I really am trying to stay optimistic but it's exhausting feeling like I'm missing some crucial secret skill or I missed some important lessons that makes me a functioning human. I'm tired of feeling like I made the wrong choices 10 years ago and now I'm doomed to work hard and get nothing from it

Cross-dressing vegans might not be welcome in the military but they sure are welcome in my bed

Omg everyone in this thread should shut up. This UK versus American food argument was tired years ago. We go through this discourse cycle over and over and over again. I’m sure we’ll be back to math problems and the different ways we were taught to solve them soon enough.

Community workshop where people can get trained on and use tools & equipment for their projects, like drills, lathes, presses, 3D printers and so on

I thought retirement accounts were supposed to be the responsible alternative to going to Vegas and putting all your savings on black

imagine sitting on a potential challenger to the current bloc of social media platforms people are on but dislike for various reasons and going "no, no I must burn through my userbase's goodwill as fast as possible because I'm too bitter that funny trans women are more popular than AI dweebs"

I built this algorithm brick by bloody brick

They should let you keep your foreskin after the circumcision

RE: Nemesis spooked me so bad as a kid that I couldn't go to the bathroom at night bc I was convinced Nemesis was going to grab me in the dark

Bisexual in the sense that I've had sex with both men & women but also bisexual in the sense I can tell you the full names of every women I've slept with but I lost track of how many men I've banged a long, long time ago

Just checking in on this btw

Is there anyone out there? Or am I all alone? It wouldn't make a difference Still, I don't wanna know I thought it'd be over by now, But I got a while to go I'd give away the ending But you don't wanna know

Doing a land acknowledgement for the Moon

Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, and Nurgle

i'm already on board you don't have to sell it to me

Hungary rn

If your story looks like this please seek help

Got in and thought "man I've been so good with my diet, it's been ages since I had a takeaway maybe I should have one as a treat" so I looked it up and it has barely been one (1) week since I last had a takeaway Nothing is certain except death, taxes, and me being a fat fuck

I hope in my lifetime I get to see the private equity system completely crash and burn

You can tell AI is the future bc the people who use it have to constantly demand you recognise that their shitty work is actually good & not utter dogshit and also that it's impossible to do all the things we've been doing for 50+ years without a technology that's existed for about 6 years

What if I want him to lose the other $215 billion too

Here me out: take all of it. Take his shirt and shoes.

It's a bit jarring to suddenly be made very aware that I'm fuck ugly

Hi, its me. The most tired Jaime on the planet 🥱

Watching Keir Starmer as Prime Minister is like watching paint dry, except it's one of Hitler's paintings.

Wishing everyone a peaceful Good Friday. Unfortunately the world has gotten a bit more eventful than we'd like the past few years, with war in Iran, the renewed occupation of Lebanon, and ever-present price rises. It can make you feel very powerless, and I hate that feeling, I know you all do too.

All-timer

Notice that the Gay of Hormuz ain't causing all this drama? #StayWoke

What if GTA 6 comes out and it's shitty

Keep fighting against AI. Do *not* let these fuckers try to tell you "it's the future" If it was the future they wouldn't have to constantly tell you it's the future Do *not* let them fucking win

For All Mankind got it right when they said if someone actually solved free energy there would be people angry they can't work in the Cancer Air & Baby Killing Factory anymore

this guy deciding to start a fight with a giant for no real reason retroactively makes every episode of the show Reacher much more realistic

Prince Philip? Dead. Hatsune Miku? Alive. Think about that

You want to start with a couple of fingers until the Strait relaxed and work up from there I think

Regarding the Oscars, while I am a bit gruff that Sinners didn't win Best Picture, what matters most is that Marty Supreme didn't get a damn thing

Modern day romance is saving anal for marriage

We got spoiled by Andor bc now we're back to, possibly literally, Glup Shitto moments 🫩

I get that "glamorous online philosopher" is a popular archetype to model these days but some of your opinions are just very dumb

Mental to think every woman was born today

2 Broke Girls 1 Cup

I got the job. I will officially be moving over to work emergencies for the company I work for. 🥺

Getting a Bachelor’s and Master’s Degree in English and gaining a ton of student loan debt. I truly wish I hadn’t quit nursing school, or went to a trade school.

Unironically I think trans and non-binary people are the fucking coolest bc they are, quite literally, self-made. All that they are has been made by themselves, not born into it or handed it by their parents. Every part of themself is a conscious choice made to be who they want to be

Noticing a lot of Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now begging the UK government to spend that same tax money to rescue them. Hm

I'm 5ft 6 and have never assaulted anyone or called anyone a slur so it's not that then is it

Today is mine & Bee's anniversary. We've been together 6 years and I've been grateful for every single moment of it, bc all the good bits have been because of you. Making you laugh is the best feeling in the world. Thank you for being my best friend and my greatest adventure I love you, frog boy 💚❤️

I think Bluesky has some problems, namely it's full of the kind of people who made 2010s Tumblr insufferable and the butt of everyone's jokes, but the fact it isn't an automated child porn & racist hate crime pogrom generator means this is where I am now !

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊