y’all still alive out there?

hey y’all, how y’all doing? y’all still freaked out?

@5hahem.bsky.social your fit >>> #UncancelCulturePodcast

tell me happy Black history month or you hate Black people

Blessed Black History Month 🖤 Link in the next skeet Watch this one on ya TV - preferably with some food to emotionally regulate like I do. Big up @jordanharrod.com @5hahem.bsky.social & the skyless Fat Charlie for making this with me.

ok y’all ask me questions! ngl.link/5hahem

hey y’all happy sunday

do y’all like my new hat? yes or no?

hey y’all happy sunday!

y’all really freaked out on here, no shade, not that it’s a bad thing but damn girl lol

ok y’all, it’s question time again 🙂‍↕️ ngl.link/5hahem

Somebody really do need to close that dysfunctional family to “i don’t really fw the holidays” pipeline fast! @5hahem.bsky.social

hi y’all

Also that nigga is TALL 😂😭 I'm 6'4 & I was shocked we was eye level. I was NOT expecting that.

I met @5hahem.bsky.social last night. Very demure Very Cutesy OKAY Grills. ✨🤭

y’all wasn’t here when i wassss on.soundcloud.com/j133fjZ8sDax...

hi y’all, good afternoon! say it back!

mental health check in… reply with a gif

this whole album has bangers like why am i crip walking through my house?? open.spotify.com/track/5S8Vwn...

drop them babies off and hold me for the night shift

this shit get me ngl lmao hype open.spotify.com/track/5S8Vwn...

oomf so fine, ngl 🙂‍↕️

on my soul, tell me i shouldn’t schedule another tattoo rn or i’m a do it

apparently making love to the homies means you aren’t platonic anymore? y’all strict

ok bluesky, ask me some stuff ngl.link/5hahem

it’s a group of gays so obsessed with being hypercritical to literally any Black gay person with an ounce of visibility and they truly think they’re eating when they’re just playing cop and reinforcing their own oppression 😭

you thinking i’m going to marry a woman is actually wild, you’re clearly new here lmao

kinda wanna fast forward to the part of my life where i’m married tbh, let’s split these god damn bills

just learned that mark zuckerberg is a taurus, shit just ruined my night

i have said multiple times there is a specific topic i’m not discussing again yet y’all stay asking me about it, i find that wild considering that it’s something so tragic. my trauma is not your entertainment, lord.

he’s so real no shade

ok answering questions here again ngl.link/5hahem

i’m bored, ask me questions 🙂‍↕️ ngl.link/5hahem

going to my jobs holiday party and forgot i didn’t show my boss my new face tattoo

wow ngl 2024 has been a deeply traumatizing year, gonna have to do therapy for this whole year alone lol

I think my reading goal is going pretty well lol

few solid niggas left but it’s not enough

the new queen of england has officially been crowned 🙂‍↕️ open.spotify.com/track/6UPiTN...

if i see you bragging about being blocked by mutuals of mine i’m blocking you next no shade lmao

the way i would date me in a heartbeat, if the invent a cloning machine you will never see me on the dating market again

the entire percy jackson series, but also holes

never fight over community dick

can somebody please tell me i don’t need a double cheeseburger with cheese fries, chicken nuggets and a diet lemonade omg please 😔

“Are you really low maintenance or are you used to being neglected?”

kendrick and tyler the creator are the only men worth listening to in rap recently lol

i deserve it ALL open.spotify.com/track/5ho7VS...

took the best mf nap of my life, damn i be real grouchy when i’m sleepy 😭

my first decree as president would be that i’d smack the shit out of everybody in congress if the try me and i’m so serious

if i was president i would simply delete all student debt, but that’s probably because i’m a real nigga unlike every president ever before