I knew when I saw @alexjaffe.bsky.social rt a powerscaling thing it had to be GOOD

Heartbroken to learn from @vicmmic.bsky.social and @hankgreen.bsky.social that white blood cells have DNA but red blood cells don't so I'm living by some kind of miracle of fate but if I die from an unsanitized payphone it's basically my fault.

Imagine being Clancy Brown and doing this a few years into acting. Like what I gotta work 40 more years not grimacing in bone armor?!

I don't like when a parrot is really big. An animal should be able to kill me or say my name but never both.

Surely I can't be the only one who thought we were gonna get Scopes Monkey Trial fan service here.

How your email finds me

I would make a sizeable prop bet that the current administration will, at some point, attempt to revive the ultimate millennial classic

Legit if they released an Apple TV with a screenshot button on the remote I would use it every day

This set of farm animal stickers my child was given have all the new terms for things that the government has been cooking up.

I hope that HR Giger got to see what happens when you run out of waffle batter in a vertical waffle maker before he passed.

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

I'm literally always saying this

(Decembrists Voice)

I don't think I will, reverb app notification.

Pronouncing Chuchus like it rhymes with tuchus

This is my new exclamation

Hey wasteful woodpecker nation, here's today's contribution for those that love spendthrift sapsuckers

Hello. For the latest post on my newsletter, I go long on some Vocaloid history, using one particular song as a jumping point to discuss some lesser-known lore about the early fandom. Hatsune Miku lovers tap in. www.shy.center/p/triple-baka

Bulbasaur, when the caps melted

Honestly I really needed to hear this

Immediately paused "honey get in here you gotta see this"

Listen, I had to.

I won't forget you bread-kun, I'll go on and tell your story

Sometimes America is truly a cartoon of itself

Watching the Bubblegum Crisis OVA finally after seeing it in a video store as a child and wondering if it ruled. Feels sort of Gradius-y in a way that is a good time, you should end more fights by flying inside the bad guy in a desperate bombing run.

"Alatar and Pallando were the BLUE wizards, of course, who had in the east their own victory over Sauron as great or greater than Gandalf's, but we will not tell that story now." [SHOT OF WALLACE SHAWN NODDING]

Yeah I’m a Gamer

me circling back: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck Me closing the loop: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!

Oh man this is how those pills behind the counter at the gas station get delivered.

Checking out the reviews on a local bookstore I haven't checked out and this was as far as I needed to go.

I really like the instinct someone had to make the America's Funniest Home Videos theme really patriotic. Like yes - this is the narrating dog farts country and don't you fucking forget it.

Forever in the "driving around in warm weather with the windows down" hall of fame

Though it is a truth universally acknowledged that internet comments are not worth reading, the stuff going on in tiktok comments still has the juice IMO

Can't come in today boss, I got a real bad

Live now! This stream is so chill I would honestly prioritize for your health

Referred to a snake I saw in the garden as footloose and fancy free but then it dawned on me that snakes are one of the few animals that are actually footfree and fancy loose.

Listen folks @alexjaffe.bsky.social is really good at hosting podcasts and I gameshow conned him into being on season 2 of attach your resume. He talked to living comic book legend @gregrucka.com and crushed it. open.spotify.com/episode/2C7M...

Can't wait to tune into this no doubt deranged stream and raise mutual aid funds for a good cause!

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This month Labyrinth of Cinema discusses Miyazaki's sci-fi eco fable Nausicaa with myself @lowercasejai.bsky.social and @biglou.bsky.social . Truly a foundational film for me and maybe still the purest thesis of the Ghibli creators. Links in the reply. #anime

People think the tragedy in Gundam shows is about the horrors of war but really that's just set dressing for the true tragedy: being the only one around with emotional intelligence and also you have a crush on an impetuous warhead with a self flagellation complex.

Browsing the Makita website and it feels like I've got the They Live glasses on.

my girlfriend reading this post: why does this kinda work to the tune of hallelujah

If someone dunked on me this hard I would climb over the stone wall to The Dry Place

Well this took a while

Oh no I waited too long to go to Pretentious Barrel House!

Gotta admit Pennington Malts and Shakes Starfire are completely incredible names for an old timey pugilist and an 80s glam wrestler respectively.