Fiddler on the Roof is perfect, all bangers, no skips, and a third of the songs will make me cry The Music Man is also perfect, no skips, plus Hermione Gingold in the movie Jesus Christ Superstar is my Honorable Mention because it could be perfect, but directors so rarely get it right

Me buying feet pics means I'm quite literally doing more good for the economy than the British government

I know a lot happens in this crazy world of ours but this being a real thing that happened is fucking insane to me. Legitimately a little bit insane

Every single day of this year has felt like being fully conscious during open heart surgery but at least it's not like it's the time of year when it gets pitch black at 5pm

This world cannot be redeemed

¡No pasarán!

Very cool Instagram thank you for banning every sex worker but letting all the Nazis stay thank you

My fiance is trying to get proposed to a second time

Extremely happy for Zohran Mamdani winning but unfortunately I will now have to hear my dad saying "that lad isn't much older than you and he's Mayor of New York, what's your excuse?" for the foreseeable future

Big fan of the one woman in The Witcher who I can describe as The Witch of Immense Breast

I really hope Zohran Mamdani wins purely because it'll make the worst people in the universe so upset their piss will start boiling

I'm doing the opposite of No Nut November. I'm doing Pro Nut November. I'm going to make a bunch of people cum

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye You were bigger than the whole sky

People who post non-stop about how much insane sex they're having lately are generally just trying to hide the fact they're in a lot of pain

Thank you to everyone for the help 💜💜💜 I’m JaimeKayA on capp and vnmo if you’d like to help defeat this last $40

Sexting with my man is so far the only thing I've used my English literature degree for

"'Kratos is Greek, so we know he's had gay sex, but was he a top or bottom' – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,"

At least there's no historical precedent for what happens when the ruling class expands their palaces while the increasingly discordant populace are struggling to get food

“Show me someone for whom friendship means lack of love, and I’ll show you someone who wonders why their lovers never end up being worth their time.”

I sometimes have moments where I think "am I actually bisexual or am I just in denial" and then Megan The Stallion will post a new photo and it becomes apparently I am not as homosexual as was once previously evaluated

Raised Catholic with a Proddy work ethic means I literally do all I can and then feel bad I'm somehow not doing more than that

Make sure you get your STD tests done on the regular, gang. In the UK & Eïre, you can get free at-home tests via SH:24! sh24.org.uk sh24.ie

They buried the lede here, which is that she’s seeking reelection.

Halo, the game series that literally made Xbox, is now gonna be on PS5

In the pantheon of 'covers that are better than the original', Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt gets a lot of love (rightfully) but Nirvana's Unplugged cover of The Man Who Sold The World is up there as one of the greatest of all time

Norman Reedus has had the same fucking hair for 20 years

I get the feeling my friends are blanking me, which makes me socially withdraw, which makes my friends blank me, which makes me socially withdraw, which makes my friends blank me, which makes me socially withdraw, which makes my friends blank me, which makes me socially withdraw

Doing a TV interview with your shirt off to show you don't have a Nazi tattoo anymore and accidentally revealing you have a second Nazi tattoo is a really funny Arrested Development bit

I look like this btw

59 years since Aberfan, rest in peace ❤️

Gonna do a 13 nights to Halloween movie countdown Night 1 - Near Dark

When the property listing has a top down floor plan

The UK having protests but calling it "No Tyrants" instead of "No Kings" lmaoooooooo SAY IT WITH YOUR FUCKING CHEST GUYS COME ON NOW

It seems pointless to fact check someone saying "curry isn't proper British food like fish and chips", just like it's futile to correct someone saying "there are no pronouns in the Bible". They haven't made a mistake. What they're saying is, "Britain is a white country".

In 2019 I went as a Jimmy Buffet fan It was a costume I never really took off

Breaking with my longstanding tradition of not bigging up things Popes do to say BASED BASED BASED

What does LGBT stand for? (wrong answers only) Lady Gaga, Beyonce - Telephone

It's been a while Ask me The Questions™ ngl.link/owenfrthomas1

The Dunk & Egg trailer legitimately looks really good

A wonderful friend of mine is raising money for Gaza If you can donate, please do ❤️ www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/...

The Long Walk was INCREDIBLE

Everyone is trying to be sexy but no one wants to be horny

Rutabaga Ginsburg

I think we need to accept that international law doesn't exist in any tangible form. A Western-backed genocide is openly taking place and no one dares to stop it. The Russians invaded a sovereign country but are still on the UN Security Council. There is no "world order" anymore

Being into feet isn't a choice like being gay or French

I do like Bluesky and it's refreshing to not be bombarded with bots on every single reply, but unfortunately the engagement here is very dry

I’m 5 years sober baybeeee! *horn noises* 🥳 I still miss alcohol at times, but I more often am nauseated at the thought of it. Regardless, I am so happy to be free of it for FIVE WHOLE DAMN YEARS! LFG!!!! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

It is kind of mental that every few years the Americans just stop having a government for a bit