in another life, i know we could ride out, boy. if the time was right, i know we could ride out, boy.

💨 and a good ole hood movie🙂‍↕️

all of us working today are libras and geminis…it’s about to be a chaotic ass time on this floor today lmao

the nostalgia.

my greatest fear is also my biggest desire.

Imma tattoo her mandible imprint on my arm… That’s your spot queen… Get you a Pull

biting and sniffing…it has to be done.

this thread feels like a warm hug filled with understanding🥹

claws are byke

had red meat 3 days in a row and i am paying for it today. i know better😩

i miss strip club food😔

in the mood for something good to happen.

I want some flowers.

i think Kitty Kat’s bridge is my fave from Bey’s catalog outside of 6 Inch

If you’re depressed right now or in functional freeze I hope you’re being kind to yourself. You’re going to get it together I promise.

need dat.

about to apply to be the CEO of this hospital real quick

I’m all talked out. I don’t even talk to anyone anymore about what’s going on with me personally and probably won’t any time soon, if ever.

Eric Bellinger

Be as honest as possible in your eulogy too. If you gotta cuss the year out, do that. We releasing everything.

experiences didn’t used to cost this much.

“last minute crash out” is bonkers😭

absolutely 🙂‍↕️

My kids asking me what I want for Christmas like they have money to buy a Range Rover is hilarious

posts like this make me realize that i was right to ask Carm if she thought i was on the spectrum. this is too relatable

unfortunately, i’m not coming off the top shelf just cause you can’t reach

prayers to all involved.

i can’t wait to make this a reality for me and my friends

Yes we are 🥂✨

God did His big one making me this fine🥰

I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.

there’s a scene in the original Beetlejuice movie where the football player in the afterlife says to Juno “Coach, i don’t think we survived that crash” & i feel like that every day when i think of life after COVID struck.

definitely a tsunami. you know how the water recedes first and then crashes the coast? yup.

same, fren.

1984

source?

When did this app become so violent???

We need a National Nap Day. Everyone loves naps.

told ‘em i didn’t wanna be at work because im cold and to come get me…im still here so he hates me, right? that was minutes ago!

i smell delicious this morning so there’s that😄

Brandy is still insane for what she did on When You Touch Me

whew! still trying to find my way back.

you ever see an insult so good you have to save it for your collection??

special affair x the internet owns this category for me

The bassline in Desert Eagle x Beyoncé is filthyyyy

there’s no greater motivator than being sick of your own shit

i still wanna know what Bey was on when she recorded Virgo’s Groove