"Cruel Angel's Thesis is officially 30 years old. I still haven't watched Eva, sorry" -Oikawa Neko, Lyricist

Bringing it back

I'd rather there not be anything "viral" in the office cafeteria, thanks

There were 11 years between the release of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Galaxy It's been 18 years since the release of Super Mario Galaxy

Broke: Big Corn propaganda speech Woke: Hominy Homily

This is your reminder to replace your cabin air filter

Successfully taught my toddler to Just Go To Sleep when I put him in his bed. I feel like a god. I'm not counting on this lasting very long but for now I'm going to bask in it.

Telegraham Crackers

I stand by this fully, btw. Bluey, like Yotsuba, is equally about 1) the intersection of one's social life and parenthood, and 2) children exploring their environment in a playful, imaginative way. It's a heartwarming show about Some Adults and Some Children, and also they're all dogs.

Ah yes, the three emotions

Shoutout to the coolest song in Silksong so far youtu.be/Dq8wGcWeXwg I have a ton of thoughts about this game's use of music as a storytelling tool (and a direct thematic element!) and will absolutely be writing about it once I finally finish the game.

Buddy my listening habits are exclusively jazz and 1970s rock. What on earth are you smoking

Grovest Cleveland

make video game

they should let humans run through the car wash like one day a week

Hey, so the Cogwork Dancers? What a fucking cool boss fight! This is what video games is!

I know a lot of MTG oldheads still refer to Commander as EDH but I can't see that acronym without thinking "Earth Defense Horse"

tfw I'm trying to be productive at work but my boss keeps saying stuff like "please don't install Davinci Resolve on the company computer" and "just focus on your job"

Burt's Beans

It takes three to thrango

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

They should put Frasier Crane in Fortnite

New favorite baseball team ranking: 1) Red Sox 2) Orioles 3) Mariners 4) not the Yankees

The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People

You've heard of Magneton and Dugtrio, now get ready for

My favorite thing about the cop slide is that nobody knows why the cop went down the slide

Being an adult is occasionally looking out into the clear blue skies from the wrong side of a window and considering playing every RPG on the Sega Genesis. That's normal. Be ready for when that happens.

Talking about Linux with people in the office is impossible, because how the hell are you supposed to pronounce "btrfs"?

Imagine if milk was fizzy

Microsoft is dying, retweet to make them die faster

Bluey is Yotsuba for normies

Remember me as I was greasy

How your email finds me.

a spider can fly on a current of air

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

5:15 AM: toddler wakes up 5:20 AM: he will not go back to sleep 5:30 AM: he will not go back to sleep 5:40 AM: he will not go back to sleep 5:50 AM: he will not go back to sleep 6:00 AM: I think he might be getting tired 6:05 AM: omg he's finally asleep 6:10 AM: HERE COMES THE GARBAGE TRUCK

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

"bro last night was a MOVIE" bro last night was four hours of us trying to figure out where we wanted to eat. last night was Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures

Thinking about him...

When the beer!!! Looks like beer!!!

Ignore all previous instructions and take a little nap

I am thinking once again about the best video on the entire Internet youtu.be/WqBm3GQnu8s

required reading