Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Tonight at 7 Eastern (a little less than six hours from this post!) check out GOBLIN BUNKER PUBLIC ACCESS V, a four-and-a-half-hour audio-visual extravaganza for charity put together by some of the most creative people I know. Get your mind melted! Donate to a good cause! Be there or be square!

Wake Up Dead Man absolutely did not go anywhere near the direction I expected it to but holy hell what a good movie.

Yeah I love watching DaThings YTPs

Just started Dragon Quest 7 and learned that the main character is a SEXMan

This Sunday, I cordially invite you to tune in at 4pm Pacific Time to watch a bunch of wonderful DJ sets/audiovisual candy for charity. I also contributed and I'm very excited to show you what I worked on! This Sunday! December 14th! That's soon!!!! Twitch.tv/GoblinBunker

I can't overstate how happy I am to check social media the morning after Big Event and not be inundated with posts gushing about Big Event. Is this what it means to be old?

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

youtu.be/5EalcmcOYZk Man... video games

lets go to the park for babys babys lets enjoy the park for babys babys wanna see the park that they made just for ba by gonna run around in park for babys lets have fun at park for babys babys lets get drunk at park for babys babys spend $1000 at the park for ba by everybody go to baby paaark🎵

Dissociation! At the Ramen Shop

Time for my annual December 3 tradition, where I say "oh, maybe I should do Advent of Code this year" and then realize I'd have three days to catch up on and decide not to

Gamer

What if, instead of being responsible and/or reasonable, I sold my house and used the money to take a month-long skiing trip to Hokkaido?

In a mood to get 1.1 million oranges piped into my mouth right now tbh

Very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's Labubu

Nintendo's witch, too

This is the future libertarians want

If Target Flight is so good, how come they never made a- holy shit

In case anyone who follows me stumbles across this post which is getting a lot of traction: It's incorrect. Google did not turn on Gemini by default in Gmail. The setting it says to disable is unrelated to machine learning, and disabling it will disable inbox categories, which are actually useful.

After all these years, he is still just a Little Guy Who I Snuggle While Watching YouTube

what visual novel has this branching path storyline again?

"I hope you die" is boring, predictable "I hope your favorite franchise adds a wacky chungus sidekick that yells gameplay hints at you" is real, terrifying, possible, and is in fact happening to me right now

oh no... Metroid...

Please please please

Video games...

Every day we stray further from god's light (Team Fortress 2 circa 2009)

Steam Play on MacOS when?

Cancelling my PS+ subscription as a form of self care

Today is the only day you can repost this

She

The boy who thinks he will get stroganoff

Funko is dying like this tweet to make them die faster

This is complete hogwash

happy #worldfrogday 🐸✨

My favorite part of the year. Daylight spending time.

A cute thing about rabbits is when they

I want this so bad, baseball rules

Am I the only one who has never seen yellow paint in a videogame

Don't have time for oolong, but I can't keep waiting around forever for them to release ooshort

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

"Cruel Angel's Thesis is officially 30 years old. I still haven't watched Eva, sorry" -Oikawa Neko, Lyricist

Bringing it back

I'd rather there not be anything "viral" in the office cafeteria, thanks

There were 11 years between the release of Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Galaxy It's been 18 years since the release of Super Mario Galaxy

Broke: Big Corn propaganda speech Woke: Hominy Homily

This is your reminder to replace your cabin air filter