became a regular at a cafe today so now the only drink I can ever get there for the rest of time is a small americano even if that isn't what I want. im in hell.

facebook memory humbled the fuck outta me with a memory of another bad soup I made 5 years ago this very night.

I feel like the layman shouldn't just be able to grab this bottle off the shelf and purchase it. I should have had to talk to an associate and spoken their secret code word for them to take me to a backroom for this.

kiddo in the show I'm music directing told me I sound like a man today. who needs HRT when you work with kids? they're gender-affirming without even meaning to be.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

as soon as u realize that making things like roasted garlic and caramelized onions is actually really easy, "fancy food" starts to sound a lot less impressive. i was so stoked the first time i poached an egg. and it wasn't even difficult.

maybe we should ask grok how to solve the climate crisis? did anybody try that yet?

going around disturbing all the male california pink glow worms and laughing at how faintly they glow

My fighter jet full of shit stinks like shit

coveting the bonne maman jam advent calendar so hard I already have plans for all the lil jars 😈

i no longer trust the 12-foot home depot skeleton.

It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅

im just here thinkin about the tweens in 2050 who will be making memes about the epstein files. keep fighting, y'all. for them.

Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers

going to a conference for my day job where there's a workshop that essentially boils down to "how can AI help support my company's DEI initiatives?" sure sure let's just have the computer profile folks FOR us. then when it goes wrong we'll just blame the computer. this is the darkest timeline 🙃

Happy October from me and this unhinged page of There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Bat

getting my HRT from TrumpRx

just came across a video of an anteater online and thought "what the hell does this motherfucker even eat?" 🐜👀

that's not just any ventriloquist's dummy... that's the ventriloquist's dummy i owe $350 to

if u saw my name pop up on steam saying i'm playing grim fandango remastered again....... no u didnt.

this job is a prison

i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

The American government is bad! It is bad and I am criticizing it!! The US President is a cowardly, bigoted, somehow-sentient piece of poop!!!!! I will not be silenced!!!!!!!!!!!!!

always thought i hated research until i started researching something i actually give a shit about

Way ahead of you

Surprise! Photo from my collection, no date/info.

checking in on the irony of storing semaglutide in the butter compartment in the fridge

my favorite pastime is dumping baking soda and vinegar down all the drains in my house

If we cannot all be on the same page that the sitting president threatening to invade a US city is fascist dictator shit then truly I do not know what to do.

going around reporting every white house social media page for credible threats of violence

Was about to send a message to my boss saying "this customer support rep makes me want to commit an atrocity" but I opted for a gif of cookie monster burying his face in his hands instead.

anyway if u see me comin u better step aside 😠

maybe a hot take but they shouldn't let you become a ceo unless you can do everybody else's job at the company you work at. i really think it should be THAT hard.

just indiana things

fluoxetine is a beautiful name for a baby girl 💕

i am going to throw up

next slide, please

surprising to absolutely no one but me, if you take just a tiny bit of extra time to shop around for better deals you actually CAN find cheaper alternatives. go figure. i love being broke 🤘

hey hi hello i am musician please find me interesting and talented.

What EVER

Posted to my California college town neighborhood on Nextdoor, apropos of absolutely nothing. Ramiro out here doing the lord's work.

Every. Single. Story. about women not using AI as much as men portray it as bad for their future career prospects (without a shred of evidence) and a result of women being fearful little ladies rather than looking at AI's output and saying "this sucks, it's not going to help me."

searching the hallowed halls of my apartment by candlelight to find my accursed ipad

just make sure they put "got straight A's in summer semester 2025" on my headstone.

showing the resident stray cat that I'm invested in his interests (sticks and my dirty-ass crocs)

we don't need the files we need to believe women.