Last night, in my dream, I watched Crocodile Dundee from start to finish and I would estimate my subconscious replicated it at about 85% accuracy

I made a list!

1st of many Hallmark movies today: THREE WISEST MEN

HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER

Holiday splice room tradish

Today, in the interest of science, I decided to run an impromptu analysis on the effectiveness of helmets. Good news: they work!

Hey pal, what do I look like to you?

Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->

Gonna make me a hockey fan with this type of shit

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

Used one of those virtual Doctor consultations for the first time. And you better believe they were like “I don’t fucking know, get it checked out in person”

You’ll have to listen to find out which movie features a conversation about 9/11 and the sarlacc pit

Sure enough, that’s every thing

Spectacular performances, superb direction, absolutely garbage

Dano’s in this and he is by no means weak sauce. He’s fairly strong sauce!

Fun T-shirt idea

For most of my life I’ve been saying “the perfect gift doesn’t exist.” “What a strange thing to believe,” people would say. “What’s the matter with you?” they also said a few times. But I never thought for a second that I might be weird and wrong. UNTIL I SAW THIS RING CAT THING

As a person who loves to hate on things, I was very excited to discuss Peppermint

Today is the sort of day where you find out you can buy a 13 pound turkey for the price of 2 beers at a concert

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I won’t say any more than this but it’s pretty unmistakable who on this train is heading to the built to spill show

Huge news: there is a movie where Nicky Katt and Terrence Howard are buddy cops

Just watched a fancy condo for sale reel on instagram, the song over it was “Fast Car”

Turns out there was I reason I couldn’t remember the last 2/3 of this film

Possibly the hardest I’ve ever laughed doing this podcast

Don’t fuck with Ator the Fighting Eagle

In a shocking development, Seattle has elected someone who knows things and cares about stuff to be its Mayor

Seems like Seattle has a new mayor.

Ooo a blood barfing cow for men AND women!

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

With another 56,000 votes counted in the Seattle mayor's race, Katie Wilson has narrowed the gap with incumbent Bruce Harrell to just 4,300 votes, and received just under 55 percent of the vote in the latest count, with perhaps 50,000 votes remaining to be counted. That's a solid turnaround.

I was in my mid 40’s when I finally fell in love with this film

It’s a caramel love and I’m walkin’ with spiders

Hello boys and GHOULS

Favorite 4 things at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures

DEADLY PREY DAY

I had to watch an ICE recruitment video before I could watch the trailer for Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, a uniquely disturbing experience

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)

Weekend!