People on the street often ask me why I’m called “The Master of Illusions.” Well,

Just saw a 70 inch TV on sale for $320. As an old person lots of stuff today is crazy to me but nothing’s crazier than that

Possibly the biggest news of the last 10 years

As you probably guessed, our recording kept getting interrupted by a 30 foot tall fire breathing mechanical praying mantis

The most obvious idea in Seattle city-making history is working. Surprise, surprise.

Love that Duvy

VEGAS BAYBEEE

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Wow the absolute first thing I’d ever expect to see on the cover of Las Vegas magazine

For everyone saying we need to primary feckless do-nothing Democrats, here's your chance. If you asked me at any point in the past decade+ which Democrats in Olympia have got to go, my answer would've been the same: Jamie Pedersen. Well, now he has a challenger. Let's do this!

Sin City just got a whole lot sinnier

I have a real Addams Family thing about Vegas. This place is a complete nightmare—I love it!

He was 58

1981 was a hell of a year for movies

In a word: Whoooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Great job by everybody who let their state reps know a $550M tax break for the biggest corporations in the world shouldn’t have been part of an historic income tax bill. This was a fight, and working Washingtonians won.

Not exactly what I would call a weird movie but that scene on the porch is weird!

Very disappointing behavior from Sally Boy here

This rules.

I know this number is embarrassingly low from a commerce perspective but it’s still shockingly high

Nothing sums up modern television for me better than the fact that there is a Godzilla show starring Kurt Russell in its second season and I just heard of it for the first time yesterday

Dedicated to all those who’ve dreamed of one day feeding tequila to a bunny rabbit on a beach

Ridley Scott’s Hannibal should’ve been called LAMBS II: THE SLAUGHTER

Same movie features 1000 stale “fat computer guy” jokes, a real mixed bag

The issue here isn’t pussy. The issue is monkey

I’m old enough that it still seems absolutely insane when the Seahawks win the superbowl

Final edit for LA Heat (1989) could use a bit more polish, but I’m probably being too picky

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

God help me, I sorta liked Gamer

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I didn’t expect to see quite so much Joker in Jack’s performance here

A top notch performance from Mr. Seagull. Blake’s pretty good too

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The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember: - Organized a city wide general strike - Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence - Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE - Flipped public opinion against ICE

I’d like to take this moment to point out that Cooper Kupp is from Yakima

Holy SHIT

Jesus Christ, this game

I was a little scamp

I actually SAW and LIKED the two most nominated movies? Am I actually going to watch the Oscars this year??

state-sponsored child trafficking

I recorded this episode from my childhood bedroom in Yakima. When I was finished my dad in the living room said “I didn’t know recording a podcast would be so goddamn loud”

I will admit the high price of groceries is really hitting me right now because I’M BUYING GROCERIES TO DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORS WHO CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAS SENT AN OCCUPYING FORCE OF FUCKSTICKS TO MY CITY.

Transformers 2 without a doubt