I hate the corporate overuse of "swag" 😭 plz just called it a water bottle and tote

g*p screaming blue wave every other day is a lil suspicious ngl

I've said it before, but "The Pitt" is PREMIUM TELEVISION. prestige like a bitch.

On his first full day in jail, former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro told a judge he had violated his ankle monitoring the day before at his house arrest because of a nervous breakdown and hallucinations caused by a change in his medication.

swine

asp

as I hold on to a phone that has been glitching for nearly 2 months lmao

vodka

2 going...the wax rope and fish

milky way lazy cuzzin, 3 musketeers

where neurospicy vs neurotypical ppl gameshows

but that also kinda explains y some ppl tlk sooo damn much bcus if you dont have audible/inner thoughts its just blabber d blabber that the rest of us have to endure😭😭

everytime I think about it im in awe

day 1 and 2 looking exactly how they feel sometimes

wjwjej

I didnt think it was possible but did roaming rooster wings get smaller? lmao (at least I can assume its real but still😭)

He get handed his tests face down?

sw fans having an awakening is hilarious... was it the antics or the album

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1713

Clarity, Love, Change

what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda

I know its Friday but seeing ppl layed out on the street & callin earl in the trash😭😭🤣🤣do not miss those days attol

Once again leaving a website bcus I cannot simply check out as a guest instead of creating an account. Why must we live like this?

wow December is really a stone's throw away

recession indicator

from panache mashing entourages to the slammer...tsk tsk tsk

Fugees member Pras Michél has been sentenced to 14 years in prison

Let's get ahead of this b4 next week .... pecan pie is trash *and scene*

Basmati shorti

this is the type of conversation im here for 😂😂 idk what the purpose of campanelle is but top 3 worst, ww 2....and the jumbo shell takes the cake at 1.

Gabriel Jacoby put his left and right food in this gutta baby album

The Interior Department proposed reviving a suite of changes to Endangered Species Act regulations first made during the Republican's first term. Those changes were reversed under former President Biden. n.pr/49Yn5Oc

I've seen 2 apple juice apple pie vids this week....last time they were doing great depression recipes like this was 2020

didn't know ppl were actually betting on the weather in dem app too😵‍💫😟

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian

I want pot pie....will make pot pie....but when

thanking my future self for having taken off tomorrow 😭😭

pet peeve: when I've already told someone I resolved an issue & they keep coming to me (late af) with a solution 🤬🤬

hoping today goes by fast😭

another day, another outage

An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??

amtrak is barely an alternative in 2025😭😭 the fact that it can cost as much as a plane ticket and still moves twice as slow we r in the future cot damnit!!

Janelle Monae at the 2025 #RockandRollHallofFame Induction!

even when the shutdown does [end] ... ppl having to go back to a month + of back logged work is pure caca

ol ppl can say when you live long you see plenty & they ain't nvr lied about THAT

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The Supreme Court granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.

Crockett: Why don't you at least try to look like you're serious about your job and look like you are doing the work of the people and not look like a petulant child and swear her in.

Crockett: When you go and you hit those booths come the midterms, think about which party decided that it was okay to literally be on vacation while people were going hungry in the streets of America.