Cornbread is a social construct.

If bananas was a person they would be in jail.

Why are they called lighthouses? Now I'm no building inspector, but they look pretty heavy to me.

Happy Valentine's day. Good luck.

Potential controversial changes for a popular online messaging app has created a lot of discord.

I don't care what anyone says, furries in the 1890's were LIT 🔥🔥 🐈🐓 🐎🐕

life sad me give no sad future be me build system give me SpaceX moon give me you

Ozempic for cats.

Why do they call it football? You don't even kick them in the balls.

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The reason I'm single is because I spent $900 dollars on stuffed animals and if I got a partner I would stop cuddling them, resulting in a substantial sunk cost.

Imagine showing up to the Doomsday Clock Announcement and the guy makes full eye contact with you and then pushes the hand even MORE closer to midnight.

Look at how pissed off Ray Kroc is after finding out that one of his franchise's McDonald's is using lettuce in the burgers. Look at Ray Kroc's twisted expression. The combination of disgust, pain, and wry amusement. This was the moment Grimace was born.

It is time to evolve from violent language. Also be sure to watch the new Avenger's Doomsday, only in theaters December 18, 2026. Starring Robert (Downey) Junior as Mr. Doom.

Capitalism? More like capitalism lol Edit: The second "capitalism" is meant to say "crapitalism" but I don't know how to fix it I apologize for the inconvenience.

He warned us about the future and we MOCKED him.

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If you can play the piano you can play the organ. They are the same instrument.

Back in fourth grade my classmates and I invented these mini handheld Tesla coils made out of AA batteries and bent paper clips. We would poke each other to shoot electric shocks and shout, "Haha you just got Oppenheimered!" We were three at the time.

> Hear about the song "Silent Night" > look inside > not silent

The government.

Hey guys I did the math In 2012 Disney bought Star Wars for $4.05 billion dollars The six movies at the time are 13 hours and 25 minutes That is 48,300 seconds That is $83,850 per second Ben Quadinaros is on screen for 18 of those seconds That means Disney paid $1,509,300 for Ben Quadinaros

Dear " ""Santa"" ", (mom and dad), [(Car●l and Stewart)], 😠 {[(Liars!!)]} ❤️ Love, Evan and Sarah

I'm ready.

So the other day I met a guy named Steve and he had a peg leg. I was like, "lol what is the name of your other leg??"

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The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Drink a beer. Hungry? Drink a beer.

FURRY THANKSGIVING: - COMMISSIONS CLOSED turkey - BREADABLE biscuits - SHE'S MASHING IT potatoes - MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese - PIZZA found in the hallway - FEMBOY stuffing - SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY ham - beans

Went to one of those audience participation screenings for The Wizard of Oz. Worst mistake of my life. Halfway through they started throwing asbestos back and forth.

Working in customer service be like:

Creature

Nature is beautiful.

Congrats Mamdani.

One of my favorite game is Hades. In Hades, you play as Hades, from the House of Hades. You must travel through the land of Hades (which is called Hades) to escape Hades, and at the end of Hades, you defeat the final boss of Hades: Hades.

I thought Rashomon was a pokémon but it turned out I didn't remember it right.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on me. Fool me four times, shame on me. Fool me five times, shame on me. Fool me six times, shame on me. Fool me seven times, shame on me. Fool me eight times, shame on me. Fool me nine times, shame on me.

Kitty litter and CPUs are made of the same thing.

Downtown Abbey

If you have to use the self checkout, they should give you a discount.

Snowmen are evil.

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Went to the flea market today. Not a single flea for sale. Four hours of my life wasted.

If you see someone wearing a ring it means they are wearing a regular gold ring and not a lord of the ring. If they were wearing a lord of the ring they would be invisible and you would be unable to see them.

Salt is sand you can eat.

Joke: What menu do gamers use the most? Answer: The pause menu!