They should invent a good night's sleep.

Haven’t read, but assume the answer is “continue to embattle themselves”

*Consuming any media in 2026*

Contrary to popular belief, there are actually six recognised human taste senses: * Sweet * Sour * Salt * Bitter * Umami * Proximity to the way mum made it

Yes. Good. Also this is the first story I’ve seen in this whole debacle that’s actually quoted the supposedly offensive opinions. And, yeah, I see why all the hit pieces didn’t…

Pretty bleak that the only thing we can do as a society is paternalism

As the member of a minority that is forever infantilised, it’s uncomfy seeing it happen to another group

Upscrolled any good?

The third pillar of Thriving Kids is insulting because it puts the onus for responding to childhood disabilities onto parents. Not coping? Maybe you need another parenting coaching session?

huh. good for you josie. rock on! 🤘 www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f...

That 3rd paragraph is kinda insulting

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

De-aged Sam Neill or half-melted Will Arnett?

Yes. Good. www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2026/02/fire...

Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

"4.7m account deactivations across the 10 platforms" is utter bullshit, btw. Josh Taylor points out: "this includes not just accounts identified as being under 16 but includes historical, inactive and duplicate accounts". As teens will tell you, the ban is having almost zero effect.

Remember scrobbling your music?

No one, no matter how strong or wise or great, can rightly own and use another.

They rally around your family

Without hyperbole, the two best bits of acting I've ever seen are both wordless responses: Robert DeNiro in Sleepers, and Catherine O'Hara in Home Alone. The way O'Hara shows hurt with a near imperceptible change of her face when Kevin says he doesn't care about his family is simply perfect.

Toad went out to his garden with some candles. “I will read the seeds a story,” said Toad. “Then they will not be afraid.”

Do *you* have a young hot husband? No? Sucks to be you. I do.

It's my birthday, tomorrow... youtube.com/shorts/T2fpH...

“Never mind,” said Frog.

There is no way in hell these guys are working 12 hour days

Opening and closing github issues within an hour because I’m a massive doofus

Whenever I feel like my creative output is not worthy, I just remember they made a animated musical starring the Batmobile

Show me the law that’s says dogs can’t drive utes

Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.

Foolish Frog and Toad

Five years ago I took the aeroplane out of North by Northwest, so Cary Grant is just running around for no reason. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K26T...

Weirdly, I don’t worry about this at all

Descended? From the sky?

Most of us are having a day off, but spare a thought for the sweaty news minions desperately googling “how to trash lady astronaut”

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

I am the hydralyte sommelier

As someone that knows a lot about this kind of weather... seems bad is an understatement. Have plans for if the power goes out, know where the closest cool space are, have back up plans of your back up plans. Heat is this biggest killer in Australia, not bushfires.

This seems bad

Like my grandma always said, you can’t make an omelette She was quite mean, actually

At 40, I’m still not entirely sure what a DJ does

A travesty

Hey, computer folks. Are those rugged LaCie external hard drives actually more durable than others?

The perfect photo of a former professional bakery thief coming out of retirement for one last job does not ex—

“And then we got offered this place,” he said. “And honestly? It was like… breathing again.” Breathing again. That was the word he used. Not “winning.” Not “getting a freebie.” Breathing. Public housing, when it works, is oxygen.

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

Storm Hunter is the name of a Jean-Claude Van Damme character in a movie that ends with him defeating a hurricane with a roundhouse kick

What I looked like in 2016? Tired