BRUCE WAYNE: alfred... i need to understand crime. i need to go to bhutanese prison ALFRED: havent you had an ivy league education master wayne BRUCE WAYNE: what poisons the heart of man enough to steal an apple

Happy Mother's Day!

happy Mother’s Day 💕

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

"We hear he's into sports."

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

Breaking character: In memory of Ted Turner, the amazing letter his dad wrote him when he decided to major in the classics. Yankees just can't write this, my friends. www.bu.edu/arion/files/...

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

There are 4 Star Wars movies: A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, and Rogue One. May the Fourth Be With You (and also with you)

JFC. If you don't know why they keep making you take the cognitive tests that means you are, by definition, not "acing" them.

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

ok dallas now give it back

The pitch deck was off the charts.

Generations of communists: Well, I guess we're canceling International Workers' Day.

Happy International Jazz Day, a thing I was only vaguely aware of and was started in 2011. Hosted this year in Chicago, the hometown of Herbie Hancock. jazzday.com/chicago/

I feel like “Strawberry Headache” will be a common band name.

Jazz Guy Has Little Hat And Everything

Because I'm trying to learn trumpet #jazzsky www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsz3...

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

In any criminal case that ends in a dismissal or acquittal, the government should have to pay your legal expenses. Just by right, automatically, no exceptions.

Phillies are going to have mad season having pushed out their manager in a attempt to get back to good. Don't get me wrong, it's going to be a long day and probably not smooth, but this is the real world and under the bright lights of the stadium, you'll see how far we've come. Matchbox Twenty.

You really cannot overestimate the level of status trauma a lot of white Americans experienced at the election of Barack Obama and how much of our politics is still influenced by it bsky.app/profile/beau...

They shot Alex Pretti ten times while he was face down in the street.

It's kinda weird that as people we just accept a lot of characters in media as enjoyable, fun characters that if they existed in real life meeting them would be the most terrifying experience you would ever have. Like, PTSD causing. 7-foot yellow, talking bird? Nightmare fuel.

Every time I hear a fellow developer tell me that LLMs are the future of software development

How many dogs have been named “Charlie Barker”? It’s got to be a lot, right? #jazzsky

Fun trip to the used book/CD store. #jazzsky

I suppose it will be apt when the first non-woman cabinet member to get shitcanned is a minority.

Brad Pitt is the same age (61) in F1 (2025) as Paul Newman was in The Color of Money (1986), which seems appropriate since it’s the same “grizzled, old has-been and cocky, young kid” dynamic.

Live your life in such a way that all of your acquaintances don’t rush to call you a drunk the second the opportunity arises.

lol

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

I hope the Vikings select a football player and not the showcase. Those showcases always had crappy prizes.

How late is too late to take a nap?

People seem to be talking about video games, so I'll add that I recently played and completed a game that's been in my Steam library for about 15 years (just 40 more to go!) that I really enjoyed: Bastion. It was only about 8 hours for those of you with lives. store.steampowered.com/app/107100/B...

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Let me help you out: Yes, you are. www.wired.com/story/palant...

This is a great summary of the differences between Ragtime, Stride, Boogie Woogie, and Honky Tonk (not surprising since it's coming from Jeremy Siskind): www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiJN... #jazzsky

Well fuck.

Roy lives in the same apartment I did my first year out of college (except he put up that tacky flag print.)

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

Germany began automatically granting birthright citizenship to eligible immigrant children born after 1/1/00. Study finds that "immigrant youth who acquired citizenship at birth are substantially less likely to engage in criminal activity, with estimates indicating a 70% reduction in crime."

Dude next to him just pondering the life decisions that led him to this point.

Yeah, but it looked like a dork doing it, so does it REALLY count?

Do yourself a favor and try these.

“Use AI” is short for “I’m an idiot who doesn’t understand how things work so let’s use the magic computer thingy to do it”