Tips for new Bluesky users: If, while browsing, you happen to see a red thing with a giant mouth... GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE! Got that? I've warned you. And while I'm warning you like this, I should add that it'd be even more dangerous not to take the time out to talk to that frog.

ps5 doesnt have games yall u cant jump as any food 💔

> RFK Jr.'s new food pyramid puts meat, cheese and vegetables at the top https://www.npr.org/2026/01/07/nx-s1-5667021/dietary-guidelines-rfk-jr-nutrition

why is obama in the kirby dream collection

today is january 7th 2026

safety tip: drive with the map zoomed all the way out for maximum situational awareness

i love how theres so many new super mario-era rom hacks that are just 10ish levels long and they all take place in a season and theyre named something like "Once Again Super Mario Winter 2026 v3"

Wow. 🫠 🫠 📼 The Top Nostalgia Moments That Only People Who Remember The Good Days Will Remember.

I think the most powerful person in America is who chooses what plays on trumps TV before his speeches

TIMES WHEN 90S MEDIA ACCURATELY PREDICTED 9/11!!!! 😱😱😱

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giraffe weevils live on trees called giraffe beetle trees.

[malding, lewd] this MOTHER FUCKER FUNKYPINEAPPLE HAS KILLED ME 5 TIMES PINEAPPLE PROLLY THE SHIT HIS BOYFRIEND TELLS HIM TO EAT SO HIS SPUNK TASTES GOOD

"Abysmal dogshit problematic media theory" and its just kirby's dream course

misspelt neobot as neoliberal 😭

Umbrellas of Cherbourg is a beautifully bittersweet love story but the third act pivot to space sci-fi always takes me out of it

me and my two besties who hate each other's guts

RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/115685258693641073 LUIGI NOOOOOO I PROMISE I WILL

Egg dog eats egg then becomes duotone yellow purple WATCH HERE

[stupid lewd probably offensive] My dick has suffered a massive stroke

bro why does he always have the worst takes man 😭

[Nsfw joke] 9/11 kink (Jacking High)

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the vita if it was goo d

oh shit i thought this was the real abe lincoln for a second there

did anyone anticipate the epstein emails being this dumb? swear to god they’re all like

Guy who booked himself a prostate massage thinking it was some patriotism thing

Guy who bought a Nintendo Wii U only for the free sounding rod that came with the tablet

How to make a trending fedi post: - discord isnt a doc 😠 - bluesky BAD - did you know LINUX? GNOME haha - fox emoji - screenshot of a Tumblr post

retoot for a free iPhone 3G #iphonegiveaway #iphone3g #iPhone

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