Lorcana and am super excited for my pre-orders to get in. Next week is a good week for TCGs, with that and the Avatar MtG release happening.

It is my pleasure to declare that homophobic county clerk can kiss my *entire* gay ass.

If a person or an institution's entire personality is to only talk about what they hate and how they plan to destroy it, with no countering love or hope, they are not your friend. They are a wrecking ball.

I hope all my fascist relatives just keep having bad days, honestly.

I know I have agreed to let the Baby Eating Party eat your babies, but they have promised to possibly consider discussing not eating babies in the future so this is a win for us all.

I understand the impulse to negotiate with terrorists, but what the hell are you supposed to do when all they really want is to shoot the hostages?

It is 5:40am EST, and I am actually boarding an airplane!

As a person who's estranged from my bio dad since I was two but had TWO great men raise me in his absence, seeing Dave step up like this? It makes me believe that for every deadbeat out there is another guy ready to pick up the pieces someone else couldn't bother with. Cheers to them.

Update! This flight is also cancelled, flying home tomorrow. The Dems better hold the fucking line and make it worth it. They cave now and I’m gonna be extra pissed.