The Penguins first-round picks from 2004, 2005, 2006: Evgeni Malkin, Sidney Crosby, Jordan Staal. All won Conn Smythe Trophies in their careers. That's a wild run of first-round picks over a three-year stretch.

Congrats Canes. I hope this victory destroys you.

So completely deserved by Canes. They are hands down the hardest team to play against, from October to June. Bring it every night. 16-3 in this run. Good for Staal!

I love that Ehlers got that. What a fucking player

I am content with the sports.

I've sat with friends who couldn't go to fun communal events like sports games for years because their rapist was going to be there. Glad Canes won it so nobody has to watch Carter Hart being celebrated.

Happy Knicks in five to all who celebrate!

As we all expected.

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Oakland. Schenley Park. The cops are current chasing a naked guy through the park. Enjoy your weekend.

oh no, don't do this

Pittsburgh, if you missed the Venus/Jupiter dance in the haze yesterday evening, there’s an encore now. Look west. Venus above Jupiter. Mercury is right there too but you can’t see him. Just wave anyway. He can see you. 👋🏼

half time thoughts:

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Thought about the Pirates on the bus ride home from the ballpark and I think we should try turning the bullpen off and on again. Maybe that will fix them.

wilber dotel has recorded an out, i repeat, wilber dotel has recorded an out

Tri brings in Endy to get us on the board!

Lol after that Endy hit the Marlins left fielder threw their center fielder his sun glasses.

City Connect: Alternate Cap Unlocked 🔓

Homophobic

Yohan Ramirez will continue until bullpen morale improves lol

Hannah Jalapeño with a come from behind win on Pride Night. I almost cried.

Why does Yohan Ramirez keep happening to me personally?

Pride Night at the ballpark! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Pride night is also dollar dog night, which is also a firework night, and its the 69th game of the season?! Gays stay winning.

who needs ohtani when you have two way god Tyler Callihan

People are calling Tyler Callihan the Shohei Ohtani of Pittsburgh (it's me, I'm people)

The White Sox leading their division is the funniest way to find out the Catholic god is real.

I forgot Tyler Callihan pitched a scoreless inning yesterday. What a ballplayer.

Not only is that the win of the year for the Pirates, it was probably one of the most exciting baseball games of the year.

wheeeeee!

That’s game. Pirates 9, Dodgers 8. Tyler Callihan with his first two home runs, including a go-ahead shot in the eighth. Spencer Horwitz with a dinger in the 8th, too. Pirates survive their bullpen surrendering six runs. Pirates are 35-33.

Raise the cone!!

nice

Sure we gave up a grand slam but we got Ohtani's ERA over 1 so it was a good night.

That's the best defensive play of Bryan Reynolds career holy crap. That's also the second time I've seen Shohei Ohtani get robbed of a home run in person.

B-REY ROBS OHTANI

I love watching June Brey play baseball

congrats on the sex hank

What a melt down

Freeman is so likable and charming which is rude to me personally

Sure, Ozuna can’t hit, doesn’t know the zone, and can’t play the field, but remember he’s also slow as fuck

Ozuna could just not be on this team. That is a very real things that could happen.

His face as Henry Davis takes a pitch 340 feet over the Clemente wall.

Mangum!! I've seen enough. Welcome back IKF!