If I ever got a reader review like this on a book of mine I would be so stoked.

There's a type of online disability activism that's entirely posting the definition of ableism. Every post is just ableism is *this* or doing *this thing* is actually ableist. I don't understand who this for.

You don’t renovate a place you only plan on living in for 4 years

Yeah, either explain these downsides you keep vaguely referring to but don’t actually name or, ideally, STFU www.smh.com.au/business/wor...

The fact we’re not six seasons deep into a show based on The Tuxedo with Jackie Chan tells me your “golden age of television” is a house of lies

That’s Bingo

Ah yes, the Eureka Stockade, famously opposed to disruptive protests

Every day my mailbox is empty. That is why waiting for the mail is a sad time for me.

Me: Would you say you’ve been struck by a Lourve criminal? French Detective: You’re under arrest

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

“Dude, these bells are totally tubular *bitchin kick flip*” - Mike Oldfield

The 90s was such a happy and bountiful time. With enough Pogs and Mambos for everyone

But like why even have a museum if it’s not going to be the scene of daring heists?

The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing. Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist. Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird Media: trans activist criticizes media

This genuinely slaps youtu.be/dMECUWd11Zc?...

“You have been asleep since November,” said Frog. “Well then,” said Toad, “a little more sleep will not hurt me.”

Speaking of Barnaby, why exactly didn’t he have to repay what he earned while illegally sitting in the senate for 15 years?

Kinda feel like I left my run too late to figure out what I want my life to be. Not family/relationships, that's honestly perfect. But the other part, the work/hobbies/whatever part. The part that's just me.

Wheelchair users still can’t fly in their chairs but whatever

You’d think the first regional opposition leader would have something to say about this www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

*Coal Chamber voice* Me Cuomo

This is where he wrote Great Expectations.

If you run a publishing company, be it a tiny one person operation, part of a giant conglomerate or anything in between, one rule applies across the board: there are two accounts to be maintained. 1/?

Swift Parrot really regretting that Riyadh Comedy gig now www.theguardian.com/environment/...

people out of work love to be lectured about how low unemployment is

If snakes were wide

"Magic Claw has no children. His days are free and easy"

Sorry, but JD Vance sounds like the name of the fourth member of a B-tier boy band

Slowly upgrading the house to Debian Trixie

The best thing about being a pirate is ham night

RIP youtu.be/JAfuUZRou7g?...

It is engineering malpractice that this site has not yet implemented an option to allow people to private their accounts, given that they’re a US based company, and the US is going through what it’s going through. But hey, waffles, amirite.

Down by the banks of the hanky panky Where the bullfrogs quit their jobs in finance and become graffiti artists

When it's a scene at night, books should switch to white writing on a black page

Foolish Toad. This never works

How come there’s no Eggs Benedict McMuffin?

Hey, friends. Here’s another quick reading from my new philosophy book, IMMORTAL GESTURES (Scribe). This chapter begins with finger horns on the red carpet, then moves through Black Sabbath to the Renaissance and beyond. There’s also a discussion of cuckolding and prehistoric mythology.🤘

Hey @kittenflower.bsky.social, it’s us writing the book

This is stomping youtu.be/LxFWBA4kT6Q?...

Oh yeah I think I read about this being a possibility in DUH DOY Magazine

Thinking about Diane Keaton and how it’s incredibly rare from anyone to win an Oscar for a comedy

Still slaps youtu.be/xoW3bqnr7tw?...

STOP LETTING TOURISTS GO TO K'GARI AND THEY'LL STOP GETTING BITTEN BY DINGOES THERE.

Harman Kardon San Diego #isthisanything

I'm mostly sceptical of social media being bad for your brain. And then I see people saying Ferris Bueller is better than Breakfast Club

Windows 10 goes EOL on Tuesday btw

Fair play to the Pervert Glasses for making users look like Woody Allen

**NEW VIDEO OUT TODAY!!** That's actually a lie. It's not exactly new. Well, this version is. It's a repost of an old video I really like. Partly because I just wanted to share it again and partly because I haven't had time to assemble a new YouTube offering, yet. youtu.be/9ncsoVZG-SA?...

Haven’t done one of these in a very long time… ngl.link/danietreg1