This may be schadenfreude, but I could not love this thread any more than I already do. Art.

Nevir shal Ich give thee up Nevir shal Ich let thee doun Nevir shal Ich runne arounde and go from thee Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh Nevir speke falsehood And cause thee sorrowe

All the mews dats feet to prynt! After a bit of a forgor, we back for one more regular edishun! (Gonna be random aftur dis one) Hot off the presses! #TheHairball #cats #catsofbluesky

A pigeon wants to build a “bed” for a pregnant cat... 😊 #bluesky #cat #catday #nature #animals

Impressive form this day.

Kea write sum tings, an itz alllll fiit tu prynt! Lookit wut you all did! #BreakingMews #TheHairball *Cuz there will be a forgor (boo), nest edishun willna be for a littol bit. Until den, @dagmarfaye.bsky.social is gunna keepe youse all on pointe.

On #gingercatappreciationday I throw it back to Kea’s brudder Lava 🌈 A true bowling ball of a guy, purest heart, lightest of spirit, champion opportunistic napper. A legend. 🧡 Scritches to all ginger cats. Appreciate youse.

Kea tinks you're awesumb! Herez da mews so youse can be uptodayte! #breakingmews #nipfest2025

Without downloading any new images, where are you at mentally?

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Kea write some tings. #catsofbluesky

I leff owt a @… Tanks fer da tacos (as useshual)! 🌮🌮🌮🚚 @itsflanoy.bsky.social

Kea wrote sometings down, wanna make shure everybunny is up to dayte. You all da best! 😍🐈🐾 @flashtastic.bsky.social @bertie1.bsky.social @toesknows.bsky.social @mandolineace.bsky.social

my latest is on the president’s abuse of emergency powers and his psychological and practical interest in crisis government. gift link. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/o...

Ducks walking on Hydrangea petals.

CALONews.com Accompanied by embedded Fox News video reporters, ICE & Border Patrol agents surprised at least 16 criminal mastermind gang leaders- just kidding- they were day laborers in the parking lot of a Westlake Home Depot by leaping out of a Penske rental truck to arrest these migrant workers.

#atcmewtwork Efenink, Esther here do ink dis interview wif da ameowzing Flash @flashtastic.bsky.social If yuo havs not been following da mews., Flashes mombger left dis poor man am paraded around wif uder cats. Do yuo finkin momb will eber makin up for dis mass betrayal?

Roberts, Barrett, and Kavanaugh are quickly leading us on a path to our generation's Korematsu if they don't grow spines. Look at this:

“Fraud, waste and abuse.” “Crap.” “Things that don’t matter.” This is what the Trump administration calls the life-saving aid the Republican Congress just cut. But let’s call it what it is: cruelty. op: @huffpost.com

Oh Captain, mi Capitán! Lookit this! Now we put stickers on ebbryting, cuz itz allllll plundah! Avast and onward! Thanks @flashtastic.bsky.social and Flashmeowma! 🫶💯🧡Da best!

Connecting the dots. Are we building something that matters? If yes, we need a boring/frustrating system that will nurture and protect it.

Would have been good night for first post here…. @mariners.com

Baseball. The pulse of hope, wonder, and heartbreak. A game for romantics and original statisticians, played in staccato stabs to summer punctuation. I have loved the Mariners since my youth, staying (mostly) above the malaise. I’m here for the poetry and possibility. Thanks for capturing it.

Your odds of being watched by a duck are always low but never zero

'ChatGPT users had the lowest brain engagement and “consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.”...ChatGPT users got lazier with each subsequent essay, often resorting to copy-and-paste by the end of the study.' time.com/7295195/ai-c...

Kea is helping make signs. Green paw prints in unexpected places. Like hope, defiance, justice, and dignity…sprinkled where you least (and sometimes most) expect. The only way is through. Let’s go together. 💯💙🦋💙💯 #nokings

I’m just gonna say…Capítán, when I saw you demoing lollipops for cats, in the shape of hearts, I got a pack. Kea is a peaceful dude, not super concerned about food or treats. But he will FIGHT ME (meow softly and try to trip) when he suspects it’s purr pop time. What a legacy, orange one. 🧡🌟🧡

Pause the video to find out what kind of cat you are. Not a personality test. Just your cat form, as revealed by the universe in its confusion. Science was not involved. This is all based on vibes and zero research. There are 8 cats. Have fun 😸😽🤍

I remember years ago on Twitter, when @durhambulls.bsky.social posted about hosting "Bark In The Park", @joeovies.bsky.social replied to them asking when "Purr In The Park" was. The Bulls replied "When cat leashes aren't weird". Anyway, here we are

DEER TACO TRUNK MAGNIT FANS: Pleese note fone # on magnit is ownly fur use wit Nana fones!!!! It haff combe to owr attenshun dat “fixshunal” # fur Flanoy’s Tacos is reel # with “hot ladies waiting to talk to yoo.” If yuo wundt dat, dat upp to you, but if yuo wundt hot tacos, use Nana fone OK?🍌📞

Go Ducks!!! 💚💛💚

This is the funniest science writeup I've seen in a long time. It's about why cats are so perfectly evolved 🧪 Apparently lots of other animals have "tried to be cats" and the fact that other species have so much more variation is "because they suck" 😆 www.scientificamerican.com/article/cats...

Sure, let’s dissect the mental and physical acuity of the former president who sought to make lives in America better while minimizing the reality of a deranged arsonist dismantling the country we’ve known and loved. What a failure to meet this moment.

Do You Hear the Bubbles Sing? New Orleanians rally 'round MRB bubble machine www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

Just in timb fore tanko toosday tomorrow! Gracias Flanoy n momb! @itsflanoy.bsky.social 🧡💖🧡 Now just gotta find bananophone 🍌🍌to plasce ordur…many, many shramp tankos necessary. 🍤🦐🌮🦐🍤 #cats #tacotuesday

May the 4th be with you. (Kea has always been entranced by Grogu, so his auntie got him the plushie. He prefers seeing his buddy on the screen) #maythe4th

Could watch this all day. And I will. 😹😻😹

Hoppy Easter everybunny! If you’re doing such events, find all the eggs and enjoy all the jellybeans, except for the licorice ones, those are bad news.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

out: being someone’s emergency contact 💘 in: being someone’s emergency habeas filer 📃✍️

Protests aren’t just about telling fascists to fuck off, although that is good and fun, too. Protests are about affirming shared beliefs, building community, and raising awareness. We need these precious things to sustain us . We need to know we’re not the only ones who believe in a better world.

I was thinking that none of those numbers made sense, but holy fuck this is insane

defeating my enemies by licking them gently

Hey, so uh. It’s Kea’s birthday (gotcha day) today! Gonna celebrate with some Churu’s, tacos (mostly for me), and a bonus purrpop. Felicidades y celebraciones!!! 🎉🎂🥰🎂🎉

hear hear

The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.

No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too.

Concur entirely. Get yourself some of this.