hope that new fire dog starter stays on all four legs when it fully evolved but it evolves into one of those fucked up instagram dogs

Thinking about low res pikachu.

Gonna start a Mumford and Sons band called Banjo Whiners it'll be better than Mumford and Sons right outta the gate bc no evangelical ties

my headcanon is that the annoying redhead kid in miss frizzle's class is miss frizzle pre transition and she went back in time specifically to bully herself for kicks

if you hate the anthro pokemon evolutions but lik2 angemon/angewoman your opinions are stupid and I hate you 💖💖💖

astrology is just phrenology for the girls the gays and the theys

The whole collection is cool in a deeply upsetting way www.angustsui.com/404-safety-n...

🫵 chill out

The whole priest/nun kink thing is real funny to me bc like. With my leanings and history with religion you think I'd be more on board with it. Like I get the angle of devotion and dedication and stuff but then like. You want me to want to fuck these dorks? lol

elohe/him/hole

The Most Perverted Old Woman In Japan Hitomi Enjoji Has Sex 11 Times In A Row!

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

Hollywood.

Bruuuuuuuuuuhhhhh wants the last word SO BAD and he can HAVE IT even tho just off the dome there's six ways I could respond AHAHAHAHA HEEHEE HOOHOO

figure dying in front of encased tar organ, 2025

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[in the same genuinely appreciative voice that E-40 says he did a song with Fred Durst] I did a comic with @bransonreese.bsky.social

If you rub Pedro on the bottom it will bring you good luck, which is quite handy for a day such as this. #monster #pedro #fridaythe13th #cute #watercolour

Anonymous sex sounds awful. What it I accidentally fuck a cop. Or someone who still thinks Mr. Brightside is a good song.

What were those guys from New Vegas? NTR? Didn't like em.

butt cream for my itchy hole 🥰

The American people want simple, common sense ICE reforms: every agent must be followed by their own personal Pyramid Head, physical manifestation of their mortal sins, to act as both torturer and confessor. Only through suffering may they be cleansed

every once in awhile I go back and try to listen to impera and skeleta and impera and see if my opinion has changed and like. Nah still boring as hell. Boring enough that my opinion on the rest of ghost's discography has kinda soured lmao

gonna start checking out some glory holes so I can put hot sauce on people's junk then leave

I'm gonna trick ray man into fisting me and then I'm gonna run away with his fist inside me

Knives Out: Dream Drop Distance Is this anything?

if i had a superpower it would be shooting bees out of my asshole

Espeon 🔮

I refuse to learn Linux because I think it's pretty unethical of them to have stolen their mascot design from club penguin

rando doodle

watching a stream of danganronpa i wonder if it's gonna make me more or less annoyed at it I know nothing about danganronpa except that it irks me lmao

Hamilton is like if The Producers happened in real life and I'm still mad about it

Even the sun went out

Chernobyl was actually caused by an overcharged jo crystal

Jesus Clit And The Chipmunk Superstar Special Natsuki Yamamoto Rie Asai

Reminded today of the greatest video I've ever seen on this website (yet sadly could not find the original link to)

Donner party isekai

My furry awakening was the carfax fox

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Fucked up and unfair that I can't explode things with my mind