I am my most powerful while wearing a skirt and steel toes

I just don't think that any man I know in a purely professional capacity should be hugging me EVER

Way too hot for that lunchtime "clear my head" walk I just took!

Grateful for my mute button today

I LOVE MY LIFE. WHAT AN ADVENTURE TO WAKE UP TO A NEW DAY EVERY MORNING. WHAT A BLESSING

Today is the 1 year anniversary of losing my job, which happened on my 14 year anniversary of working for those assholes. Living my best life now, truly never been happier!! 🎉

So tired and SO mad today

Slightly increase a band Jake

On this day in 1933, Nazis raided the Magnus Hirschfeld library in Berlin. The world’s greatest collection of LGBTQ books and scientific papers were looted and later burned, erasing decades of research into sexuality and gender identity. ‘Where they burn books, in the end they will burn humans too’.

sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I sincerely love my job so much! I didn't know it could feel like this!

Peed in the bushes in the NOLA swamp. Feels like home

Headed to our kayak swamp tour with our gay tour guide, MJ

The rest of the hotel is nice, too.

The hotel room has a wet bar, so we stocked it up a little.

I love public transportation

Witnessed a conversation between 2 coworkers and they BOTH shit talked the other to me after. I am FIRMLY on one side but still am absolutely here to be the center of the gossip web, apparently!

I got a ✨️glowing✨️ review from my boss today, no notes, no critiques

I really, truly am my own harshest critic

One of my coworkers is dressed like an alternate color Steve from blues clues today, even has a similar haircut! He is definitely too young to know who that even is

I still haven't mastered the art of getting people to actually read the things you wrote them!

i REALLY like existing. what an absurd blessing to receive out of nowhere. really hard to quantify this much gratitude

Very rude of my period to start on international women's day

[bookended by two prolonged periods of complete silence] i’m just sayin’

Sometimes at work I just go stand outside for 5 minutes. It's like a smoke break but for fresh air

I love the new Marvel™️ Oreos™️, I love all the cool character designs on the cookies, I love the color changing frosting, and I love that it makes my poop a SHOCKINGLY blue color

I know it makes no logical or scientific sense, but I TRULY believe that things around me are objectively worse the week before my period. I give off some aura that makes bad things happen.

Next time things are going well at work I'm gonna keep my stupid mouth shut about it

USA! USA! USA!

Lotta cool lookin people at the James Acaster show in Philly

Could someone tell my body that we aren't being chased by a lion? All I need to do is present a report that I objectively did a very good job on, there's no need to be in an absolute panic. Everything is fine.

I can just like, go to New Jersey to get good hot dogs on my lunch break

Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light Next year all our troubles will be out of sight

Maybe I should have checked if we had tape before today

Pre-christmas December is absolutely the worst time of year (for me)

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

New couch day!!!!

I don't think my daily life passes the bechdel test. I don't think I even SAW a woman today

Breaking in a saxophone reed and a bagpipe reed at the same time after playing neither for almost a month. Pray for my jaw.

What it's like to be married to me:

Nine days left. Single digits. Nine fuckin days.

Having crying in my car for lunch. And ice cream.

“I would never feed myself and not you and then tell you about it.” -Sarah, telling me she loves me.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

Celtic Classic is honestly one of my favorite weekends of the year.

Lovin my fiance @cptkammyjay.bsky.social and thinking about how cool he is and how good he smells and how he plays video games really good