The power move would be for Cat and Alan to double cross each other on the split or steal decision and for the charities to get nothing #celebritytraitors

Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.

Are they also … lovers?

Love that Florence Pugh is reviving "Blondie is a woman" after the battle seemed to be lost

Is a poo cushion a whoopee cushion that emits shit when you sit on it?

Guess which young Tory no longer appears in this composite photo, or indeed the article itself? archive.ph/https://www....

RIP lovely Jilly Cooper, the only subject of a @backlisted.bsky.social episode to write us all thank you letters afterwards. ❤️

quick, go now before the crowds gather

There are no words to describe how happy shit like this makes me. Absolutely masterful set-up and reveal from 1:07. I howled

Cant even have men Archbishops any more Because of Woking

It really is just relentless the constant dehumanisation in this country. Prove you deserve to be here. Prove you deserve to be cared for. Prove your gender. Prove you deserve to have human rights. Prove you deserve to stay after a whole decade. It just chisels away at your humanity

I'm OK with digital ID cards but not if the app is called BritCard FFS https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/sep/25/keir-starmer-expected-to-announce-plans-for-digital-id-cards?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

DJT: I am using the state to punish criticism and extort people WH: this business decision was driven by DJT: No I am using the state to punish criticism and extort people WH: Unitary executive theory implies that DJT: I SAID I AM USING THE STATE TO PUNISH CRITICISM AND EXTORT PEOPLE FOR MONEY

Oh for god's sake, now I'm whistling House of Jealous Lovers at my desk

Lads

It's so weird that people pick the sad occasion of Robert Redford's death for an outpouring about his hotness. Reminds me of Gene Hackman in the Royal Tenenbaums: “I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.”

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

When did 21-year-olds start dressing like they are 60? www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars Theo Von: Yeah Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money Von: Right

Change the hairstyles and they'd look very much like the stars of today

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.

Yes. This map showing how children’s right to roam free has been removed over four generations always makes me sad.

Dune, 1965

Facebook so underrated as a platform

The Earth is healing https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/jul/22/edinburgh-funniest-fringe-joke-award-scrapped-for-2025

Watched the first episode of MIX TAPE. Was a bit rubbish and of course if it was authentic it would be called COMPILATION TAPE

Mail on Sunday has succeeded in making this actually sound awesome

I know it's not going to happen, but imagine Joni Mitchell headlining the Pyramid stage

A leopard-skinned pop star doesn't change its spots https://www.thetimes.com/culture/music/article/rod-stewart-interview-pyramid-stage-glastonbury-festival-2025-dpfs7wq8p

This is the biggest pile of shit I've read in the last 30 minutes https://metro.co.uk/2025/06/23/stop-saying-hope-well-emails-say-instead-23483211

This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying

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Doing my bit for female emancipation by not reminding my wife and children that it's Father's Day

It is always funny to me when old cartoons write who the person is on them. It's one thing when it's something like PESTILENCE but when it's an actual person it's more ridiculous

Abs gutted to have been offline for a couple of hours and missed two high agency males engaging in phallocentric discourse

Why are they reporting it like it's a paramilitary coup?

"Wrong side of humanity" is an even more vacuous phrase than "wrong side of history"

Has there ever been a clusterfuck more delightful than this Grok thing?

You know what's exhausting? Knowing that history has proved most panics about the younger generation to be ridiculous yet having a daily assault on this belief

Very pleased to see the Beano still making Barry Cryer jokes

Once again, what's remarkable to me is not that Gen AI makes bad errors – it's a new technology – it's that companies have low enough standards to just put this stuff out unchecked

Went to see A Minecraft Movie and the six trailers that showed were: How to Train Your Dragon Jurassic Park Rebirth Lilo and Stitch Superman The Karate Kid Elio Four remakes, one sequel and one original story. Thank God for Pixar still, I guess

I'm getting serious olo fomo https://www.newscientist.com/article/2477068-new-colour-seen-for-the-first-time-by-tricking-the-eyes/

Best album cover of all time #WheeltappersAndShunters

Sudden thought: the British SNL can actually be funny if everyone wears huge prosthetic teeth at all times https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/apr/14/white-lotus-star-aimee-lou-wood-snl-mean-unfunny-sketch-skit

Is there a more cursed sentence than "There are people that are leveraging Christianity to get closer to Peter Thiel"?

I went to Hampton Court this weekend and was looking at the frescos - and halfway up one wall I spotted these absolute nightmare beasts. WHAT are they? WHY are they? Why no arms? Why the, er, décolletage? Why are they dragons and babies? Historians, please!

Thank you all. Clem loved what he was doing. He lived his dream