La petite mort
@la-petitemort.bsky.social
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Atp the bell gotta run for office
add a skeleton here at some point
about 3 hours ago
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Having to memorize both Hamlet, 22 MCR songs along with all the stage notes, needing to make props and attend multiple rehearsals just to make a little money is worth everything to me rn. I'm not ok, but ๐คทโโ๏ธ I'm going to do my best to make sure the show goes on.
about 4 hours ago
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unihรคmahรคkki
about 6 hours ago
me by
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Going to trust my heart and gut on this one.
about 16 hours ago
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Lupo!
about 22 hours ago
I wanna be tied up and kissed a lot until I squeal like a little rat
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Guitarcoyote108
2 days ago
Something is fundamentally wrong with the United States.
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The other day I just kinda sighed and scarfed down an apple and peanut butter and my friend asks why is everyone looking tired and starved? Well yes, everything's expensive. When you've cut things the next thing to cut is food before it's an eviction notice.
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Hello insomnia my old friend
1 day ago
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Stevie Kilner
1 day ago
If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
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I have the fun job of trying to figure out how to paint umbrellas made of polyester and have them ready for show day that's less than 20 days out. It's 6 semi transparent black that need to have a red inside with the exterior staying black. It's balls hot outside, so i gotta paint at night.
2 days ago
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HudsonRiverCroc
2 days ago
Telemundo anchor in Spanish: โfinally, facing a deafening booing, the president of the United States appearsโฆโ ๐คฃ
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I think I slept 30ish minutes last night. I was hallucinating all night while the ppl above us was moving furniture, drilling and hammering into the walls. How the fuck am I functioning rn?
2 days ago
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Fighting the urge to go upstairs to tell my neighbor to stop hammering and drilling into the fucking walls. It's midnight
3 days ago
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You better believe I fought for my one dollar coupon at Walmart with a new cashier. Only had $100 for groceries after not going shopping last week. Wanted to grab my plant based obsession but a new to me brand had a coupon on it. Took it off, no expiration date.
3 days ago
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Atp I need Kane Parsons to rip A24 a new ass hole. Money and greed is making this company look so bad. He should create Backroom Studios.
4 days ago
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I truly ruin everything.
5 days ago
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I think it's just easier to say I'm fasting when anyone asks why I'm not eating. I'm not exerting any energy, I know it's not safe, but I cannot afford anything.
6 days ago
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Gotta love applying for jobs, spending the last hour trying to finish the forms and the site redirects you to a third party tax redemption thing that asks you dozens of questions *that don't matter for your application* Then why am I wasting my time with it? Why not after I'm hired?
7 days ago
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Ugh I hate feeling so many sad things. ๐ฅฒ Please make it stop.
7 days ago
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Fuck..... on.....? In this economy? Fuck off๐
7 days ago
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Salty MacTavish
8 days ago
Those who donโt learn from the pasta are doomed to reheat it I am not even sorry you read this
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Gotta love getting texts from my performing friends asking if they'll m***** me in their killer space alien act. And I get to pick my way out? That's love.
8 days ago
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I hate that I've got the rest of the year to finish my a24 membership. However, gotta say, the Invite was quite the movie. Covered what healthy sexual relationship look like, consent within scenes, and it was an emotional roller coaster that brings you to a halt to coast through the aftermath.
8 days ago
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Salari
9 days ago
My wife and I put together this model of a cyberpunk themed alleyway with cool endless hallway effect. More pics in the replies below
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Streamed for 11 hours today. Got a dent in on my big canvas project, played some mecca chameleon and now a movie. So no LI spoilers, or GOT until we get home
9 days ago
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Lee
10 days ago
Computer show me men kissing in underwear
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I want a mf sweet treat so bad
10 days ago
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Look if you have friends that voted for sinister, stay away from them. If you ever have a remotely bad relationship, these are not people to keep in your circle. They will gaslight you into thinking you're the one, next thing you know, you're getting a restraining order
#loveislandusa
10 days ago
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Kenzie That's why I wore panties
#loveislandusa
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Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose: Bashful Clam Quote
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11 days ago
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These are chefs kiss.
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11 days ago
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11 days ago
"I think I'm gonna not listen to anything anyone has told me today about how you're awful and I should leave you and give you another chance." - Melanie
#LoveIslandUSA
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Men Facepalm in Response to an 'Oops' Moment
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If she's happy, I'm happy Sips tea X3
#LOVEISLANDUSA
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Kermit Sips Tea
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11 days ago
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Nicole Vaunt
11 days ago
Did you watch Secretary too many times as a teen? This is for you, pervs ๐ค โ๏ธ photos:
@analogpics.bsky.social
rope:
@knotsnacks.com
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Every AI flyer looks so similar, my brain assumes it's the same cheap ass event.
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The Grinch (Jim Carrey): That's It, I'm Not Going
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11 days ago
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Ok I gotta do a phone time out bc all these sinister melanie stans are wack If anyone wants you to stay with an abusive person THEY GOTTA GOOOOOOOO
#loveislandusa
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Wack His Hair His Gear Wack
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11 days ago
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Ok but really I need the
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reunion to have a whole clip of sinister giving girls a first chance, then a split screen of Melanie giving him second chances. Every time he messes up I need that counter in the bottom of the screen to keep track.
11 days ago
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I hope Melanie can get a damn good therapist after this. I can't imagine how angry her sister will be when are sees that she's giving sinister another opportunity.
#loveislandusa
11 days ago
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Kt
12 days ago
Who casts for traitors and how can we put them in contact with Bryceโs grandma?
#loveislandusa
#traitorsusa
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I needed Melanie's family chat to come with a trigger warning. ๐ฅฒ
#loveislandusa
12 days ago
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My partner: So this is what it must feel like having a good relationship with your family
#loveislandusa
#familyday
12 days ago
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How dare Kenzies dad give the best grounded message. I'm sobbing
#loveislandusa
12 days ago
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Bryces grandma wants them in the hideaway. How dare you fight against nature. Good gods I love her.
#loveislandusa
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Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting
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12 days ago
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Was spraying my plants in front of our window, kinda bent over and my partner came up behind me to hump me. We saw the FedEx truck and the guy bringing in his wheelie full of boxes. My man said how's this for a package ๐
12 days ago
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12 days ago
When I Was Done Dying
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My mom and grandma were with me in my dream this morning. Most details on what we were doing when we decided we needed to leave the house are foggy, but we ended up in Cali and mom took me to Disneyland.
12 days ago
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Bonnie
13 days ago
"Going exclusive in the last week of Love Island is like saying you're on a diet because your fridge is empty." Dammit, Iain Sterling. Every episode you come up with something even funnier than the last episode! Iain's commentary is my favorite thing about Love Island.
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Watching traitors for the first time and it's just clue on speed. I love it
13 days ago
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Good Trailcams
13 days ago
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Sinister saying he's not a liar
#loveislandusa
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Pinocchio's Long Nose: True Story Meme
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13 days ago
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I had a few friendships turn into situationships and I didn't know about it until we had a falling out as friends. I think Trinity wants the best for Kayda. Kayda will realize if this will work out in the real world, then she can look back and admit about this being weird.
#loveislandusa
13 days ago
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