They decided any physical fitness standards would be too woke.

Target had its third straight quarter of slumping sales. Their stock is in the tank. Their CEO has resigned. It all started when they scrapped their DEI initiatives to appease Trump. They thought hate would make them profitable. They were wrong.

There are CPTSD survivors reading this whose faces literally hurt from the fake smiles we've had to offer up at family functions for decades.

This 2nd Trump term is so bad it almost makes me miss his first term.

N - Shetland Islands E - Osaka S - Buenos Aires W - San Diego

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

Well. They tried. It was fun! Thanks for the invite @alexlevy666.bsky.social!

The most interesting thing about the Sidney Sweeney jeans ad is that Trump trafficked and raped little girls and his entire administration is covering it up for him.

Recovery from CPTSD does not require perfection. It does require bravery. But no one in the universe is as brave as someone who has survived long enough to be reading these words. You can do this.

It’s weird to have sun and dry air, but it looks foggy, due to heavy Canadian wildfire smoke #ilwx

Back tomorrow. I’m going somewhere that is more hot and humid than Chicago.

Summer nights on the Chicago river are magic ✨

Tangerine Mussolini is great but “Clementine Caligula” is my favorite.

If you have a small penis just register as a Republican and become a big dick.

Gus and I did an outdoor walk to survey the scene of a shooting last night. I plan to spin after I do some cleaning.

Here today. Making magic.

We live in a world where the same people who believe a man built a boat big enough for every animal don't believe in climate science because it’s “unproven.”

Alligator Auschwitz

Call me crazy, but my idea of making America great involves a lot fewer kidnappings and concentration camps.

One of the reasons why trauma survivors sometimes-- more than sometimes, actually-- don't identify with the label "survivor" is, we didn't experience it as world-shattering "trauma." The trauma WAS our world. It was just "life." We didn't register our survival wasn't a given.

FUN FACT: Tiffany is the only one of his kids born to a naturalized U.S. citizen.

Quote skeet with a pic of you from the 1980s. Yes. That’s an awesome mullet.

Melania Trump was not a U.S. citizen when her child, Barron Trump, was born on March 20, 2006. She officially became a U.S. citizen on July 28, 2006, several months later.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Trump's out there yellin’ about immigrants and felons like he didn’t marry one and become the other.

We can do without certain people in our life. It might suck, but we can. We cannot do with abandoning ourselves again & again to keep certain people in our life. That will destroy us from the inside out, & sooner than we think.

My dad would have left 15 mins ago. He didn’t play. I learned to be ready 15 mins before his stated departure time because he left when he was ready.

The Pentagon fed Trump a fake strike plan the way you’d give the toddler a toy steering wheel while you drive the car.

When a toddler yells “I’m done!” after coloring the walls and blaming the dog.

Trump: We need fewer holidays! Also Trump: Why didn’t anybody come to my birthday racism parade?

This is who runs this account.

This guy thought he was ordering “own the libs” and got “lose your roofing crew” instead.

The only King I recognize is this Queen.

Office today. There’s not a revolution in sight, and I can see all the way to Hyde Park.

My mood when it comes to the National Guard and the Marines’ invasion of LA…

Out of the 109 DOGE staffers we've identified: • At least 38 currently work/have worked for businesses run by Musk • At least 23 are making cuts at agencies that regulate the industries that employed them • At least 12 remain, on paper, employees/advisors of the companies they worked at before DOGE

SCOOP: Guardsmen deployed to LA aren't on formal orders, thus aren't set up to be paid or get healthcare yet www.military.com/daily-news/2...

@westlooptom.bsky.social 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Biting the hands that feed us...WTF

The new Shrek reboot sucks.

On what charge, Donnie? Thought you were all about free speech? Not that I think you have any grounds to do so, but hope you understand equal application of the law means no more masked “protests” by the Proud Boys or ICE, either.

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487

All we want is healthcare.

We love the poorly educated who can’t distinguish PR from reality.

If Elon Musk hadn't bought twitter to get Trump elected I bet a lot of people would still think he's a genius.

The Trump/Elon breakup is so good, Taylor Swift should write a song about it.

Please help Spot with his cancer treatment journey if you are able. gofund.me/1c118b67

As much fun as the TACO memes are, don't forget what that stands for: TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT. It would be a shame to ignore the chicken memes that are there for the taking. Here's a little Starter Kit you might need. ENJOY!

I’ve never been more happy to be officially “unhealthy”.

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like she could use a week at the spa.