I agree with the sentiment but the reply is not to the OP

The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news

It’s possible to tell someone they are in too steep of a decline to keep being president! America just did that last year!!

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

emily has to re-read The Stand over 2,000 times now

sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself

This would be a very good moment for Democratic leaders to increase the political salience of unnecessary wars

Ronald Reagan, a cold man who ignored the AIDS crisis because he was a homophobe and craved the votes of other homophobes, is *not* a reminder of anything good or decent.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

It would help me, spiritually, to have a president who isn’t a piece of shit

We're the USA™️. We steal sh*t. We steal everything. Stealing other people's sh*t and often killing them for said sh*t is Literally Our Entire Brand™️. If we hadn't stolen a bunch of sh*t and killed a bunch of people for it, we would never have existed at all. This is who we are. Welcome to the USA™️.

Whole of the American economy is now piracy.

Quit smoking yesterday so be warned I am not responsible for sudden violent outbursts.

It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?

WOW! THANK YOU!! — GCN

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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

I only do this at home I'm not an animal

If it is the stance of this administration that drugs are weapons in armed conflict … shouldn’t my right to bear those arms not be infringed?

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

Going to adopt Jason Bateman delivery in my last three years of work.

Klobuchar: "What the president has done is taken a horrific crime that occurred in DC and went 2,400 miles away to Somali & somehow indicted an entire group of people, 80k of them in my state, as well as all naturalized citizens. This is what he does. He tries to make people hate each other."

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

We are not giving nearly enough attention to the potential harm from these data centers.

No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.

Once you've been butt-fucked by Liberty Mutual, Limu and Doug are not so cute anymore.

Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.

If there are no consequences to the "president" for threatening political opponents with death or being cruel to reporters, then why is it even news? Just so we can all be sad about it?

Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE. Here’s how to use them:

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

I think they should hand over their press passes for one day to people like me and let us ask the questions

I understand the reasoning behind zeroing in on ICE & DHS abducting citizens. But when you lead with what's perceived as your most sympathetic cases, you cede the moral high ground & make arguing for others harder. It is wrong for armed, masked gestapo to grab people - doesn't matter their status.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.

Zoe's Animal Rescue Society in Edmonton has emptied their funds taking in some animals who need expensive surgeries. They were slammed pretty hard this year, and [gestures wildly at the world] donations aren't meeting the demand. Please share/help as you can. www.zoesanimalrescue.org/donate/

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

no those were placed but ok

A 50-mortgage already exist. It's called student loans.

no way she coulda done it from up there

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!

grave warning or warning from the grave? www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

How to succeed to work: Listen Read the whole email Follow directions You're freakin' welcome

where was your endorsement

This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.

🎶we spanked their lil asses 🎵

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.