I decided to revive #PF2memes after it went defunct on the bad site, so enjoy. #pathfinder2e #ttrpg

Any pizza is a personal plan pizza if you believe in yourself, but only one is if you love to share

No, ICE is not technically, literally the Gestapo. In the same way that The Force Awakens was not technically, literally a remake of A New Hope.

I just imagined telling my 10 year old self there's 3 Jurassic Park movies and a Star Wars that I've just never bothered to watch, and he kicked me in both shins.

"If you stop resisting ICE, they'll stop causing chaos" JD, that's a protection racket

Being nice is not the same as being kind

"Not enough to give you my pork chops" a ballad about healthy boundaries in a relationship (with your dog)

Anand Trivedi, 49, manages to avoid making eye contact with his subjects by looking between, or around, their eyeballs.

Where are you mentally?

There's an inherent logical flaw in my "get couch lock high with no snacks in reach to lose weight" plan you'll immediately spot if you're not high

Abolish ice is about to become a centrist position

Nazi shit, plain and simple

Sue the plagiarism machines until they don’t exist any more

I'm no Sir Mix-a-Lot, however I am still available to accept overflow

This is what plays in my head every time one of my neurotypical friends says "just go talk to her"

LOOK AT THESE COOL DICE MY FRIEND MADE!

War never changes.

I couldn’t have said it better.

Living with a cat for the first time is really reinforcing my desire to never live with a cat

The worst part about my dating situation is I'm not even getting enough data to deduce why nobody is biting on my profile, just silence. In person introductions are terrifying, but at least "Ew, no" is a response you can log for data.

It is not believable because this is complete bullshit.

I know it's not the main thing, but every time one of those empty, evil people in the news show up with a partner who supports their career I feel 3% more unloveable.

Jesus fucking Christ this lunatic is gonna get us into a war so he can start in office

Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring It has literally nothing to offer him

My kingdom for a porn site with a "no incest" filter

Suck my dick and balls job market, I'm a wizard

Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful. They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone. Don't fall for it.

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[Frito-Lay executives deciding the flavors and ratios of inclusion for variety packs]: always put most of the pack into the "original" flavor. [One guy in the back]: every pack should have one flavor that sucks!

Leaving a negative review for a sword is a strange experience

I don't want gen AI in my software I don't want gen AI in my phone I don't want gen AI in my email I don't want gen AI in my recipes I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation I don't want gen AI in my schools I don't want gen AI in my healthcare I don't want gen AI in my life

There are no words to convey the depth and sincerity with which I wish every data center in Texas become literally anything else.

Today I'm driving an hour to my parents house to pick up my brother, drop him at the airport, and drive an hour home because all of that is less hassle than hearing about the harrowing 45 minute round trip it would take my mom to accomplish the same goal.

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

EpStEiN_filEs.pdf.exe

You ever think about how cool it is that 300,000 years ago a pack of wolves figured out protecting a pack of humans at night was an efficient way to forage for calories?

@whmpodcast.bsky.social it's real!

Joyous autistic shrieking #autism

Browsing temu for hilarious nonsense continues to pay out

He's calling it the hanger games

I think the reason I haven't been getting crushes lately is I can't even muster up the optimism to fantasize there might be a chance

The energy of a shitty kid agreeing with whatever grandpa says to stay in the will.

Why I love running prebuilt adventure paths from @paizo.com (minor spoilers for Outlaws of Alkenstar) #pathfinder2e #ttrpg

incredible things happening at the nazi bar

Me: picks up object Autism: THIS IS GOOD TO HOLD Me: "Shit, I have to buy 3 of these"

Dad: [hands me a $300 dollar prepaid debit card] use this to buy something nice for your mom that she won't see on my bank records (he clearly expects me to spend ~100 and keep the rest since I'm unemployed) Me: [spends $274 on mom's gift]

I think I just killed a mosquito with weed clouds

1 lactaid will be sufficient for this meal [Ron Howard] It wasn't