My country is an insane, kleptocratic, kakistocratic, fascist hellhole but only because of like 30% of its people. Our leader is one of the dumbest in history and losing what little was left. Majority party too evil and cowardly to stop him when just like 4 of them could. And I have to go to work?

I have obviously felt uncomfortable with how things have gone for the last year in the U.S., but the last few months have made it so much worse. This is the first time I've ever felt genuinely scared that I may be attacked by my own government over something so basic as my gender or sexuality.

My dad didn't answer my FaceTime call, do you guys think he wants to disown me

Fritos are for the girls

When you're reading a romance and there's a character that shares your name but instead of a wholesome fun self insert she's the crazy bitch ex 😢

When I got home there was a big ass spider on the wall in my garage and I had to pee so I ran inside before I could identify it and I came out and it was gone. Now I'm sad because I wanted to welcome it to the family :(( come back my sweet child

Fight me, bitch. I'll lose

I hate the very specific feeling of anticipation you get from joining a virtual visit with your doctor and just waiting for them to show up. It's not really an anxiety thing, it's just... what do I do with my hands? Should I be reading a book?

Taking melatonin is like doing acid for your dreams I think. Every time I take melatonin I have the most batshit crazy dreams...

I’ve contracted sleepy girl syndrome and it’s terminal

My first CYO @effinbirds.com of the year. Asked the spouse for the adjective without context. Feel it's an accurate description of the news this morning.

tooting has to be one of my favorite things to do with my own horn

Monstarrr by Ennaria is my anthem going into 2026

need to know this video is on this website

I have this new issue where every time I start to pee I have an instant of panic that I'm not at a toilet and I'm peeing somewhere I shouldn't be, what have I done to deserve this

New year's melancholy is real

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

I had a dream about edibles, does this mean anything

day one in mamdani’s new york

Why do they make waterproof makeup so hard to remove with water 🤔

I fucking hate nail files.

My eyes are blue but one of them has a little brown stain in it, is this normal? I've always wondered if other people have this

You either turn 35 or you don't

Why does it feel like someone hit my lower back with a car

no comply onto the hood of a moving vehicle (100% on purpose trust me)

Fascinating find! I should imagine some LLVM contributor(s) is reading this with a very smug look on their face.

Only one more work day for the year 🥲

Anyone wanna come to my Christmas party? If anyone says yes I'll have to start planning one so please don't do that

Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

Laying in bed being tortured by the memories of social interactions I've fucked up

Unfortunately I've come down with an awful case of SleepyHungryIrritable and a terminal headache, where is my knight in shining armor to save me from my office

My coworkers rock 💛

Unsurprisingly this quickly devolved into "you don't talk to anyone really"

I NEED a jalapeño cheddar bagel (for emotional support reasons)

I think it’s very brave and sexy of us all to have made it through another year.

how i feel whenever i post

In my America, diarrhea will be banned for good

Doctor: this can make you gain weight Me: surely not Me, 15lbs later: huh, would you look at that

A lovely snow day to end the weekend ☺️☃️

just a girl with her emotional support mysterious leg bruises

I survive the hangnail 💪

When your favorite bar has some event thing and is playing the loudest fucking music ever made 😭

I hate the idea of "professional attire." If I want to wear a sweater that says "hoe" over some joggers, why are they protesting? We've all gotta be there for 8 hours every day, why are we doing it in uncomfy clothes 🫩

Hangnails disprove the existence of god

Phone call with my sisters to heal my soul ❤️‍🩹