1/8 🇨🇦 CANADA ADDS SURPRISE 67,000 JOBS; #UNEMPLOYMENT RATE DROPS TO 6.9% 🇨🇦 Canada's #labour market caught economists off guard. They expected a loss of 2,500 #jobs; instead, the #economy added 67,000, the second straight month of surprise gains. #CdnEcon #CdnPoli

I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes

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Good grief. This administration is so soft on crime.

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

What if, in every human generation, we've passed on a little of our knowledge to the next? Meaning - right now - humanity is the smartest it's ever been. Isn't that a sad fucking indictment on our intelligence?

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

Have the thinnest hair imaginable. Blonde. Started a corticosteroid pill two months ago and now I have a peach fuzzy face and still no hair on my head. GOOD TIMES. 😂

Midafternoon breakfast and local beer. Because why not. Fresh biscuits, egg omelets in my muffin tin with spicy longhaneesa sausage, red onions, king boletes and marble cheese.

Not sure having your brand associated with destroying the White House is the best look

Reserved my copy thru ORL (library). We all need to read in her memory. You will certainly see why they made Prince Andrew relinquish his title, etc.

Women brought us civilization. Men brought us land, by any and all means necessary. We are not the same.

This is perfect. 😂🤷‍♀️🇨🇦

Literally

BREAKING: The MeidasTouch Network has officially been named the #1 publisher in the country and The MeidasTouch Podcast the #1 podcast overall according to new industry data released by Podscribe, the leading independent audio and video analytics firm.

Made some Zuppa Toscana last night from memory. Forgot the bacon but I had some cooked diced bacon left from the Al Fredo I was making so win win! Cold and rainy out there today.

Fiction is important because it’s just not safe to rawdog reality anymore

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

"You're so gullible" No, I'm autistic and don't understand what you mean🧍‍♀️

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Here is a reporter who deserves to be remembered. kyivindependent.com/ukrainian-jo...

Imagine that

Stand strong and stay safe, Portland. 💙🐸 #FuckICE

Even without jobs data, Google Search Results for "Unemployment Benefits" being at a post-Covid high is probably —and I hate to use such labor econ/technical jargon here, but it's probably— "not good." #EconSky

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…” Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

The best thing I e seen all day 😂🇨🇦🫡

I hate everything.

Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho

Thou shalt not shoot pastors in the head with smoke bombs. I shouldn’t have to say this.

Truth. #adhd #autism

Ukraine will win. 🇺🇦 #slavaukraini #heroiamslava

Pritzker is right. They want to normalize troops in cities so they can steal every election just like Putin does.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Wasn’t there a lot of fraud, though?

Saudia Arabia & Jared Kushner just purchased gaming giant EA for 55 billion, this follows the acquisition of a couple dozen ‘gamer type’ comics.

Even the most devoted “alt” health advocates don’t gamble on “alt” aeronautics or “alt” electricians—because the risks are obvious and personal. The irony is that “alt” health itself exists only because mainstream medicine has been so successful people feel safe enough to treat it as optional.

I challenged myself to explain atproto in a way that wouldn't put you to sleep, or make you hate me or yourself. Let me know if I succeeded. newsletter.sachajudd.com/archive/noth...

You’re like a flame for crazy moths.

my brain is an unsaved word doc

The Saudi government murdered Jamal Khashoggi seven years ago today. His editor @karenattiah.bsky.social wrote this two years ago.

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Went down a medical esthetician rabbit hole and came across this gem. That it’s an actual published peer reviewed article and how many times they say ‘buttocks’ and “buttock satisfaction” makes me laugh.

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.