"America is an oil company with an army." —George Carlin

The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world. But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.

They’re going to use this to push him out using the 25th amendment. They wipe their hands of the blame. America will somehow continue to control Venezuelan oil forever now, with JD Vance at the helm, young and crazy. Maybe they’ll let him take Cuba and Greenland for them first.

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For fucks sake

Hours after Venezuela operation, U.S. sent warning to governments of Mexico, Cuba and Colombia that their countries could be next — Axios

The FIFA Peace Prize Winner has now bombed: •Iran •Iraq •Nigeria •Somalia •Syria •Venezuela •Yemen •Armed Netanyahu to bomb Palestine, Iran, Syria, Lebanon. This is the “pro peace” President. Alas, I remember when the FIFA Peace prize meant something.

Given our incredible track record of regime changes e.g. Iran (wtf to fubar), Iraq (Saddam to ISIS), Afghanistan (Taliban to Taliban), I’m sure Venezuelans feel pretty good about their prospects.

This is just wild. Utterly insane.

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

finally, we're living through precedented times

In a nutshell.

🧵Hope everyone realizes that China invading Taiwan would be far worse than Trump seizing Venezuela. Venezuela only produces like 2% of world oil output, and there's plenty of idle capacity elsewhere. So it's pretty much irrelevant otherwise to the rest of the world's economy. But Taiwan...

Putin is now openly mocking Trump and the US.

Rep. @sethmoulton.bsky.social : "Is anyone going to just stop for a second and be honest? This is insane. What the hell are we doing? We've got a lot of problems in America today, and invading, occupying, running Venezuela does not solve any of them."

Tonight’s sky.

Tonight’s audiobook. Fascinating. #thebodykeepsscore

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

I think it’s time for us as US citizens to take action into our own hands and accept that majority of these politicians are not our saviors. Regardless of their political party. Democracy is dead and no one is coming to save us. When the fuck are we going to save ourselves?

Donald Trump just kidnapped the leader of another country from his bed. And has decided he has the moral authority to try that person (completely out of his jurisdiction) for “crimes”. This is next-level horrifying. Full stop.

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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.

unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.

I did a thing on Zazzle! The outline is from another creator there of Mt Revelstoke. (A place that will forever have my heart) The quote is from Najwa Zebian.

Bulletproof glass…for which inauguration, again? These guys are already planning for war, folks. Why the fuck don’t the rest of you see it?!

If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.

He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent. This isn’t complicated.

🇺🇦😅 LOL… “Russian warship, go f*ck yourself”: This is how the broadcast of the press conference on the official channel of the Presidential Office ended.

In my experience, the best way to help a country succeed is to not invade it.

Canadian Politics Daily - News for Working People 2h · Canadian media is concentrated in a few large private companies like Bell, Rogers, Corus, and Quebecor, alongside public broadcaster CBC/Radio-Canada, with Postmedia owning many newspapers. www.facebook.com/share/p/17tj...

Zuckerburg is paying only $190M to settle an $8B lawsuit by FB shareholders for the Cambridge Analytica crime. $8B would’ve been 3% of his net worth, and $190M is .08%. ~$75 for ordinary working people. “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”

#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦

Potato is getting full body inter-species bath. 😂 #pugs #cats

This message hits hard.

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

What a little pissypants of a “man.” Fuck you, Skippy. 🖕

Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.

The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting

One of the things I find the least fair about being a person with late-diagnosed autism is that my whole life, people have always kind of given me side eye, as if to say “what is wrong with you?” 1/

Epstein Survivor Lisa Phillips: Many survivors came forward, and we began comparing notes and working with people in Congress. As we started connecting the dots, we realized that some of us were sent to the same person in Hollywood for movie auditions. Some of us went to the same modeling agency…

That’s not how GDP works. But it is how propaganda works.

Garcia: They are, on one hand, putting names of survivors in these documents that are not redacted. And in these same documents, they're taking extra time and being extra careful to redact the names of the coconspirators

Trump’s problem is that so many Americans — including his MAGA base — believed that he’d expose a powerful global elite. But every day it's becoming more and more clear that Trump is part of that global elite. Expect him to lash out as the walls close in.