www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkf6... I have finished a wonderful new ITG chart

NANABABA (evolves into TROPIUS) If it feels threatened, it fully encases itself in its protective plant skin and flees. However, since it can't see where it's going, it usually trips. #pokemon #fakemon

I don't know why adding a custom Shrek emoji made DMs to my coworkers go through again, but hey! DreamWorks makes the Teams work

guy who accidentally found the same sax vst they used in sf3 🎵

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Ni de aquí ni de allá

see you in the stars

Sports Commentary xkcd.com/3262/

Ordered for an iced coffee. Was asked if I want ice cubes or balls. Got flustered, but pulled it together and said cubes are ok. Got ice cylinders. What does this mean?

構図練習続き。“一瞬だけの謎の光” #rainworld #fanart （「なめくじねこの見た風景」No.67）

Jesus fucking christ. The new apartment I'm renting has another fucking sinkdog. I just want a normal sink but noooo, the landlord installed yet another anthropomorphic dog girl with a sink for a tummy. Don't even get me started on the soap dispensor. Every time in Vancouver

from japanese wikipedia (autotranslated to english)

you are not prepared for how this touhou arrange starts (by the band 石鹸屋) www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXit...

There's a good joke about non-constructive proofs

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

google analytics but for saw traps. for example, imagine there’s a saw trap where you have a choice of escaping with your top or bottom half. it would be cool if you could see who chose what sorted by demographic

can google's ai shit just fuck off with the compliments and tell me whether or not I came up with "pack it up pack it in, Batman Begin"

Made a post about fighting linkrot + published a lightweight solution I made with Claude croissanthology.substack.com/p/archiving-...

Philanthropic Mexican pharmacy mascot Dr. Simi and friends in Shibuya, Tokyo.

Intelligent

as a kid I used to take those plastic bead necklaces and twist them into different shapes on the ground and pretend they were race tracks or courses of some sort

i'd say my dog is smarter than about 15% of billionaires. i know it'd probably be funnier if i said all of them, or 50% of them, or something like that, but i think 15% is realistically closer

jarvis, fetch a low resolution letterboxed image of armarouge for the social media post

Mega Aurorus' info sheet! Featuring its bioluminescent sails, whiplike tail and control over the weather. #fakemon #pokemon #oc #ocsky #megaevolution #pokemonlegendsZA

✨ A Little Perspective is out now! ✨ I put my all into this strange, experimental game, and I'm so excited to finally let you all experience it for yourselves. Head over to the Steam store to buy it now (10% off for the first week). store.steampowered.com/app/3485300/... #indiegame #puzzle

6 or 7 human souls

i made a game about magnifying horses #gamedev wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnif...

He always knows exactly what to say

Toaran is the mascot of the Tokyo Sakura Tram. His head is a tram, and his body is the beautiful flowers blooming along the railway line.

sautez sur Oeuf

one on hand cancelling discord nitro has removed my funny animated avatar but on the other hand it has forced me to not be in over 100 servers like some god damn freak. so who can really say if i came out ahead here or not

keep on tellin' them CAVE stories www.youtube.com/watch?v=faBr...

🔮 What the fuck are you talking about the Metal Coat is a container of metallic skin cream and not just some nebulous metallic object

The interesting thing about seasonal clock movement is that some people have such strong opinions about what "7:35am" or "4pm" means that it's easier to move EVERY CLOCK IN YOUR REGION than shed those cultural associations or reschedule your working day

Plums xkcd.com/3209/

Wise words

the toki pona roguelike butterfly platformer I made with my friend just got an update, and a cute domain name pipi.la

Dialed Daily — Feb 20 46.08/50 🟨🟨🟧🟨🟨 Beat me → dialed.gg?c=PJPPUT

wowow world, the Nonolith demo is out now! A mysterious metroid-BRAIN-ia with hundreds of surprising 'aha' moments that will redefine what is and always has been possible. There are secrets everywhere, even this little demo has so much to discover!

a single ramen noodle is called a raman

Early Arthropods xkcd.com/3199/

Don't let it slip away.

via wiktionary

In Paper Mario, Mario has 8 partners. However, there are enough unused and scrapped partners referenced in the game's files to make another full party. Here is a glimpse of an alternate reality with all of Mario's potential partners.

deltarune if it was a generic western AAA game