ios jailbreaking was wild you literally clicked on this icon of kim kong un and jailbreaked ur phone

ios jailbreaking was wild you literally clicked on this icon of kim kong un and jailbreaked ur phone

OH MY GOD, MICROSOFT EXECS CAN'T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY COPILOTS THERE ARE. THERE'S TOO MANY COPILOTS, IT'S ACTUALLY UNKNOWABLE. THE COUNT QUITS. NO MORE.

😭

kirkland brand charlie implies there is name brand charlie

There’s no time for anything and everything is so time consuming

as a linux user i take great pride in my OS being insanely inaccessible and i will harrass people on the internet over it

[uspol, weird] **reading about the US/Vietnam war as a kid:** damn everyone in the country mustve been thinking about this **living during the US invasion of Venezuela:** accidentally smells my armpits and pops a semi

[an upclose image of a nep being handled...] 🖼

i love how theres so many new super mario-era rom hacks that are just 10ish levels long and they all take place in a season and theyre named something like "Once Again Super Mario Winter 2026 v3"

for your information: it was either this or letting disney make a transgender jedi

1 more google baller till i hit 100 followers!!

**Exclusive:** Mixed Reactions From Privacy Enthusiasts After Windows 11 User Types "S.O.S" Multiple Times in Calculator, Has Life Saved From Employee Accessing Logs

i love how theres so many new super mario-era rom hacks that are just 10ish levels long and they all take place in a season and theyre named something like "Once Again Super Mario Winter 2026 v3"

[an upclose image of a nep being handled...] 🖼

me realizing ill be 30 in 2031 me realizing its 2026 me realizing ive done nothing with my life since graduating HS in 2020

[uspol, weird] **reading about the US/Vietnam war as a kid:** damn everyone in the country mustve been thinking about this **living during the US invasion of Venezuela:** accidentally smells my armpits and pops a semi

kirkland brand charlie implies there is name brand charlie

me realizing ill be 30 in 2031 me realizing its 2026 me realizing ive done nothing with my life since graduating HS in 2020

i still think about this video more than a decade later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGL156fgSdU

[uspol] pot, meet kettle

TIMES WHEN 90S MEDIA ACCURATELY PREDICTED 9/11!!!! 😱😱😱

HEYYY, RELAX GUY! IT'LL BE A 3 DAY MILITARY OCCUPATION

[pol, reddit] NO FUCKING WAY IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY i'm so done with reddit 😭 wtf are these people on 😭 you're allowed to dislike US imperialism without pretending a dictator is some revolutionary socialist hero 😭

HEYYY, RELAX GUY! IT'LL BE A 3 DAY MILITARY OCCUPATION

[uspol] me waking up this morning and opening youtube to find vtuber clips to wake up to and seeing "BREAKING: Trump Addresses Nation After Invading Venezuela & Capturing Maduro"

Fop as president when

[uspol, nypol] this dude got the same mad libs pad as george santos

[uspol] pot, meet kettle

in the court room as the judge reads my life sentence. the crime? ROM piracy. the audience hushes as i patiently wait for the opportunity to provide the judge with a response, a mere vignette of the tortorous visions of all that had led me to this abysmal state of torment. "Do you accept any and […]

2026 better contain bug fixes and improvements

this is also what i call giving me a blowie

[uspol, nypol] this dude got the same mad libs pad as george santos

microsoft is actually stupid for saying they don’t want people calling ai slop “slop”. like yeah okay, here’s a photo of barbra streisand’s house

I Saw The Devil She's Black

RE: https://mastodon.social/@appleinsider/115826740543904364 thought these where thicc thighs

super mario world snes hack that adds the JUST WHAT I NEEDED YAHOOO HERE WE GOOOO SUPAHHH MADIOOO