Buddies I wanna see these in various discords like immediately

"Listen, Jeremy, you don't seem to understand. Nothing you want is ever going to happen."

two vast and trunkless legs

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

In the way that a keyed lock can imbue a diary with an almost arcane aura - so are Ken Jennings' private Excel98 musings. Somewhere is a memoir that can be COUNTIF-ed at will to discover any number of truths that could topple the world as we know it.

Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,

People are always talking about the powerhouse of the cell but I feel like states of matter being mentioned and immediately thinking about plasma and what it looks like clears it.

RIP Tatsuya Nakadai One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.

I painted ur dog

I lived, bitch

At some point we are going to get an absolutely incredible picture of the Funko landfill.

it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age

I want this so bad, baseball rules

We're back baby

This is so true

Without more context it's hard to answer this one. Is Rob Reiner a Newtype? Is the battlefield in space or terrestrial? Does Reiner detect the minovsky particles before the RX-78-2 is in visual range?

Akira (1988, dir. Katsuhiro Otomo)

Ramza from Final Fantasy Tactics you better not be dressed up like a Zaku when I get over there

it's not FOR us

This is such an accurate sampling of all my web browsing between the hours of 5am and 6am

I knew when I saw @alexjaffe.bsky.social rt a powerscaling thing it had to be GOOD

Heartbroken to learn from @vicmmic.bsky.social and @hankgreen.bsky.social that white blood cells have DNA but red blood cells don't so I'm living by some kind of miracle of fate but if I die from an unsanitized payphone it's basically my fault.

Imagine being Clancy Brown and doing this a few years into acting. Like what I gotta work 40 more years not grimacing in bone armor?!

I don't like when a parrot is really big. An animal should be able to kill me or say my name but never both.

How your email finds me

I would make a sizeable prop bet that the current administration will, at some point, attempt to revive the ultimate millennial classic

Legit if they released an Apple TV with a screenshot button on the remote I would use it every day

This set of farm animal stickers my child was given have all the new terms for things that the government has been cooking up.

I hope that HR Giger got to see what happens when you run out of waffle batter in a vertical waffle maker before he passed.

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

I'm literally always saying this

(Decembrists Voice)

I don't think I will, reverb app notification.

Pronouncing Chuchus like it rhymes with tuchus

This is my new exclamation

Hey wasteful woodpecker nation, here's today's contribution for those that love spendthrift sapsuckers

Hello. For the latest post on my newsletter, I go long on some Vocaloid history, using one particular song as a jumping point to discuss some lesser-known lore about the early fandom. Hatsune Miku lovers tap in. www.shy.center/p/triple-baka

Bulbasaur, when the caps melted

Honestly I really needed to hear this

Immediately paused "honey get in here you gotta see this"

Listen, I had to.

I won't forget you bread-kun, I'll go on and tell your story

Sometimes America is truly a cartoon of itself

Watching the Bubblegum Crisis OVA finally after seeing it in a video store as a child and wondering if it ruled. Feels sort of Gradius-y in a way that is a good time, you should end more fights by flying inside the bad guy in a desperate bombing run.

"Alatar and Pallando were the BLUE wizards, of course, who had in the east their own victory over Sauron as great or greater than Gandalf's, but we will not tell that story now." [SHOT OF WALLACE SHAWN NODDING]

Yeah I’m a Gamer

me circling back: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck Me closing the loop: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!