I’ve never done a turkey trot or race of any kind and I don’t understand the dissing “turkey trot families” discourse. The algorithm wants us to be divided on everything including if we do a small amount of exercise communally before a large meal or not…

This holiday season, families face a trifecta of economic pressures: Record-high grocery bills. The weakest seasonal job market in over a decade. Rising electricity costs. Working people are struggling in Trump's economy, but he's too busy building himself a ballroom to notice.

I don’t understand the appeal of Alix Earle whatsoever and I hope her fans never cross paths with anything I love ever again. #dwts

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

I hate all the dummies who believe that momtok is a “sisterhood” when all they do is talk shit about each other for a paycheck. Whitney’s real for acknowledging that it’s a business relationship and trying to parlay it into bigger opportunities & distancing herself from those jerks #dwts #slowm

If I had a nickel for every time Americans voted in November for a much less qualified man over a confident, capable, ambitious woman I’d have too many nickels. #dwts #whitneyleavitt #DylanHasPrettyPrivilege #WhiteMaleMediocrity #misogyny #slowm #idiocracy

Misogyny is Donald Trump using a Taylor Swift song and the internet smearing Taylor Swift about it. Either the headline was going to be she didn’t do anything and is now MAGA or the headline was Taylor Swift fighting with the president, a lose lose scenario of which the Trump admin is very aware.

This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago. Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.

SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

Trump has decimated Republican support in one year. EVERY county in both Virginia and New Jersey has moved blue, some by double digits! LFG!

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped In This House We Believe: -Black Lives Matter -No Human Is Illegal -Women's Rights Are Human Rights -Science Is Real -[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code § 871] -Love Is Love

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

If there’s one thing Bruno’s gonna do every week, it’s snort two lines of blow and call someone “naughty.” #dwts

Role Model on SNL is the best live performance I’ve seen in decades.

Mandy Moore. The choreographer that you are. There’s something special about when a dance feels like it’s the only dance that could exist and match a song so perfectly. And you do that over and over. What a talent. #tloas #fateofophelia

::Me trying to dance around to a song about Travis Kelce’s dick:: The dumbest person you know: “YOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO ETHICAL BILLIONAIRES” Oh my god go hold a sign at Davos and shut the fuck up! #tloas

Taylor made a fun dance album that boosts my serotonin and the past week instead of unadulterated joy I’ve absorbed so much negativity because everyone else’s form of joy is to publicly hate the album, misinterpret Taylor, and gleefully say negative and personal things about Taylor. #tloas

“WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE A SHOWGIRL IF ITS ABOUT HER REAL LIFE??” “Her kids will be white she’s into eugenics” “onyx because she’s RACIST” I swear to god the stupid, bad, low IQ takes I’ve had to endure the past four days… truly launch me off this planet I can’t bear all these DUMMIES #tloas

Republicans shut down the government. Here’s what happens now.

There are so many absurd takes on #TLOAS but I think the funniest was someone actually bothered that Taylor didn’t make a dig at Trump. No one talks more shit about that man than I do but I did not want to be jolted back to our harsh American reality while vibing to a pop album with dick puns!

“My dick’s bigger.” -Taylor Alison Swift, engaged to an NFL superstar I am OBSESSED with her.

It’s not a “Democratic shutdown.” Republicans control all three chambers. Governing means compromise.

Not even trying to be funny but you know who would genuinely make the best Sally? Emma Chamberlain. #rolemodel #sallywhenthewinerunsout

Has anyone tagged Ashley in the video of Zach calling her dumb? The Mike Bloom interview. Let’s get her away from these bookies! 😜 #bb27

Trump: “America first” Netanyahu: “Israel’s never had a better friend in the White House than Donald Trump.” Those are *your* tax dollars finding a genocide too, MAGA.

The Big Brother community is unlike any other and I know BBSky wasn’t prepared for us to congregate here but so glad we did! #bb27

Going up against the week one HOH who nominated you on finale night because YOU brought him! Nicely done! Our winner! #bb27

Taran being Ashley’s stage mom on stream rn is the cutest #bb27

I’m kind of bummed for Ashley that they all know her lawyer reveal. #bb27

Wait so this is before final 2 hoh? So couldn’t Ashley IN THEORY win final 2 hoh and finale night comp and take Vince? I just don’t get why Morgan has been so comfortable saying “number one” and “duo” to someone who could theoretically cut her since Morgan is showing no loyalty to her? #bb27

As someone who’s worked in political comms I find it wild that Jan Schakowsky’s comms director would 1) approach an older woman and say she’s what he’s looking for in an ally because “his teachers and boss were women” 2) refer to a woman as a “female.” 😬 #survivor #survivor49

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.

“You never touched my block. We never touched each other’s block.” From the Cheatmance this just sounds hilarious #bb27

I love the outcome of more equitable casting. #bb27

Considering women outnumbered men 2 to 1 all the way on week 5 after Zach’s eviction, NOT having a guaranteed all women final 3 feels insane to me. #bb27

I've heard some people say they won't give up Disney because of their kids. You could instead use this as a teaching moment. This is why we are here. Get on board or get out of the way.

Suspending every late night show for not sucking fascist corpse dick is crazy work

"A republic, if you can keep it" -- Benjamin Franklin

First Colbert, now Kimmel. Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval. Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

Here’s the thing about Luigi Mangione, he killed less people than UnitedHealthcare did. It’s not even close.

Question: How long are Dems going to allow the MSM to claim that Kirk was killed by a leftist without an organized consistent response the Robinson was an nihilistic alt-RIGHT meme lord who follows Nick Fuentes?

Charlie Kirk’s last words were a dog whistle about gang violence but how many gang members use guns purchased for them *by their parents*? It’s a uniquely right wing occurrence that parents indoctrinate kids into gun culture from a young age + teach that large swaths of the population are the enemy.

Ever since Donald Trump was declared the winner of the 2024 election, I have warned that he would use every tool and level of government to target his political opponents. Now it is happening. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/trum...

Every time I read an editorial in the Washington Post in which the geniuses over there predict how someone will act in office, I remember this.

So Kilmeade issues a weak apology about giving homeless people lethal injections and Fox just moves on with zero consequences. As usual.

JD Vance escorted Charlie Kirk’s remains onto Air Force 2. Fucking weirdo behavior to treat the death of a far right podcaster like a military funeral. These people are unfit to lead. Then again JD Vance probably wanted the frequent flier miles.