This child better not get mad when the cat skippity paps her butt!

They must know that Bone Sandals is working on something...

Being Black >>>>>

Hey if you going to the bumps and bruises tour you can gon n block me

He got that classic album pose. I can't wait to hear

So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.

mutual chase. i want you to want me just as bad as i want you.

Only 2 meetings today. Better stay that way!

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I am the sun. I am the air.... EYE AM HUUUUMAN AND EYE NEED TO BEEEE LOOOOOOOVED...

Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection

REMIND THEM WHO YOU ARE ACE 👉🏽😀👈🏽

Honestly everything since they are all grown and most have kids. Most of them are semi close to me in age so I get to co-babysit and spoil their kids. (But its really like having my own because there are soooo many of them and ish gets expensive real quick)

need to make more so I can help more.

Today has been VERY interesting

Looks like dodged another bullet

Nope. Chances are I’m at the window.

Stay ready so you don't gotta get ready

gumby

3c/4a/4b fine smh

I did it, couldn't do both legs down at the same time though 🤣

Mike Colter, Finn Jones, and Krysten Ritter on the set of 'Daredevil: Born Again' S3

Yessss! With fried potatoes and onions.

Dear all Baltimoreans, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!! As I was on the bus on my way to work, me and the rest of the passengers witnessed 3 ICE Agents pull over a random car and stopped the bus to observe all passengers!! Please proceed with caution and protect each other AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!!!🤬🤬🤬😢😢😢😢

That’s the look of a man who knew he was setting that dance floor on fire once the beat dropped

Some of the questions I see people ask are.. dumb. They’re just dumb. There’s no other term for it. I really hate the timeline we’re in. MFs can’t read and comprehend. They can’t connect the imaginary dots. Everything has to be spelled out and I’m TIRED.

He did such an amazing job with this!

Moby brought out Jacob Lusk at Coachella. Kinda jealous, no biggie lol

You only have to give them your ID and proof of insurance during an investigatory stop if they have reasonable suspicion. SSN is unnecessary to verify your identity if they have that.

Today's song that I somehow woke up singing.

Nieces 1, 3 & 4 are feuding. What a time to be alive 😅🤣

Those patellas are broke broke 🤣😭

I like knowing when I’m wanted. Put all your cards on the table or keep it on the playground

Someone said “he text you once a day, you the vitamin”

BEYOND ready!

Truly. I'm overdue for a rewatch!

People are more apt to show kindness when you’ve shown you have character, which is also something you can’t regain once it’s destroyed. Taking advantage of said kindness is some especially trifling and unseemly shit to do.

Sings These Words x Natasha Bedingfield

Woke up this morning to this playing in my head

We're finally reaching OG Twitter levels of mess.

Me thinks it is time for some ice cream.

I would probably go to jail if a data center showed up in my neighborhood ngl

Anyway, Deli Boys season 2 drops May 28th. I am in several episodes so just binge it. I am also in an episode of the Chi's final season. Watch that, too. I am wearing a suit on both shows because range ho

Countdown to profile not found is on…

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 the way I would have been hooting and hollering hearing Latch.

When ya’ll get to going ya’ll are funny af 😂

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