I’ll never complain about a commute again. #TheOdyssey was phenomenal. Can’t wait to see more memes! Snagged a 3rd row imax seat at 10:30am on a Monday. What a side quest.

I’m tired.

If you do go and see the Odyssey please no spoilers. Some of us haven’t had time to read the book in the last 3000 years.

Please avoid all salads, including word.

Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved Don’t save her 🎶

I just followed my high school ex on Strava for the plot

If I don’t watch the #loveislandusa first look it can’t hurt me

It’s kind of funny when there’s a Junior who’s younger than another brother. Something told Ben Sr to skip Sincere as namesake #LoveIslandUSA

Damn Melanie is weak. #loveislandusa

Who casts for traitors and how can we put them in contact with Bryce‘s grandma? #loveislandusa #traitorsusa

Bryces grandma wants them in the hideaway. How dare you fight against nature. Good gods I love her. #loveislandusa

Mitch McConnell called this afternoon. I didn’t pick up.

No football today so anyone who’s behind on Love Island can catch up!

I also can’t stop thinking about how Zach was trying to rally others (including KC) to go his “exclusive” situationship route rather than full labels. And everyone mugged him off lol so good. #loveislandusa

Having to vote for FOUR couples to be in the finale is damn near possible lol. There are two, maybeeee three that are viable. #loveislandusa

"You spend too much money on your dogs." Me: They're being paid a competitive salary commensurate with the joy they bring.

😬

Effective immediately. I have signed an Executive Order banning Belgian waffles, because the World Cup was rigged and stollen.

Kayda pissed in the first look because all the girls are agreeing that her and Zach are a situationship #LoveIslandUSA 😭

ladies do not fall for the scheme to get yall into gambling by using love island and women in ads don’t do it

In my work’s #worldcup bracket, I am currently in last and proud!

I've been in Whole Foods lines with more people in them than at the Freedom 250 state fair.

I’m very excited to have $100+ a month extra now that I’m finally done with my bout of accutane. Also, I cannot wait to not have joint pain (symptom) anymore. That and dry eyes.

Kalshi ads are trying really hard to get me to spend my money betting on Love Island but I would genuinely rather burn it

I have been casually watching love island USA season 5. The group dynamics here is so fascinating. 1) victor being macho man, thinking bergie owes the group for teaching him rizz; 2) how the guy’s group except bergie is a big clique; 3) women actually into bergie because SHOCKER he listens

Cunty skirt night on the town 🍾

I started Yesteryear yesterday and I’m probably 30% of the way through already. I love the mild dystopian feel of the novel. Especially as a CF person, it confirms so many of my “hesitations” (read: intense fear and disgust). #booksky

Nothing else to say.

#loveislandusa I’m not hating sincere on mispronouncing epitome. 1) that word spelling to pronunciation is fucked, 2) I’m 30 now and remember not knowing how to correctly say it until 24. Because when you hear epitome irl, there isn’t a way to connect the two since they sound so different.

🤣😭 #LoveIslandUSA

just got an ad for love island betting on a prediction market app istg just blow us up our world does not need to keep turning

Bro you know Sincere journals in crayon #loveislandusa

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I love my company but mini trampolines is not what I want my desk neighbors using when I’m on calls all day 😂😂

the 6 guys who get rejected should be sent in as bombshells to test zryce tomorrow #loveislandusa

the audience reaction to the ending of tonight’s episode omg #loveislandusa

Sunday’s episode of love island was cinema. I’m glad the producers chose to show the ladies Casa TV immediately so no time is wasted waiting around for their men to come home. None of the guys were innocent.

I broke my rule to have a maximum of 1k books in my tbr. I have gone over 😪 #booksky

I didn’t eat a single protein today

The LGBTQIA+ books I read this month 📚 💙 - The True True Story of Raja the Gullible (and his mother) - This is How You Lose the Time War - Moonflow 🏳️‍🌈

Watergate was a pimple on a dog's Ass compared to this shit.

I wish the #loveislandusa mailbox recoupling was done in private, to open the opportunity for people to send a letter to someone they actually want to explore. Like Single’s Inferno style

protein’s publicist has never been better

I love her

Fresh set to match my racquet

My favorite #loveislandusa joke by Iain was the dog training/how to talk to a girl book swap. “Come here come here” lmaoooo

I need to fix my humor delivery. I think it comes across as too deadpan. But like not only in my face and tone, but also in what i say? It comes across too literal and a little mean sometimes :/