Every 2 weeks I watch an Ultra show with friends (currently Ultraseven) and we are just whooping and stunned every time by how much something can absolutely rock

Breaks my heart to share this, but today is my last day at The Verge and I am looking for work! I'd really like to stay in video games, preferably in some kind of journalistic capacity but I can do PR/Marketing and maybe even a lil Narrative Design. Please get in touch! www.ashparrish.com

Buying this so I can use the Extra Indulgent Panda sticker on various items

Rarely have I read an article that so thoroughly "oh, well there's the problem" as this.

the only good LORD OF THE RINGS pitches remaining are "Silmarillion" and "this guy solves mysteries in the Shire"

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

Me going into 2025 / 2026

Hey girls. It's my birthday, it's new year's eve, but most importantly: it's buddy list day. For the fourth time, here's my annual tradition where I invite my friends to take up some space on my newsletter and talk about how they spent their year. Thanks for reading. 💜 www.shy.center/p/buddy-list...

Got some good advice today

I fear that realizing Gatorade is a salt lick for humans is somewhat of a one way street

If we're going to live in the american century of humiliation we should at least make it rad

Back at it and there's a part where he's been talking to a kindly old man, sees painting of him as the elderly owner of the store (like in a memorial vibe), turns around and he's disappeared. He has a totem from this toy ghost that comes in useful later...maybe next year I just write Home Alone 8.

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

God it would rule if toxic masculinity adopted truffles as a going concern. There's something in a day trader reading a subreddit FAQ about training very special pigs to find underground mushrooms that is just so delightful to me.

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

This is Ultraman shit

This is what I assume will happen if I ever remember to flush out my water heater

Me trying to chat about the economy with the ren faire guys I'm trying to impress

This is so iconic, get Ken Burns on this

Darryl, Socrates' friend when a pair of strangely dressed men try to impress him.

i dont NEED a common cause i need a TOYOTA CELICA and a BLIND CORNER THAT WILL KILL ME

Honestly iconic behavior to trash printers while selling printer supplies - but doesn't she know she's just driving Hammermill right back to Brother?

Great piece, great memories. Get the heck in here

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I don't like when they make a cartoon snake do a crossed arms pose. They can do sassy poses you can barely dream of but no it's youth pastor o' clock over here

Buddies I wanna see these in various discords like immediately

"Listen, Jeremy, you don't seem to understand. Nothing you want is ever going to happen."

two vast and trunkless legs

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

In the way that a keyed lock can imbue a diary with an almost arcane aura - so are Ken Jennings' private Excel98 musings. Somewhere is a memoir that can be COUNTIF-ed at will to discover any number of truths that could topple the world as we know it.

Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,

People are always talking about the powerhouse of the cell but I feel like states of matter being mentioned and immediately thinking about plasma and what it looks like clears it.

RIP Tatsuya Nakadai One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.

I painted ur dog

I lived, bitch

At some point we are going to get an absolutely incredible picture of the Funko landfill.

it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age

I want this so bad, baseball rules

We're back baby

This is so true

Without more context it's hard to answer this one. Is Rob Reiner a Newtype? Is the battlefield in space or terrestrial? Does Reiner detect the minovsky particles before the RX-78-2 is in visual range?

Akira (1988, dir. Katsuhiro Otomo)

Ramza from Final Fantasy Tactics you better not be dressed up like a Zaku when I get over there

it's not FOR us

This is such an accurate sampling of all my web browsing between the hours of 5am and 6am