Look at what they've taken from us.

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There needs to be a modern Christmas song about Mrs. Claus being Gay Santa's beard.

Jack will occasionally wake me up in the middle of the night by tapping my face with his paws, and I always ask "Jack what do you want?" before I'm fully awake enough to remember that his only response to that question, asked at that particular late hour, is to sneeze directly into my face.

Darmok And Salad At Tanagra

WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!

Oh my god fucking finally. I can do a new computer build around February. For the love of Satan I just need RAM prices to cooperate.

Repeating the phrase "The Tooth Fairy's PayPal account was suspended" before going on air every night.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

This Chargers home game is so hard for the camera workers. They have to pan around the entire stadium and try to find a group of one or two Charger jerseys. Almost impossible.

That Aaron Rodgers TD is a prime example of how the tape will hurt you. "Rodgers hasn't run in a TD since 2022, he doesn't run it in so play pass coverage instead."

What the hell Redzone?

this has become a very important video to me

Epipeniphany: a sudden and striking realization that happens right after someone jabs you in the chest with a massive needle after you ate something with peanut butter after being told the thing you were holding in your hand had peanut butter in it and you shouldn't eat it

Fifteen Years xkcd.com/3172/

Me, when trying to decide if I have enough backups to take a nicer kit onto the surface in Arc:

I like to think that after Scott Hanson calls a triple-box-triple-touchdown and the mic cuts, he excitedly exclaims "Hell yeah, that was some good football there!" to no one in particular, just out of genuine excitement of the sport.

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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

My favorite book is "The Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. Every year or so I pick it up and I read it. It's a very short read, a children's book, really. And every time I read the book it provides me with a new way to cry.

The best part of NFL football is when two players on opposing teams look like they are about to fight after a play is over, but they are actually just friends and are messing around.

There's a very specific atmospheric condition that causes not only the jets taking off from Lindbergh to go in the opposite direction, but also channels the turbine noise directly into my apartment. And like clockwork it starts at 6:30am.

Today.

Whoever designed the Texans' stadium really must have hated the Texans.

you can convincingly portray this whole financialized AI edifice as a mortgage crisis-style house of cards without even mentioning that the fundamental product is unreliable, based on outright theft, and people don’t like it.

Refs just did the thing where they were all "We need to balance the scales on these Chiefs here."

Anyone notice they changed the flavor of the COVID vaccine this year?

They need to have Herbert actually do some designed QB runs if dude is pulling down that kinda yardage on scrambles only.

"Big, tough guys, but you know when they get poked in the eye, that still stings.

LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social

This is almost as fucked as anything Trump does.

Waking up in the middle of the night on stupid time change day and wondering if 1:30am meant the time already changed or if it's still gonna change.

I got my mail-in ballot like, a couple weeks ago, and I've been putting it off because I hadn't had a chance to read through the props and the people on the ballot and all that. So I finally put aside time today to actually open up the mail-in ballot and get the voting booklet reviewed thoroughly.

There's a theory that there's only one electron and it just can show up anywhere it wants when we need it. Happy Black Cat Day

"You ever experiment with taking crazy pills?"

The greatest lie ever told was "You'll grow into it." I still have jackets that are a full size too big, bought by grownups who told child-me "You'll grown into it." Was that just wishful thinking on their part? Because now I'm stuck with all these clothes, waiting for the day I'll grown into them.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

When is an NFL player going to hold up six fingers and then seven fingers as a TD dance?

I definitely thought, when someone told me "Oh my god, they're tearing down the White House," that it must have been another shitty AI video that was reposted that is hugely embarrassing and deeply troubling. No. They're tearing down the White House.

Just woke up and got flashbanged by a childhood memory from so far back that I remember being unable to communicate correctly because I literally was still learning to talk. And the idea of someone giving me an object to put away was impossible to convey to an adult who was asking me about it.

How wild is it gonna be when we have two married NFL players?

No Kings, San Diego H/T @paleofuture.bsky.social

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Legendary productions with an iconic host that viewers will remember for lifetimes. But even the stars must go eventually... The new season of BLTV, with your host:

If I was a professional football player, my endzone dance would just be increasingly frantically looking around for the person who is supposed to take the football off the field after the play, comically juggling it between hands before tossing it to them and then running away with my arms waving.

@rascal.bsky.social We need your expert take on this.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...