gonna make some 8:30pm deviled eggs and nobody can stop me.

Wordle 1,450 3/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😒😒😒😒

really hope these asiago bagels turn my week around 🥯

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

manifesting (aka flexibility/contortion training) getting this pose in time for my october showcase 🙏🙏🙏

I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety

BREAKING: A court overturned Ohio's ban on gender-affirming care for transgender youth. This is a critical victory for trans rights.

Killing off our research facilities and talent pipelines is perhaps the biggest, dumbest self-own in American history.

Let's gooooo

do not believe the internet revolutionaries who tell you to arm up and gear for war, believe the sewing circles and the parenting groups and the neighborhood potlucks who try to bring everyone together rather than root for division.

a new craft will fix me, right??

Montgomery County Public Schools comes out and tells Trump to pound sand with his EO telling schools that they have to discriminate against transgender students. This is how you refuse to comply.

Ebooks!!!

one day when this is all over — and it will be — i will personally never forget the people, famous or otherwise, who jumped on board with fascism because it was the easier thing to do at the time

Today and in the coming days, remember

save me guillermo del toro's frankenstein coming out later this year save me

me: i’m gonna read this popular self help book to see if it’s appropriate to recommend to clients. the library has a digital copy, yipee!! me, twelve minutes later: wow this book fuckin sucks 👎

a new craft will fix me, right??

you ever crochet for so long that your eyes burn

My body needs a factory reset

One thing about me is that I will be limping to the finish line.

refreshing my email like it’ll make my next tattoo sketch show up faster

me, 40 minutes ago: “wow, it’s been a while since my cat threw up” me, 3 minutes ago: *cleaning up my cat’s recently puked-up dinner* “one must imagine sisyphus…”

i've said it before and i'll say it again: aaron is one of the smartest and best people i know and i have never met anyone as dedicated to the intersection of TTRPGs and literature. support him and DFTR. and also go watch his stuff on youtube. it is my genuine honor to be his friend.

oop got my number!

god forbid me and aaron ever go on a long enough vacation to need a real catsitter because their dinner routine is getting a bit wildly specific

ah yes, my semiannual task of trying to figure out what to wear to a doctor appointment so they take me seriously

someone is telling me about how complicated it is to find the precise location of the moon and while it is interesting my gut reaction is “the exact location of the moon is none of my business”

they should make a protein powder that doesn’t taste like dirt

i love how all the advice for managing heat intolerance is just “do less! 🤩🥰” like bro i want to go outside

Do something nice for yourself today. Get a fancy coffee at the cafe, or make a cloak of moss and a crown of ancient bones, disappear into the old forest, and become the legend that fearful folk only dare whisper.

reeling from actually having a very pleasant experience seeing a new doctor??? what is this witchcraft

me: *sets time limits on certain apps so i spend less time on my phone doomscrolling* me when the timer goes off: 😠 i was looking at that!

I am always like a little tiny bit ready to fight tbh I’ll scrap. I’ll suffer, but I’ll do it. 😔

batting 6/7 so far for migraines this year. i would prefer to not have those stats!!

there’s a tattoo artist i DREAM of having a big arm piece done by. i look at their insta so often that i immediately noticed they removed “not currently booking” out of their bio 👀 foaming at the mouth the get my dream witchy piece done

baby’s first hydroplane today ✌️😔

love to beg and plead for my health insurance to just cover the medications i’ve been on for (checks notes) four years without making me re-prove that i do need them, actually

anyway love to make edible goods for my friends.

huh turns out baking is really fun when you aren’t rushing?? who knew.

i have multiple friends who are in the top 0.1% of fall out boy listeners according to their spotify wrapped, so im feeling pretty good about my social circle

it’s a real crime that im having such a hard time finding a TRUE salted caramel non-vanilla-y perfume. i want to smell like caramel shortbread dammit!

if I didn’t have the wrists of a 90 year old retired gymnast, id make so many crafts you don’t even know. you wouldn’t be prepared for it. the yarn involved.

3.5 hours of sleep gang ✊😔