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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE NETFLIX BUTTON ON MY REMOTE. ITS STILL ON BAKI FROM LAST TIME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BAKI.

Quick reminder: his one single act as king was to have a guy killed specifically so he could drink wine from his skull.

I’m definitely not (yet) at a point in my weightlifting where I can brag to other people about my numbers, but Lord knows I can brag to myself, so I do.

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

Happy Pride 2024! To celebrate the long tradition of representation, I will be posting 30 days of classic LGBTQ+ characters. And who else could kick us off but one of the most well-recognized queer icons in classic literature? From Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol", Bob Cratchit is 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴.

Baki is a show about hospital patients escaping.

caveman jacking off and cumming everywhere before they discovered pregnancy: i hate this useless crap

One of my ear buds died so I’m working out with only one in. Has my body always made so much noise?

Y’know, the old girl has seen better days…

Hate how easy it is for them to convince me to come into work early. After a long weekend, no less.

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

One more entry for the theory that he is trying constantly to say/do something so terrible that he gets to stop being President.

Making your kids sleep outside once in a while is healthy and natural.

14.

Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on my chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt the dark world turn beneath my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in the night. Looked at the sky, through smoke heavy with Grogu’s fat, and God was not there.

Me when I wake up and realize it’s Friday!

Due to an unforseeable circumstance wherein some miserable dingus left my work ID on my kitchen counter, I now have to go on my run AFTER work. Not looking forward to that.

He died doing what he loved: humming while taking a drink of water.

I know Rick and Morty stopped being hip and cool like ten years ago, but I do still really like it and I think there’s potential for a really solid movie here.

I think a proud, angry Union ghost took over for my last set.

The absolute silence. There’s no excited (or even polite, obligatory) applause when it first comes out dancing, one or two laughs that are clearly out of shock, and then NOTHING while it lies there and some poor sap has to come out and drag it off. Utterly embarrassing demonstration.

Love to scroll through bluesky and be once again reminded that apparently I’m the only one on God’s green earth that doesn’t watch basketball.

This could be personal bias.

Woof, maybe it’s the temperature, but it turns out deadlifting 210 makes me sweat the same as running two miles. This is when the real workout starts.

@cinecalendar.bsky.social feb. 22 - Cecily decided that she was engaged to “Earnest Worthing” (secretly Algie in disguise) The Importance of Being Earnest (1952)

I’m currently in love with The Importance Of Being Earnest (1952), specifically the catty chemistry between Algie and Lady Bracknell.

Bond opened his 40th diet dew of the day.

Flirting with the cute twink at work so that he’ll grab something for me on his reach truck.

Today is my Monday, but legally it’s my Friday.

Not too upset about this “working out” thing. Large shirts are still “too small,” but for some reason I’m less ashamed of my body when I wear them than I used to be.

A robot called me to tell me the internet guy is on the way and now I’m pacing around my apartment like I’m waiting for my prom date.

We’ve named her Chitter, cuz all she does is jump around and chitter all day.

Fun thing about my phone: every time I type “that,” it doesn’t register the second t, so I end up writing “tha,” then when I go back and type the t, it will autocorrect to “that’s,” so then I need to go back AGAIN and fix it AGAIN. Technology rules.

Ahh, nothing like a shower blunt oh god dammit

the J in Juicy J stands for "Juicy J"

They should invent a gym that you don’t have to go to on your birthday.

Hentai on the treadmill Hey aqualung

Today’s my Friday.

I spent probably 3 1/2 hours in Fort Lauderdale and I hated every second.

Slightly increase a band Jake

Was a time in this country where $5.45 would get you a whopper and a 40

Slightly increase a band Reel Reel Big Fish

Birthday week. Just gotta make it through two days of work first.

Internet’s down in the apartment again. TV’s useless. May as well burn one down and go to bed.