Swinging a zweihander on the cover of Men's Health

bike back from the gym today i was trying to phonetic out "ride off these bears" in AUS accent

that michelle branch new radicals song sounds like it was fun to record

i know it's the name of the game etc but i find it funny that "sekiro" which i think relies on knowing contractions and on/kun character readings stuck in the eng localization

cc @slugworlds.bsky.social

"will kakutani's fixed point theorem help when i rearrange your face?"

copilot is helping me figure out quickly how to go from t to spark sql. i still am in the "don't speak my holy tongue" camp

something called the 1613 conference in town. activating all wards and sigils against absolute shitwads

eoe wednesday! i am excited to see unit 02 chop it up in the geofront and then have the back half of the movie remind me of the poison of narrative

deploying psycommu like funnels to click "x" on the autoplay video ads on every article

in the future websites want me to log in so badly, they offer me exorbitant sums of money. i am known in marketing circles as "the ghost"

the marvel stuff feels a little like they know the jig is up

did that mamdani interview ask about his campaign promise to start a proxy service for the tamashii nations store

formal dispensation from interrogation of displaying my copy "on the road" (now wife gave it to me with nice inscription in 2010)

You've set your Microsoft Teams status to "Listening to the 2018 pop punk record Proper Dose by The Story So Far."

i thought that i'd be free

i stop responding to all chats or emails with anything but this and my one colleague friend does a "motherfucker...he really did it" type smiling head shake youtu.be/VPDSAIFJQ7M?...

took m to book store to look around. woman said she "doesn't notice" smoke in sky. sometimes i wonder if actually i am fucking nuts

OH-NY drive travelogue from my credit card statement

i think we need a council or something about thin [color] line proliferation. tow truck guys don't need one

"low-joy" ie any time you aren't on your phone

you are watching a show from 1997 and the frame starts to shift. you think it's a trick of the light or your eyes at the end of the day but soon the image is two inches off the screen

(guy in Mannheim) Berlin is the City That Never Shuts Up

taylor farms suggesting they have nothing to do with the outbreak of Mint Beak...smh

every morning at 415 when i am making tea and haven't eaten anything im like i gotta delete bluesky. and then my blood sugar normalizes

was the s3 er convenience store bottle episode a soft carol pilot

at some point anime and manga started having panic! at the disco song titles for names. not sure when

Re: Fried Beans

all salt should be the salt from the bottom of the wheat thins bag

our warfighters need to be ripping the most lunchmeat smelling farts of any military. 5g protein per lb of body weight.

yoto seems not to work like i thought (i thought it read memory on the card and basically worked without wifi). Bumma

alternate reality where ohioans come away with an excellent recall of N95 vs P95 strengths and weaknesses

was looking at painting respirators and wew the reviews from mar-may 2020 are a leetle bleak

as ever my only contribution to "t" thought is when i lost a nert the other one hypertrophied and picked up the slack wrt t production

been a Tuff toddler day

president whose 2003 AIM away message of seventy times 7 lyrics is still up

i will not yield

Friday is pretty much the weekend

Heh, defeating this opponent will be easy. He doesn't even nurture the sacred grove within his heart

It Happens and the mufos meet at a newfoundland bar...

president who has a full wood panel room with one window, reeks of cigarettes, goldfish all over the thick pile carpet, CMT george strait videos on loop

searching the yoto narrators i don't know to do an Allowed to Do Accents check

choked sky, forever war, expensive everything, diarrhea produce...outside it's america

I like to think I’m pretty resilient for an office guy. But I’m basically taking damage when I go outside today

Thanks to the insane regressive content policies on TikTok/Meta you have to see earnest heartfelt posts like "my husband won't have sm*ggs with me...he addicted to corn 😭"

too timid to at raffi that i think "one light, one sun" is an all killer no filler album

Trump: Climb into a big machine, put your foot down on the gas, top speed. So fast you can’t even see what’s goin on around you. Bang, right into a big crowd of people. If that’s the way you wanna go, that’s the way you wanna go. Used to be you couldn’t do that but we’re making it legal again.

(super US accent) pays d'en haut

have any "episode by episode" celebrity recap podcasts ever made it through their conceit

i am falsely asserting