not hanging out with short people in public anymore I look like your shinigami

You've reached the final level. #missionhill

Fred Durst is the only person who can save this country, i'm sorry but its true. he has to put on a Limp Bizkit concert on the white house lawn immediately before its too late

Good riddance to this tool of mischief.

"It's Going To Fly Right Into My Face!" Explosive Titty Fuck Pushes Cock To Its Limits With Sperm Spilling Everywhere OVER 50 Loads

Do people with overlapping daddy kink and brat kink just fucking love touching thermostats

I dont think pride is for the log cabin republicans or other flavors of conservative gays they can rot tbh

c o s m o s

the channel zero tooth boy

I wanna listen to Swanboy talk about jackass for like nine hours

You guys…just now…sound on 😱 #invertebrate #bugsky

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

“And so, goodbye, from Mr. Good Guy.” RIP Gene Shalit, who did not do a guest voice on The Simpsons, but did appear as himself 3 times on The Critic, including in the pilot episode.

soulslike's level design wouldn't be so lauded if people went for a hike sometimes. y'all need to calm down n see a creek and some trees tbh.

fuckin dark souls tourists I'm a REAL fromsoftware fan

Okay but gotta respect Noel for not lying about his height or AT LEAST lying realistically.

I can't believe the second season has already wrapped up... I need moar... also i hope to draw a more involved illustration at some point #art #dorohedoro

Unwelcome in most Christian circles for my INRI womb tattoo.

Canary

My favorite scene in Backrooms was when they found Britney Spears spinning in the backrooms and the camera just slowly zooms in on her for two minutes while a somber rendition of womanizer plays quietly

shoulda been louder about my deep fucking disgust with Kojima in the past so I coulda been annoying as hell with i told you so's now that he's using AI

I am LIVING for the Kojima hate omg

did you know if you throw a pokéball at professor oak you can catch him

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I think a24 should do a movie remake of the Powerpuff Girls episode Supper Villain. Kaitlin Olson as Marianne Smith and Jim Rash as Harold Smith. Brenda Cooper on costume design. Colin Stetson on soundtrack.

punt baby like football make baby STRONG 💪

tears in my god damn eyes

Phenomena (1985)

why is it that the guys who hack their 3ds into an ipad and their psp to play pokemon and turn their steam deck into a laptop are also always the guys to poop themselves if you homebrew something in d&d

I have a pitch for a series loosely based on Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg it's about Margaret Thatcher having to be guardian angel to a fat trans kid and it's called Margaret Thatcher and the Giant Egg

they should remake homeward bound but its a cybertruck a roomba and one of those shitty annoying green scooters people always leave in the way trying to get back home and instead of getting home the cybertruck, voiced by ricky gervais, catches on fire and decapitates a dog walker

Thinking back to a falling out a few months ago and tbh I shoulda been meaner. Shoulda gonna scorched earth.

I'm not allowed to be a trans woman bc I hate new vegas

I think they should make simpson's hit and run but it's with life is strange characters

Reverse Sexual Harassment Inc.: Slut Division

I could never be a Satanist bc their rule against pretentiousness. I mean nine times outta ten if there's a Satanist they're the most pretentious one in the room but I'm big enough to admit I'm pretentious.

I think the world is ready for Vatican 3: The Hats Are Bigger Now. It's time.

going back to school for game design so I can make a game about pushing derek guy down the stairs you can dress him up in different boring outfits and then push him down different staircases give me a bafta

To this day, I can't stand bald boys. I HATE bald boys. Every time I see them, I think I'm back in the fade.

One small task

a boy band of 5 members and the gimmick is that they're all uncircumcised and their name is 5skin

kinda hate that the word slop is synonymous with genai now bc slop has always been one of my favorite words and what I used to use when talking about awful movies I love and like. They took that from me. THEY TOOK THAT FROM ME!!!

marge