consensual non-consent music factory

If your buddy's asshole is prolapsed and yours is gaped and you put them together you'll open a portal to hell

why can't I find salt and pepper chips anywhere anymore

getting near sexual pleasure from blocking people for stupid reasons

Thinking bout how funny it is that Christian films are often blasphemous as hell

opening a portal and bringing the baby from ice age into our world just so I can throw it into a hydraulic press

thought of a cool new prank where you break someone's window throw a rotisserie chicken chicken full of m80's through it

gonna convert my partner to Christianity by making him watch Passion of the Christ. Clockwork Orange style while doping him with molly

Peggy Hill is kind of a baddie

people get weirded out when I don't like kpop demon hunters and it's like this is one of the biggest things on the planet right now if one guy being like "ew stinky" is that big a deal maybe get some perspective

Amy Rose is basically just Kairi's fursona. But Sora and Riku aren't Sonic and Shadow. They're Tails and Sonic. Shadow is Ansem.

edging myself while I watch the domino's pizza delivery tracker

the chair company is such a good show

frieren looking up meme sucks bc it's made me look st this boring ass character design more than I would havr if I watched the anime

mom says it's my turn to stare into the void

I turn the thermostat up and get yelled at for eighteen minutes #daddykink

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Just learned about premarital sex? What is wrong with you people? You like making Jesus cry???

kpop demon hunters 2 is gonna be a quest to find the missing animation frames from the first movie

pet play but I'm a koala and I just fall over and die in a fire

me every time discover page makes me look at hazbin hotel characters

I once almost had to explain what edging was to my mom in a Joanne's fabrics

Elon Musk looks like he could be related to my mom and it really bums me out

Im gonna track down Willam Gibson and make him watch Mr Beast videos

the cool thing about journaling is that it doesn't fuckin work for me

No notes, this might be my favorite person on the internet

y'all ever lay down that shit's pretty tight

#3157 A helpful tutorial

shifting to the universe where everything's the same except I have a chocolate chip cookie

The earth is flat and also hollow its like a wafer cookie

Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet

I don't need text with Jesus because we talk every day. He's given me one free smite and I'm saving it for when someone really pisses me off

I just Really really really fuckin hate slenderman and resent how something something painfully BORING has such an influence on a lot of horror

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Feel like if you call yourself queer but you're all in on conventional beauty standards, you got a lotta introspection to do

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender

baby shower card that says "I hope it's not spiders 💖"

Fox News kingdom hearts world

reskin of the Area 51 arcade shooter but you're mowing down lush employees

A strong, wholesome Christian message

queer people should be allowed to execute one cishet person at every pride event tbh

star wars movie about a lady assassin called force femme fatale

making blueskyahow me more ai content bc I like blocking people who prompt it i get a thrill from it

thinking nasty thoughts at this bitch blasting their car speakers in public hoping to curse them eternally

Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!

one time i got a warning on gaiaonline dot com for saying I was under 13 when I said I was the antichrist and I was using my psychic powers to access the internet from the womb