i would love to be born and grow in a matrix pod #MyPod

if you smoke weed with your dad, your filial piety ascends off the charts

Muhehehehehe 😈

TOJO CLAN MEET UP LETS DIE TONIGHT

my dad fucking ate a whole family in iraq

bejewelled was lowkey the blueprint that grew the neurons that would later activate upon the release of balatro

Married Woman Picking Up Girls Special. Scream Of A Married Woman. We're Killin' Em. Deadly Edition. 10

Hope they announce taint at the game awards tonight

Lost in these caves for fuckjng weeks, ive been living off a rare species of olm

Game Tips# 34: In Super Milhouse Gaiden (SNES), the Bone Dry Cuffs perk will allow Milhouse to move at full speed through shallow water

My nose is blocked. It may very well be my last day on earth

Me af

No context.

I was mind blisteringly high last night and the only thought i was able to focus on was " i feel like an argonian "

WORF: Commander, last night you wrote a message in the staff tricorder interCOMMs channel reading "Worf isn't beating the sweetie pie allegations," attaching to it a photograph of me holding Data's cat. RIKER: yes, Worf? WORF: Commander who MADE these allegations? may I not face my accusers?

Picking my elf up and swinging it around by its tail

Video Head Cleaner

@electionlit.bsky.social as seen in Stoneybatter (whereelse)

I really like him

I think it's amazing that Northernlion is embracing being a gooner! That's so cool!

Found this Bonehound mutt gnawing at the edge of a smouldering corpsestack out on the Burning Plains. Might just eat it. Who gives a fuck

"The auction catalogue described it as 'perhaps the most important artistic example of homoerotic art of the late Mannerist period'" yea i always knew this is what gay guys were up to in the baths

Just a single stream from a girl like me

yuri patch notes 1.13: - "We need to talk" now plays the correct boss theme music when cast. - Added "Soft Roast" spell variant for teasing without emotional damage. - Fixed translation where "I'm fine" meant the opposite - Fixed rare bug where Shared Hoodie item wasn't actually shared

bruh theyre teaching northerlion how to hit kara cancel pot busters.....

an alien with what can only be described as a " preternaturally pink pussy " has been discovered perfectly preserved within the Hallstatt salt mine

im stimming on my boobs

I feel like diet coke turns into piss way faster than coke zero

on line interview hard mode : stay completely still so you dont disturb the mountain of coke zero cans under neath your desk

The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀

Eating a pizza so good it tastes like a boner

fuck these ants fr , dude

If oomf had a twin, i would watch

hoes are continually betraying my oomf

I am a one piece fan but i will never ever ever ever ever ever watch the anime

Who gives a fuck any more

Progesterone got my titties hortin like a who

Disgusting whelp

God i want the rain to fall against my unfeeling android faceplate

One day a wind will come n take u

you can track how ive slowly been worn down by these fucking horses

Twink Prohibited Raiment

Just felt my curse fester a bit