just got a double kill B site while my bra-less wife threw an empty beer can at my head (unasked for), how was your thursday fedi?

wake up babe, its 4pm, time to smoke yourself stupid

guysd im in NY rn & they arrested me for going out without my hijab

wake up honey, its time to smear yourself with poop & light yourself on fire ❤️

just be honest, do you all hate me?

im gonna come out & say it if you dont support autogynephilies you probably dont support ukraine or palestine either & i dont trust you & i dont want you on my page #unfollownow

SOMEONE YOU KNOW MAY BE AN AUTOGYNEPHILIE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK HATE

if you stand with autogynephilies against systemic oppression repost this message & put #agprights in your bio 99% OF PEOPLE WILL SKIP

my autogynephilia story, a 🧵 (1/25)

i dont want to remarry i only want concubines CLICK HERE

posted a banger, downed another beer as the regorts rolled in, & merged 5 lanes without looking how was your saturday fedi?

they're calling me the god of merging without looking

yes.... i understand.. im an queer anarchist... im from a historically marginalized community.... i need a gofundme for medical marijuana...... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

is Jesus madoka-coded

if you're a furry because being a human is "too much work" thats justifying low self esteem with learned helplessness & you need to learn to treat yourself better 😇

left wing extremism: i assassinate celebrities & political figures right wing extremism: i support ... uhh family values

worm.pink/canary Oh, that's not-

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anna anathema at faceit HQ??! 🫢🫣

ive started saying "theyre trying to charlie kirk me" at mild inconveniences

apEX is 32 with that harry potter tattoo 😂 if i was 32 with a harry potter tattoo i'd kill myself! 😂😂

dead horse in year 2025 but the reason the rainbow pentagon is the better fedi symbol is because every node is federating with every other node, & the ⁂ symbol shows imperfect federation which is more realistic but less idealistic to what fedi should try to be

Labubu, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. La-bu-bu: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. La. Bu. Bu

it's my birthday today & i have leukemia.... i made this with my own two hands & no one will give me a like 💔😢

what does fedi think of my Labubu pumpkin? 🙂

worm pink xmpp not getting migrated Oh My God Bruh

MORE 👏 PLUS-SIZED 👏 VICTORIA'S SECRET 👏 MODELS 👏

now that the hype's over can we all agree oyasumi punpun was shit

nocries at faceit HQ.... mongolian century 🇲🇳

being meguka is suffering...

i think neok doesnt get that silvers will inspect the default knife for hours bc ADHD & nothing to do

that's a cute little glock, you wanna see my USP-S~?

Anna Anathema now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games

smoking doesnt kill people. people kill people.

dont worry, the air conditioning is on & his Cocteau Twins are playing :)

the Bolsheviks killed every single deltarune fan, lower estimate of 2 billion tragedies,

just a tsundere girl in a kuudere world ^^

I wish I was a fish I wish I was cold-blooded I wish I had scales and fins I wish I could breathe underwater I wish I could be a fish and not a dumb ugly basic stupid annoying awful human ^_^

showing up at the fish spa & turns out its just a normal spa but all the other customers are fish

this is me: 🖕😾🖕

when i get to hell & its a low trust mirage deathmatch lobby

when i get to heaven & its a combo massage + fish spa: no no, its good, i just didnt expect it to be a massage + fish spa, that's all

they say everyone has 3 faces the outer, which everyone sees, is white the middle, which your close friends see, is black the inner, which only you see, is chinese share if you're the 1% that got it

gayboys in my lobby discussing their skeleton knives..... life is beautiful

interesting how no one can take a critical look at Team Vitality: apEX is 32. zywOo is washed. flameZ is israeli. mezii ropz is balding. are these your GOATs?