There should be a button on each post and if 5 people press it the app just pins this post to the top of that person's feed for a week.

There's a place in cbus that does a dog with chive cream cheese, sweet raw onion chunks, and chopped scallions and sometimes I go downtown just to get it.

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

I was shocked this existed but then immediately I was like wait Cholula Mayo would hit

I wish to become the kind of person who sees the world through the lens of those I love and I think it would make my enjoyment of Oda Nobunaga more rad too. The drama of history comes from it being lived by people who love, fear, and dream as you do.

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

Once late at night I had the idea to have a social media space for each year to discuss old media like you go to to the 1993 feed and post "True Romance Gary Oldman you cannot be talking like that" but it fell apart because I remembered about other people

This week Labyrinth of Cinema is joined by @dylancheung.bsky.social for Dr Wai in The Scripture With No Words. You would not believe how divorced sad sack Jet Li is capable of getting. Links in the reply! Also please post your favorite HK Studio intro so @lowercasejai.bsky.social and I can vibe

Many people I know.

the way she slime in my pool got me reflecting 👤𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 Thirty seconds after this post became public, the United States Federal Government issued a warrant for Ms. Zeller's arrest. She is currently being held in federal custody and awaiting trial. Her book deal has been withdrawn.

Guy who thinks the term "table stakes" is table grapes after seeing them at Costco.

Captain, you seem to be caught in some kind of midlife crisis beam

Please subscribe to @trangirlismo.bsky.social so we can post together about inside jokes from the fast and furious episode and other silly patron bonuses

Shopping for kids pajamas and guys I think the Kirkland Pajama Bot is sick

F1 today has all my favorite plotlines. Lewis wins, George is defeated but gets 2nd pantomime villain style, Charles is under some kind of vaguely Greek curse where the thing he loves betrays him over and over...

New translation! The movie that shocked a young Hirokazu Kore-eda and has followed him his entire career...from the director of Dream Island Girl and Utopiano, Shoichiro Sasaki, I'm happy to share English subs for the gentle masterpiece that is "The Flow of a River, the Sound of a Violin" Enjoy!!

I can't know for sure but I feel like I might vibe with whoever is doing graphics on the Uline catalog

Been watching TNG before bed and literally once an episode there's a frame that's the hardest thing you've ever seen in your life. Cannot overstate how much more fun it is to enjoy something as a work created by people doing jazz with sci-fi short stories and not as some kind of lore hound.

This week Labyrinth of Cinema discusses John Woo's Hard Target with @lowercasejai.bsky.social and @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay from @trangirlismo.bsky.social. We explore accent effort levels, the kinship between vampires and Vegeta, and the Mardi Gras Clown Graveyard. Links in the reply!

My local library has tapped into some of the forbidden seminars.

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

People always talk about "Earl Gray, Hot" but never the fidget gem Picard messes with Tommy Wiseau style when making big decisions.

arcade games are like if someone invented jazz to sell gumballs

Happy Dragon Quest Day! Celebrate by listening to me rant about how the series, and especially the first game, makes me feel bad (complimentary)

The epistolary nature of Star Trek really shows what kind of world we could have if we forced men to journal.

Spending my life plotting every baseball players name on a continuum between Alimber Santa and Bumpus Jones

About once a month I go past a beer drive thru called Quenching Caverns and there's something about the feel of these pair of words together that I find completely unacceptable.

"They're saying I have the boldness of Alcibiades with the follow through of Nicias, they're very kind"

🎵 Every Day 🎵 🎶 I'm feeling more mortal 🎶 🎵 There's a message in your Patient Portal 🎵

I do not even know how to ride a bicycle and yet I have never needed anything more than this recreation of Bulma's motorcycle

This week Labyrinth of Cinema discusses The Edge (1997), a film that asks the question if dudes can rock so hard they become an idea. Join @lowercasejai.bsky.social, myself, and @bigbeefs.bsky.social in what may also become a yearly tradition for me. Links in the reply!

This piccolo day I'm choosing to remember that Kami made the dragon balls to grant one wish and when Dende remade them they decided to just give them three after encountering this on Namek. Others can inspire you to greater heights and the limits of the past were arbitrary.

For years I have referred to the tendency for mundane objects in sci-fi to be needlessly futuristic as a "space fork". You can imagine my shock and delight to encounter the genuine article in this episode of TNG.

Can't stop thinking about Tweety playing Alia with Granny as the Reverend Mother

SHAFT

I'm not haunted. Please don't put it in the newspaper that I'm haunted

I will treasure forever the roughly 35 seconds that I thought maybe John Rhys-Davies was the lead in the old Shōgun miniseries. I'm still gonna watch it someday if only for Mifune but it was becoming emergency viewing for a second there.

Sorry I've already depicted you as the Man vs. Machine TNG A-Plot and myself as the Jordy Fucks The Computer While Everyone Else Is Using Emergency Power To Shield From Deadly Radiation B-Plot.

If America could only unite our two diametrically opposed types of cosplayer, there's nothing that would be out of our reach.

I'm watching some kind of How It's Made from 20 years ago on the DQ Blizzard and they real casually mentioned that the Blizzard Flavor Scientists will sometimes spend a year developing a new flavor and they really just let you do anything in the 00s.

Saying Brachiosaurus is your favorite dinosaur is crazy

How dare you try tempt me with a cosmic horror tree thumbnail

I guess I just hope that the blasphemous trump image someday explains its lore. Why is the witch king of angmar in the clouds behind him? How did the flag lose roughly half its stars and is it related to the ship from Wing Commander being there?

As I realize I'd never considered where Polywhirl could even wear a tie, the last spark of prejudice leaves my body. A weight begins to lift from my shoulders as my gluten intolerance evaporates away forever.

This week Labyrinth of Cinema covers William Friedkin's To Live and Die in LA, @lowercasejai.bsky.social and I are joined by @nazzadan.bsky.social to discuss the superlative 80s vibes and even a possible Thrillhouse scenario. Links in the reply!