Praise be. May the yolk open. #bb28

Spoken like a guy who doesn’t know Rachel Reilly was attacked by a velociraptor and fell into a volcano just last week, now Angela’s an egg detective and Thog told Rome he has small testicles. Like does that mean nothing to you?! #bb28

So he’s taking out a number from the other side, the house completely imploded and it doesn’t appear to have blown back on him, and he got to casually eat charcuterie while Yash suggested aligning. Big 12 hours for Rick Devens #bb28

Dee and Devens Kiki-ing in hoh about the fight #bb28

Actually he has pickleballs #bb28

“I’m MAGA and don’t believe in my own bodily autonomy. Teehee!” #bb28

My affinity for Devens since 2019 feels so justified #bb28 #survivor

Once again asking Big Brother to fine houseguests who do shout outs during the live vote and take it right out of their stipend #bb28

I kind of hate the idea of a reunion filmed so many weeks after the villa because it’s going to encourage these couples to stay together and I really think Kenzie and Dylan and Sincere and Melanie would and should break up if not for some kind of impending tv appearance #loveislandusa

Still giggling that Zach and Kayda’s date was basically a swamp tour and a Publix sub #LoveIslandUSA

So happy! 🥹🥹🥹 Brinity forever. #LoveIslandUSA

Sometimes Ariana gives Effie Trinket realness (complimentary) #LoveIslandUSA

I love that they don’t really know what Brinity in five means haha #LoveIslandUSA

Melanie and (I must reluctantly admit) Sincere look amazing #loveislandusa

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! We got an I love you!!! #brinity #loveislandusa

Twilight music. Oh it’s ETERNAL. #brinity #LoveIslandUSA

Went from KC to AC I know that’s right #LoveIslandUSA

The Love Actually music, the personalized book, the lights, the flowers. Oh yeah the producers have their fave couples just as we do. #LoveIslandUSA #carlniya

Calling KC a prince 😒 #LoveIslandUSA

They gave Carl and Aniya a Disney fairytale and they gave Zach and Kayda Jersey Mike’s #LoveIslandUSA

I really like Kayda so whatever makes her happy in the future but Zach better stop acting like a fuck boy and commit to her. In the words of Trinity, “It you like it, I love it, bitch.” #LoveIslandUSA

Well “You’re Still the One” was written for Shania’s now ex-husband who cheated on her with her best friend so I guess I’ll allow it, Love Island producers, you crazy kids. #LoveIslandUSA #insincere

Iain: “Melanie and Sincere met six weeks ago, they’ve made each other cry, split up countless times, explored other people, been warned off each other by their own families, and yet somehow THIS is their first date. Cute.” #LoveIslandUSA

The love island official instagram account calling Melanie and Sincere “MELARE” as a ship name pissed me off. You know damn well no one has ever called them that. #LoveIslandUSA #Melcere

Melanie has a 70x7 tattoo?? This checks out! For those who have the good fortune of not growing up attending Christian school, in the Bible Jesus said to forgive 70x7 i.e. perpetual, eternal forgiveness and man does Melanie apply that to #LoveIslandUSA

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

The way dems and the media talk about Lindsey Graham and inevitably Mitch McConnell after death is so goddamn pathetic. Call out their egregious records that emboldened Trump and got us so deeply into the horrible state of the country! The cowardice. The corruption. Don’t just say “we disagreed.”

Maybe it’s like Widow’s Bay and the universe will keep collecting GOP sacrifices until Mitch McConnell is declared dead and there’s a special election #LindseyGraham

I can’t believe the Dems in the house have to wait weeks or months to find out Lindsey Graham died #bb28

Did Dee say she was going to go shower just to go inside and talk to other people because she’s now sitting in the kitchen talking #bb28

To me Melody gives Young Marley Shelton and just a touch of Rose McGowan in Death Proof #bb28

I haven’t seen light in Devens’ eyes for hours #bb28

Hour of livefeeds, five minutes of footage. We are so back. #bb28

I really will never understand having all four cams on the same conversation this early in the game #bb28

Guys why are we calling her thog? I feel behind already #bb28

Devens comforting Taylor in HaveNot. I really think Devens’ social game will take him far. He’s a chameleon and is going to adapt to whoever he’s talking to. #bb28

The most emotion Sincere has shown is about KC leaving 😒 #LoveIslandUSA

If there’s one thing Bryce is gonna do, it’s run to his girl. 🥹🥹 #LoveIslandUSA #FuckThisChair

Who the fuck decided ANYONE wanted to see couples spit food into each other’s mouths????? On the same episode as the final four couples. What drug cocktail are the producers of this show on?? #LoveIslandUSA

Melanie: “People are holding him accountable, and I love that.” YOURE NOT HOLDING HIM ACCOUNTABLE AND YOURE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN THE RELATIONSHIP #LoveIslandUSA

Can someone remind me if the first through the door curse was broken in recent seasons? Because Jason was first through the door 🥺 #bb28

Julie JOKING about an all-women season felt like the morning after Kamala lost #bb28 #bbsky #fdt

Being a fan of this show is so embarrassing #bb28

I am cackling at my typo!! GET* it right once!!! #loveislandusa

Melanie’s best friend PLAYS volleyball …AND her judgment’s not the best right now 😅😅 #Loveislandusa #familynight

Marked safe from telling anyone in my real life that I watch this show #bb28 #bbsky

It’s kind of funny when there’s a Junior who’s younger than another brother. Something told Ben Sr to skip Sincere as namesake #LoveIslandUSA

My gossip queens #loveislandusa #brinity

Okay everyone’s families are lovely people wtf. I’m genuinely pleased. #LoveIslandUSA