Keamomb brot cherrys hombe. Itz wunnerful ting about livin in da Washingmachinton, Dey juss hav by da rode fer buy. Am skepticul. Will Waite fer tankos from Flanoy n McQueen. 🌮🌮🌮😻

Seattle face with a Yakima booty. Watch the white ladies twerk at the Seattle Symphony—trophy goes to the lady in black who knows all the words and choreo.

So. What Merlin says is a rare thing in my area (Pacific Northwest), an Olive Sided Flycatcher is around a lot, and loud. When I wake up, it sounds like I’m in Maui. It’s strange. No picture, but makes me think of @carmeldb.bsky.social and the wonderful photos. Birbs. 💛

Hello! 👋 I'm hoping to raise money for two Bay Area cat rescues. If you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20, I will answer a style-related question for you. But first, let me tell you about the rescues, why they're worthy of your support, and hopefully get you to adopt a cat. 🧵

Lukin up at da celestialness ob it all. Feelink like Charlee dude is hangink owt nearby. 🖤🤍 So we watsch da beauty togedder. 💫 I say hi to SambDad fer yuos, Charlie n tellink himb hez lubbed. 🐾 @kickysam49.com

Ignoring the score, turns out ESPN has dubbed us the Chicago Seattle Mariners. 🙃 While I do love Chicago, this seems uncomfortable. GoMs. 🔱

Todai’s I #hedgewatchforcharlie Keamomb say hallo to dis bnuny fer mez, whomst iz allso doin an #hedgewatch I keep eye on herz, jussincase. Many clovers eetin, robins are LOWD. Repart complet. 🐾

Doink an #hedgewatchforcharlie Keamomb tinks dis pikchur is arte. Ifn yuo skwint a lil, mebbe it is. Hullo, Charlie, iz lookin out fer you, sendin purrs to yuor Dade. ❤️‍🩹 He miss yuo bery mucsh.

Weale, iz haz porblem. Dis cate come tu bacyard a got lovinks and scritches frum Keamomb. Not a fan. Iz even meow’d (ma way ob yell). Youse guyse tink dis ca’at a stray? Shez lookink oberall helth. An shez doink good stare down at me, berry insouciant. #hedgewatch interrupted. 😼

Manathree? Tripletee? Manytees? Ya herd!!! 〰️🐮🐮🐮〰️ #coralcitycamera #manatee #miami

Oaghe, it #whiskerswednesday I got somb for dis egsact porpoise! Yenjoy da bountee ob whiskars, everybunny!😻

Hoppy April Fooles Dai! 😂 Butchew kno wat iz no joking?! Twodays mine GOTCHA KEA DAY! Bess dei ob da yeer, obvs! 🎉🥳🎉

Partichipate in #TongueOutTuesday fromb da V E T. Nowe be thyme fer snoozles, cuz allz okie dokie.

Kevin the dog picking out a toy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...

Aah, Chopin, the age-old lullaby for cultured felines. 😸💤 #cat #chopin #piano #concerto

The Sam Darnold story..

People do what you pay them to do. You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products. You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well. You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth. And so forth. Be aware of what you pay people to do

Kea got an query. Habby Valenz thymes Dey!! ❤️♥️❤️ #velentinesday

Courage. This shouldn’t be controversial.

Do your cats have jobs? Kea (pictured here) considers it his solemn duty to kiss the sugar carton when I make tea. He hears the kettle whistle, and will come running to do his job. Granted, this is likely an extension of showing him things I carry around, but he’s particularly consistent here.

I finuly did eet! Gotta pitchur ob mine cheek antennae! Hab sum whiskies fer #whiskerswednesday Feelink accomplish! 🎉😻🎉

Hau ab! 🤣

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

As a US Constitution appreciator, I have watched in horror and dismay as this regime first infringed on, then burnt to ash domestic civil and human rights. Weakly restrained in country, they look internationally and violate laws and treaties held sacrosanct as a reaction to the direst atrocities.

Oh mine gubniss! Da hollerday sprit was reseebed todai! Lookit dis grate cart frum Flanoy, McQ n co! Sush wunnerful senimint frum da best tanko purrveyors on da planet! Tank yuose bunches! ❣️🎄❣️ Peese ant harmonies as we luuk to da new year! 😻🌟😻

Well. Dis iz da Grismouse carde. ¡Feliz Crispmas y Mele Kalikimaka blooski Ohana! 🌲🎄💫🎄🌲

If you are tired of people complaining about paywall access to journalism then imagine how tired people are of living in places like America where disinformation is free and journalism is a mandatory paid subscription

Iz got an present frum Cocktails an Meows of holiday crinkly papur! Dat was so nise of dem tuo do! Human was tt @sayonarapantalones.bsky.social and wez thot it wud bee nise tuo pay it forward. Iffin any of owr frens want papur an cant afford DM me an we will mak shur youse git sum fur holidays. 🤍🤍

@bertie1.bsky.social Mine grate auntie paynt dis porterate. Iz yuor cuzzin mebbe? 🤗😻😺

Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message. /1

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Huh. I’m ok with this, surprisingly accurate.

Git to knowz yuor #catsofbluesky frinds - 10 tings iz likey, by Kea: 1. Golf ball to da belly 2. Treet timb 3. Advenchur nappink 4. Spyin on naybors 5. Puttin pawz in mombs mouth when she sleepin 6. Grogu 7. Beink up hi 8. 3 minit cuddlz 9. Cat grazz 10. Jiggled fud dish

Bunt. Keep it goink, ppls!

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it.

Wahhht?! Da jello vershun arribed! Epic #plundercat ayre merch deserbs epic Kea foto! @bertie1.bsky.social @flashtastic.bsky.social (It was supposed to arrive next Monday, but it came early, so maybe other Plundercat hooms will get theirs sooner! 🤞)

Guezz wat?! Wez offichul #plundercats now! Udder colors comin soone, sew hoppy! 😻😍😻 Tanks @bertie1.bsky.social n @era-now.bsky.social n all da Plundercats fer making it reel! 💯

Unbelievable game. Such insane grit from both teams. Sunday in Toronto! GoMs!! 🔱🔱🔱

This may be schadenfreude, but I could not love this thread any more than I already do. Art.

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorrowe

All the mews dats feet to prynt! After a bit of a forgor, we back for one more regular edishun! (Gonna be random aftur dis one) Hot off the presses! #TheHairball #cats #catsofbluesky

Impressive form this day.

Kea write sum tings, an itz alllll fiit tu prynt! Lookit wut you all did! #BreakingMews #TheHairball *Cuz there will be a forgor (boo), nest edishun willna be for a littol bit. Until den, @dagmarfaye.bsky.social is gunna keepe youse all on pointe.

On #gingercatappreciationday I throw it back to Kea’s brudder Lava 🌈 A true bowling ball of a guy, purest heart, lightest of spirit, champion opportunistic napper. A legend. 🧡 Scritches to all ginger cats. Appreciate youse.

Kea tinks you're awesumb! Herez da mews so youse can be uptodayte! #breakingmews #nipfest2025

Without downloading any new images, where are you at mentally?

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Kea write some tings. #catsofbluesky

I leff owt a @… Tanks fer da tacos (as useshual)! 🌮🌮🌮🚚 @itsflanoy.bsky.social

Kea wrote sometings down, wanna make shure everybunny is up to dayte. You all da best! 😍🐈🐾 @flashtastic.bsky.social @bertie1.bsky.social @toesknows.bsky.social @mandolineace.bsky.social