"As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela," Trump said. "Large tanker, very large, largest one ever seized actually." What a fucking Idiot, again. Also, apparently U.S. Homeland Security is now searching Canadian’s previous social media going back 5 years. 😜💪🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Little Lord Shortpants seems strangely emboldened after his embarrassing and crushing loss earlier this year. 🇨🇦

I did miss it! Thx.. SNL definitely knows how to hit the nail on the head ..

Breaking News! Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and the Teddy Grahams Bear have all perished in a fire!… S'more at 11, 🍫☃️🧸🔥

The FIFA Peace Prize. Trump believes it’s real. 😅 I’m hoping to be awarded the FIFA Chemistry Prize this year. Fingers crossed.

I have an idea Wayne Gretzky: Instead of a giant kiss-ass Canada flag pin, wear your Order of Canada pin. Oh, that’s right, you have never bothered to collect it. Sit down and shut up. MAGA idiocy. 🇨🇦

Fuck off Tara. 🇨🇦 B.C. MLA Tara Armstrong wants a statutory holiday to honour the Freedom Convoy. I wanted koolaid to flow from the fountain in primary school.

Behind the scenes! youtube.com/shorts/bfQAu...

Time Magazine quoting a @thebeaverton.com article about the US shooting a "patriot missile" at Parliament Hill like it's something Pete Hoekstra actually said might be my favourite moment of the week. Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social, you very serious reporter! www.cbc.ca/news/world/b...

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

An idiot You agree? vt.tiktok.com/ZSfatosSG/

Here’s how I’m going to remember my pal Colleen Jones. Oh did we laugh. A Canadian treasure. An immense loss.

The world needs more of this. 💪❤️

Hey U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra: Fan, dra åt helvete! As a Canuck , I’m all for the Swedish jets. They’re a strong ally and aligned with our values. Also, gutturally speaking, nobody in Sweden looks like Yertle the Turtle (no offence to turtles).

Just because you're a masochist you shouldn't beat yourself up about it RS

Fuck off loser. 😁🇨🇦💪🇨🇦

My editorial cartoon in the Wednesday Hamilton Spectator: www.thespec.com/opinion/edit...

“I’ll release the Epstein files next Neveruary.“

A large swath of Albertans have been decrying “True Freedom” doesn’t exist for them. It certainly doesn’t for their most vulnerable at this point. When will the citizens of Alberta act like Canadians? It’s time. We’re stronger together. Truly. 🇨🇦💪🇨🇦

Strange, I would have guessed it would have been one less than recently reported. Fuck fascism.

Wayne Gretzky is attempting to restore his image in Canada. He claims to be a proud Canadian. The jackass didn’t even bother to pick up his Order of Canada pin. I’m sure he’s gone on a bud light run for his buddy Kid Rock though. He’s a disgrace. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Fuck off MAGA loser. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Hahahahahaha! I didn’t realize PP is as funny as he looks. 😂

Rommel’s famous quote about our soldiers: "Against any other troops in the world but the Canadians, we'd have driven this invasion into the sea.” LEST WE FORGET. 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦

Cheers to the Blue Jays!! They played with heart!! I’m proud of them!! ❤️🇨🇦❤️

Wrobleski’s a punk 💪🇨🇦

Springer is a Legend. 💪🇨🇦💪

Trumps “America First” mantra is ridiculous. True globalization has been prevalent since 1500 CE. Our lives are intertwined and much better when we’re able to rely on each other. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

What’s next? A family will get blown up in their bowrider during a fun outing in Lake Ontario? 🇨🇦

I’m confident we don’t care about what the U.S. Supreme Court does. 🥴 Trump talking out of his ass again: “Reagan liked tariffs, and [the Ontario government] totally changed that to say that he didn't, because they're catering to the Supreme Court”. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Canadians are universally telling Trump to fuck off. Act crazy with people who actually care. 💪🇨🇦💪

MORE QUEENS! #NoKings ! ✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

History repeats itself over and over. Despots churn through civilized societies, find limited footing, destroy what they can, are deposed and we rebuild. We’ll persevere. It’s going to get worse before it gets better. Buckle up and prepare yourselves. 🇨🇦💪🇨🇦

Hahahahahahahahaha!! 💪🇨🇦💪

The politics of selfishness isn’t politics at all.

The casual bragging about how many boats and how many people the Pentagon has killed is what gets me. Celebrating your own utter disregard for human life is sociopathic. We don’t have a Department of Defense anymore, we have a cosplay convention for Call of Duty.

Why does Nosferatu Miller always have such a sour puss? Did his Führer only allow him to drown a dozen kittens on his birthday again? Life isn’t fair sometimes.

I’m thinking my grandparents should reconsider their sailing charter in the Caribbean this year. 🥴🙄

Canada’s N.I.C.E. Agent ❤️

Tamara Lich, who Poilievre continually posts in support of, was on a panel last night alongside Diagolon/Second Sons leader Jeremy Mackenzie. They were both introduced as panelists off the top. Lich, at the end, then says the panel was made up of her “heroes” 😬

Hey fellow Canadians, look at that! Trump is literally demolishing (parts of) the White House, looks like we don't have to burn it down again after all.

Enough is enough. Rest easy Virginia.

Ah, life is easier for this fascist stooge than Ernst Röhm’s ultimate demise. What’s at play? The Germanic Dictators have a certain fucked way of doing things.

This. Is. 65.

Mini-Trump wants the "despicable" RCMP to jail Justin Trudeau. When PP was in government we had: Fraud king Arthur Porter-jailed Pm chief of staff Bruce Carson-jailed Del Maestro-jailed Nigel Wright-$90,000 secret pay out. btw, who directed Pierre Poutine? Putting the con in conservative

Here's an idea for the American politicians trying to entice Canadians to spend our money in a land of gangster fascism: Offer free burner phones so we won't be thrown in detention for our social media posts. OR, We could say hell no, we ain't travelling to the USA. www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/...

Indigenous Peoples’ Day

Take it up with Trump. You elected him. 🇨🇦💪