I don't usually cheer for capitalism over our systems and institutions, but in Secretary Roadkill's case, I'll make an exception.

Art of the Deal. "Trump wants the war to end. He wants a deal. But deals take two parties, and there’s no evidence that Iran is interested in bailing Trump out of a dilemma of his own making."

My husband and I haven't taken more than a few days off in several years, but I am so glad Sean and Rachel had fun on our dime.

Every single sentence of this article is more insane than the last, but the standout was this: "When I reached a former longtime senior FBI official to ask whether he’d ever seen personally branded liquor bottles distributed by a previous FBI director, he burst out laughing."

Every single thing I’ve learned about this child is against my will. That being said, if you have teens, it’s a good idea to brush up on this insanity.

yeah, so two things. first, i have been saying for some time that *this* is the message. and that it is a broad one that can fit a large number of concerns. and second, this dude has the juice.

Everyone is using the Hunger Games comparison, and it's apt. But a lot of this gives me Atwood vibes. Sure, it looks sparkly and fun, but, at the end of the day, you need dudes with guns and earpieces to make sure the masses don't turn on you.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

For laughs, I would love to show this to 20-year-old me, but you’re damn right, Bill Kristol!

The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!

My teenage daughter simply didn’t understand why I broke out into laughter when we walked into our room in this beautiful inn. She’s not terminally online…

I predict tomorrow Leavitt will say something like “The President was joking. He has an amazing sense of humor.” Followed by Trump being like “No, I am Christ.”

It’s weird seeing Rory becoming a golfing elder statesman with that salt and pepper hair.

Everybody be cool and don't freak out the returning astronauts with all the nonsense we've gotten up to as a species while they've been gone. #splashdown #ArtemisII #Integrity

What a testament to science and our ability to do hard things together. Welcome back, Integrity. Thanks for giving us all a little hope and reminding us that our world can be such a wonderful place.

Dr. Abbott saying, "Sir, we are going to get you more pain meds, but you need to shut your fucking mouth," is my new hype song. #ThePitt

The lady doth protest too much…

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

No, no, for real. I'm gonna need at least 10 more heartwarming astronaut stories to calm the unwavering, existential dread I am feeling right now. Come on, Artemis II, work with us here. We are not okay.

Whew. The moment where they all go in for the hug is just so tender and lovely. Aren't they just the very best of us?

NASA is so dorky and sweet. First Pink Pony Club and now this, adorable.

I don’t know what to tell you… i voted for that lady

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

We are so beautiful that it almost hurts. I think some of us could use a reminder about that.

This is powerful, if true. More of this. Refuse. Stand on principle.

I love space stuff so much, but I also have generational trauma (Challenger), so this afternoon was a real roller coaster of emotions. #Artemis #NASA

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

I want to study that 16% in a lab. No diners in Ohio. I need a controlled environment.

Enjoyed this sign from my son on the Boston Common. #NoKings

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

We have friends everywhere. #NoKings

I have a sociology joke, but it will probably just create conflict.

Priorities.

I’m sorry. Is there a video going around of a U.S. SENATOR violently breaking the arm of a veteran? That’s not AI? WTF?

College me (2002): The dumbest President in history is taking us to war in the Middle East. Current me (2026): There is now a dumber President taking us to war in the Middle East.

Chris Murphy: "It's just so disgusting to listen to the president be waxing poetically about the drapes he's buying while there are six Americans who are dead. There are six families who are about to bury their children because of a war of choice that no one in this country wanted, an illegal war."

Ummmm, preventative for what? It's like the Walking Dead up in here.

Two additional US servicemembers KIA in Iran war, bringing total at this hour to six KIA.

Thank you, Lord Farquaad, for this update. Spicing it up with an extra dash of sociopathy today.

You know, we could have had the nice lady from California and the empathetic guy from Minnesota, but , instead, it’s Oops! All Lunatics! all the way down.

The cackle I just cackled…

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

Just saw the video of Trump talking to the men’s USA hockey team. Gotta say I’m feeling a little less patriotic now. Shout out to the dude who emphatically said, “OF COURSE!” without a touch of sarcasm. Appreciate ya, dude. Our athletes deserve better than this.

Alysa Liu is just pure joy. And she has the most amazing dgaf energy I’ve ever seen (complimentary). To quote her: “that’s what I’m fuckin’ talking about!”. #olympics

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

MORE HOCKEY? Yes, please! 🇺🇸

Absolutely phenomenal skate by Amber Glenn. I hope she knows how many people were rooting for her. What a force of nature she is. 🇺🇸 #olympics

Y’all think they’ll ask Jordan Stolz whether he feel like he won the silver or lost the gold? 🧐 #olympics

Just sitting here crying over Mikaela Schiffrin. She’s been through so much. What a star. The best of us. 🇺🇸 #olympics