IT'S OFFICIALLY DIANE KEATON SEASON

it’s a psychobilly freakout!

Happy 38th birthday to Teyonah Parris!

I wanna curl up in bed and cry I’m so tired

Now I’m sobbing about Stunna and Leo’s wedding. 😭😭 love is such a beautiful thing. 💕🥰

my sister had a good bachelorette weekend that’s all that matters.

Shakira:

Everyone is collectively exhausted and burnt the fuck out.

that nostril (cuz she def wore out the separator) is EXHAUSTED

it’s BACHELORETTE WEEKEND buy my sis a drink!!!

I’m having the longest worstest day ever and I finally get to the train station to get home and NO TRAINS ARE RUNNING BECAUSE A TRAIN IS STUCK AND POSSIBLY ON FIRE

this pic kinda wild.

SAT.

AND DO!

about to go see HIM.

WHO. LYING.

got my first ever tarot reading about a month ago and a lot of the reading was about good energy surrounding me, new opportunities and new monies. if I tell yall all the things that happened since then…wow

once or twice a year I just log everybody out and change the password. people who don’t ask for the new password within a week lose or 2 they spot lol

still thinking about the lady at the amc concession stand telling me enjoy my movie and me saying you too. it’s been WEEKS.

Go Birds.

just had a crazy epiphany about GTA III and Hey Arnold. yes I am.

this re-recording of Permanent sounds even better than the one I loved already wow

WOW

being fumbled implies you were a catch…

most of yall following me I already know but in case I don’t…if you play Fortnite hit me up let’s duo 😂

Barbie pink Takumi on Fortnite and you really can’t tell me shit right now

sometimes you niggas say shit and I just wanna—

And they stopped bc he was violent and immoral making them better than 98% of men who immediately jump on the dick of violent and immoral men they hated 5 minutes before.

Big “whatever, I’m getting cheese fries” energy since November of last year. I don’t give a morsel of a FUCK about anything but me and mines. It’s above me now. God bless to anyone involved.

gimme beso

reminding someone they liked someone before finding out they suck isn’t the gotcha moment you think it is. you just not used to comprehending new information. not surprising tho, you niggas be cool with abusers anyway.

"Remember that time before you had new info about the nigga??? We do!" Please get a life 😭😭

Lmfao cause why is that still a talking point. Women liked him. Found out more about him and didn’t like him anymore. The world still spinning 😂

The only ones worried about him seem to be niggas because when women knew better they did better.

just saw the new Conjuring movie that shit was fire

Did I hear her say Jamaican Vegeta? I haven’t stopped screaming since 😭😭😭

my mama said they stopped the video on the news just before he got shot. they’ll play videos of black people being gunned down by police or any other racist with zero edits though.

Try to live life in such a way where people speaking truthfully about you isn’t seen as speaking ill of the dead. It’s a simple enough concept.

and fuck Chris Pratt AND Starlord

for the second time in a week a black man has brought his hatred of black women in weaves to me, a bald bitch. completely unprovoked. what fucking gives, bro.

nobody: me every 5 minutes: nigga you must be on mollyyyyyyyy

I know this pain.

@such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app @holacarmitooo.bsky.social Yall!

2 crazy Kendras this year

I think ending up with your best eater is an epic love story.

1, 9, 11

that second verse fade out on Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst still makes me emotional

I’m gonna try to stream on my twitch more often. even though nobody be watching lol

got access to Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls closed beta this weekend. it’s super fun.