The unmitigated rage when somebody from out of state doesn't know their Dunkin order

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in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

Liquid v Echo RWF and work from home

This is a crime

Fun things I've learned lately are social constructs: continents and time periods. Calling something a social construct doesn't make it less important, it just means that it takes an extra layer of communication to talk about it.

My favorite personal conspiracy theory is that tales of knights fighting dragons evolved from ancient military propaganda justifying castle garrisons there to keep the locals in line.

My kid saw this while I was browsing reddit and asked why no one lived in castles anymore. Rather than depress the shit out of him with facts*, I said "I don't know, maybe because they're all historical sites now?" *See photo alt text

the first poll to only talk to bluesky users

In the House music scene, the audience is entertained by two distinct groups: DJs, whose talent and personality combine to make art; and the sleazy club MCs who introduce them. These are their stories

I don't judge you for taking pics of your food, but I do if you edit and post while it gets cold

If you're not on TikTok I get it, but you're missing a movement that results from irony

When someone uses my driveway to turn around

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

Join me Saturday night (metaphorically not physically, ew) in rewatching PHM with the director's commentary via app.

@nimyane.bsky.social see

Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball

The dark knight

i have no dog in this fight i dont have dogs in any fights i generally think dog fights should be broken up and avoided

being a parent with ADHD of children with ADHD is kinda like herding cats but I’m also one of the cats

I'm working with an offline friend on build his first workbench, he took a picture of mine and had Gemini construct the plans for it. I had to correct the lumber size and Gemini needs to stop flirting with me

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂He posts this hours after TMZ posted photos of him walking around Disney World with a Bubble Wand! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The final MQ cutscene guest be like www.wowhead.com/news/march-o...

Tuesday

RFK Jr. did not come up with idea that diet is important to health. This has been promoted for decades, including, famously, by Michelle Obama. In fact, he doesn’t even believe it himself. If he did he’d be busy making sure kids in the U.S. had enough to eat, instead of cutting food benefits.

we can either get a Supreme Court decision or a headline like this but both in one day is too much

Good lord, I thought Count Dracula was Transylvanian royalty.

I didn’t re-share the picture of myself from the 90s yet because I didn’t want to ruin the game by posting the best one

That’s it, that’s the one.

This is an Osprey, also commonly called a seahawk, that migrates annually throughout the Americas. They're the only member of their genus who've evolved to dive into water for fish. Other fish-eating raptors like Bald Eagles can only snatch them off the surface.

Andy Weir has an aphantasic brain (like mine)

I don't know what to do with this information but before Reagan met Nancy, he was a middling actor who was fairly liberal and the president of the actors guild. Nancy, also a middling actor, got placed on the House Un-American Activities Hollywood blacklist and Reagan got her out of it.

“People’ll tell you Reel Big Fish isn’t spiritually in the genre but that’s wrong,”

First Mets win in the Mayor Mamdani Era

MAN ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE ADHD AND AUTISM SO WEIRD HOW THAT WORKS OUT HUH. I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT THESE DAYS. ANYWAY WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DINOSAUR. AND YES, I'VE EATEN CHICKEN PARM 16 DAYS IN A ROW WHY DO YOU ASK.

Great taste but horrible execution

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

Me: feeding the cat the same food for 10 years. Cat:

MLB: The all-time hits leader is banned for life for gambling on games. Also, MLB: MLB NAMES POLYMARKET EXCLUSIVE PREDICTION MARKET EXCHANGE PARTNER (Via press release in my inbox)

I don't think this guy is a former CIA analyst...they aren't allowed to be this public and critical on freeform media. No, he's doing this on behalf of the CIA as part of their post trump continuity plan. They can't say things like trump is compromised by mossad and that's why he joined the war.

My checkout experience at Trader Joes this morning was coldly professional, bordering on distant and I'm still shook up about it