Just gave the guys shoveling my sidewalk some beers

“Withering turd” got me. Add Tripping Billies to the When It Happens playlist @treblaw.bsky.social

Mother of god

Adam Banks, Mighty Duck. Forever a Hawk.

I now get why he didn't want the world to see him and why he didn't think they'd understand.

My in laws at Thanksgiving when I can’t stop talking about how management wasted peak Embiid

Spread my ashes wherever this is

When the love child of Art Garfunkel and Roy Orbison speaks on the future of tech, I, for one, listen.

The Critic deserved better

Marc Cohn needs to grow eyes in the back of his head

I drive a Ford Focus and occasionally my dinner is leftover chicken nuggets my kids didn’t eat. On the other hand, my face doesn’t look like either of these guys.

Now find me a margarita that tastes like breadsticks and I'll never need to go to Olive Garden again

All time photo here

Next time @treblaw.bsky.social has a High Life-induced hangover and needs 18,000 waters in a moments' notice to dull the pain, he'll be happy this level of AI is around to bail him out

NEW: A comprehensive CNN review of Trump’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein—backed by records, photos, videos, interviews & messages—shows a long, close relationship until at least the mid-2000s. Several associates called them best friends. Our report from last night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR2H...

Mort Crim's Chump of the week except it's Pedocon of the Day

New clickbait just dropped @treblaw.bsky.social . Don’t even think about eating that chocolate cake if you want to remember your grandson’s birthday.

Until we get a pencil sketch of the Mystery Wife like Hideki Matsui’s, I refuse to believe she is real.

i wish we had a sane and stable national politics so we could treat "lebron james sends cease and desist to AI company making pregnant videos of him" the most important story of the week that it deserves to be

Also remarkably small ears

Flags at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro fly at half mast while the PA pipes in an ethereal version of Crazy Train

I’m old enough to remember when two pedophile billionaires could jovially talk about wonderful secrets and it didn’t end up in a national media publication.

Literally every throwaway line from Shawshank Redemption

Spotted at a rental house in Western PA @treblaw.bsky.social

There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall

Happy 4th

Rarely are there things you watch live anymore and you think “I have legit never seen anything like that”. This qualified for me

RIP Dave Parker, one of my baseball gods

And they said the magazine industry was dead

Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!

Someone should tell Trump he’ll never have a more memorable TV address than R. Budd and see what happens

New clickbait just dropped @treblaw.bsky.social

for a second i thought this said curtis granderson and i was so moved

Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows

Trump pardons Mr. Horton, aka, “Bicycle Man”

incredible thread of all the criminal scum Trump has released onto our streets who continue to commit crimes

The face of a man who voted for him to help the economy but *really* didn’t understand how tariffs work

Thanks to @immaculategrid.com I know longer have the burden of appreciating the quiet tranquility of my children playing together without wondering if Candy Maldonado ever played for the Blue Jays.