if i had a superpower it would be shooting bees out of my asshole

Espeon 🔮

I refuse to learn Linux because I think it's pretty unethical of them to have stolen their mascot design from club penguin

rando doodle

watching a stream of danganronpa i wonder if it's gonna make me more or less annoyed at it I know nothing about danganronpa except that it irks me lmao

Hamilton is like if The Producers happened in real life and I'm still mad about it

Even the sun went out

Chernobyl was actually caused by an overcharged jo crystal

Jesus Clit And The Chipmunk Superstar Special Natsuki Yamamoto Rie Asai

Reminded today of the greatest video I've ever seen on this website (yet sadly could not find the original link to)

Donner party isekai

My furry awakening was the carfax fox

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Fucked up and unfair that I can't explode things with my mind

people need to stop fuckin buying skyrim

No emoji has ever been able to capture the raw power and versatility of the gaiaoline kittenstar emote

After the ai bubble bursts what's gonna happen to the people who melted their brains and can't function with out it? Maybe we can give them bop its to start weening them of their dependency on a machine telling them what to do

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Bender

“On their birthday” 🎉

I hate sex because my partner's orgasm face is basically just the dreamworks face

Using quantum entanglement to link my prostate to a busy elevator button

Malcolm in the Middle unbirthing comic titled Malcom in the Mid Hole

you ever have one of those farts that feels like it has rewritten your destiny

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2026)

The Great Holiday Cock Swap (2018)

For the next star wars there should be a generation ship from our galaxy that shows up and brings Christianity

"And Here You Are, and It's A Beautiful Day."

Forest Gimp (1994)

y2k fashion stresses me out because it won't be long before 2010's shit cycles back around and I really dont wanna deal with that shit again

I think it was glue, actually.

pinkie pie tulpa we really in it now

Winx Club: The Magic is Back (PS5/Switch) up for preorder at VGP ($36.25 US Dollars) buff.ly/IuwRWpV #ad

Denis the meninist

The only way to have sex without it being a sin is to lie entirely motionless next to the other person until you achieve simultaneous orgasm. Anything else and youre going to hell. Sorry.

Thinking how funny it would be for ai to actually achieve sentience, because the people insisting it's sentient now would immediately turn on it the moment it showed any personality or starting trying to advocate for itself

it's so fucking funny that s5 of buffy and s2 of angel have concurrent vampiric wet dream plotlines

considering risking a mental breakdown because I really want a grapefruit destroy my ssri you tangy lil bitch

bertiferl sperit

my visceral dislike for frieren's design is real fuckin funny when you consider my being down DISGUSTING for astarion he's just boy frieren bruh get over yourself

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spider penis

We Need To Talk About Kevin (1990)

holy water enema