Spoiler… there’s a bucket.

Each time I read this it just get funnier.

That fucking bucket.

Another pod drop, this time, true crime in a dirty van with @nonagoff.bsky.social We find out how crap Nona would be as a horror monster in the spoilerzone. I'd recommend staying for that. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n... #whitevanman #podsky #horrorsky

Chaotic but calculated. Team Chronos take down Plexus Sentinel Mythic 😎 Excited to see just how far they'll go this season 🥳 We are Starship🌈 Kind of a Cult💀 discord.gg/starshipeu #worldofwarcraft #mythic #raiding

My uterus really did a copy and paste when it came to my 9 y/o.

There’s a huge storm outside so I’m sat in silence working whilst listening to the rain. I love that Autumn is coming.

We finally killed Dimensius heroic with @starshipeu.org #TeamChronos !! What an absolute epic fight!! Well done team, we did so great all through this evening! #WorldOfWarcraft #AheadOfTheCurve

9 y/o farted whilst laughing at a video of something I’d made and you should all know that is the highest compliment you can receive.

Out on Digital today in the UK Borderline. Check out me and @nonagoff.bsky.social talking about it and decide if it's one for your Monday night movie. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/f... #borderline #horrorsky

I’M OFFICIALLY A DISNEY PRINCESS

Stirring up some Jeopardy with @nonagoff.bsky.social and this game show based horror flick

I’ve somehow become the owner of a pet mouse… well there’s a mouse eating my chocolate and I have no idea how it’s got in the house or where it goes during the day. Yes I am now checking a camera I set up to record where the chocolate is to catch the late night snacker.

Have a look at what you could have won. Is it a speedboat, is it an all expenses paid trip to a place surrounded by "Ex-pat's" or is it a knife through your skull? One of these isnt that appealing, I know. Find out what you got with @nonagoff.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/y...

Lay in bed with two very different sides of the coin to read.

I had a slushie and Milky Way magic stars to watch Toxic Avenger. It was good. They didn’t butcher the original and made it as silly. Will be buying as a physical copy to add to my collection. Elijah Wood has also become one of my fav creepy actors. (Maniac is AMAZING if you haven’t seen it)

Bought a ticket a week ago to take myself out on a ‘me’ date to the cinema and true to form, I don’t want to go. I’m still gonna go. But I also… don’t wanna.

We've had a string of fun movies on the show lately, hopefully that comes across in our chats that include admissions that we didn't know who Ray Nicholsons Dad is. We're proper pros like that.

Get the karaoke out and cue up some Celine Dion, me and @nonagoff.bsky.social are going back to the 90s (apparently) and stalking Samara Weaving pod.link/1556871078/e... #podsky #horrorsky

Raid Mother with the sweet merch + spider goth vibes 😎 Rep the Ship: www.starshipeu.org/merch Join the Ship: discord.gg/starshipeu #WorldofWarcraft #Merch #Represent

Out of context, this sounds bad. With context… I just want to talk to Gillian Anderson for a bit.

9 y/o son has walked in after not seeing me for a few days and says ‘I’ve got bad news’ I’m prepared for the worst… ‘I lost my daily streak on Pokemon friends’ *insert shocked Pikachu face here*

Repping the @starshipeu.org shirt today before realising a spider left a cob web on it. Fanks Spooder.

Nothing in this game for 2 in a bed, what's a hot spot not? Have a look at what you would have won podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/y...

A film that's best watched when tired? Yeah, we might have something for you here

Being half asleep absolutely was the best play for this one, but even if you’re not it’s a gorgeous film. Like so visually pretty. Or I just have weird dreams… probably both.

Come and have a look at what you could have won. Me and @nonagoff.bsky.social watch Your host or Saw "the game show" while eating cake pod.link/1556871078/e... #podsky #moviesky

Our wonderful friend Daugen called in some of the troops from @starshipeu.org for his latest Glory Guide! Check it out: www.starshipeu.org/news/glory-o... #Warcraft #WeareStarship #ManaforgeOmega #Guide

I’m in some HC splits and I didn’t realise I’d talented into moonwalking as I’m trying to battle Forgeweaver. 🫠

Changing the pace from WoW, I’ll be heading into the shadows for some jukes with Taff! (And I still can’t look behind me as I run)

I go back to work tomorrow after 5 days off and I can honestly say, I don’t want to.

Feeling sad. Will be sat in my sparkly fort (my living room) until further notice.

There’s a ‘romance novel’ vendor in the new WoW zone and some of the books have pictures. Yes they’re all in my bank ready for player housing.

When I am creating a ‘Nonagoff’ army but that’s taken on my realm for my gnome hunter…

I have a macro set up in WoW for my barbed shot that spreads the dot from it on more than my target. I called it ‘Barbera’. Mythic raid lead btw…

Going into Mythic Mug’zee with no prep and getting him to 4.6%. I did that. Also managed to find my auto run button and just pull him by accident so you know, every cloud.

I thought there was someone up there road mowing the lawn, until I heard the trumpet and jazz flute solo and realised there’s a whole brass band practising in the hall not far from me. Cackling.

Mami gets a mention. I’m also banned from reviewing anything for a month so… I’ll see you all in a month… probably…

My fiancé has said no to a house goat but he hasn’t said no to a garden goat that I can make a little house for and cuddle up with the goat in so I’m taking that as a win.

Getting a laptop that runs WoW from a USB because it’s literally just a vessel for mount runs has been the best thing I’ve ever done. I’m lay in bed, doing my silly little WoW things. Got the last mount I wanted from the Nine in Sanctum, and now I can go back to achievement farming all snuggled up.

My youngest has picked up Pokemon Scarlet with some birthday money and is pretty hefty into the game now. Please tell me though why as kids we named out Pokemon weirdly cos the kid has a perfectly normal name like ‘Birdy’ and then the next is called ‘The Fusion’ and there’s no level in between.

She did it. The full circle of community raiding in Sanctum to leading a mythic team with my OG main that I still have no idea how to play has been done.

I’m taking a very cursed warrior toon into mythic raid tonight and it’s only cursed because I’m playing it. She was my OG main, but I had to have my own personal healer cos I stood in everything. It’s like going full circle on how I started raiding in WoW to now leading and bringing her back.

The best part about working from home is being able to make brownies on your lunch break so you can eat brownies when you finish work.

When I originally started playing WoW, I was a space goat hunter. I’m now level 69 (nice) on her after a day of just questing. (If Blizzard could make all expansions worth it to level 70 though I’d really love that.)

My raid leading voice on full display. It’s good to be back. 💗

It’s community mythic night with @starshipeu.org and I have all the POVs! You can watch along too at twitch.tv/starship_eu and sign up if you fancy given mythic a go!

Had lunch outside today because I should be trying to get more D than the sort my fiancé gives me.

Touching grass and making friends

Tomorrow is my day off so it’s cartoons and levelling my first ever WoW toon in bed time.