So do we think Sam Riegel is playing a warlock or a sorcerer? Because with a charisma 18 and wisdom 10 and no armour there's no fucking way he's playing a cleric

The hottest little merman of Almeria. Thanks @dirtypiglet.bsky.social for the pic!

They're playing "Golden" in the gym. I'm fucking vibing

This post stands the past of time. Can't wait for autumn

This hits so many buttons

So, 2 days before payday the CEO of the company I work for has sent a company-wide email telling us that they won't be paying us our yearly bonus, despite achieving my objectives. I fucking need a new job

Owl smiles getting love... 🦉❤️

Pretty boys should submit their throats for training so that they can swallow any long cock that’s shoved down their neck 🤤 @cagedjock.bsky.social

Honestly, K-pop Demon Hunters didn't need to slap that hard. Also, now I want to play a Fiend Warlock Glamour Bard that has a re-skinned Imp as a flying infernal cat as a pet in a DnD campaign.

goodmonday to you all

“Let me be upside down on your lap”… and that was fun 😛🤤 #fist #slut @xlube.com

Highlights of #FWL2025 -When Baby Lame called me to the stage and asked my name, and the room shouted: "MARIO!" (something I must have done right that so many people know my name -The pop room at Full Fetish, thanks @reconnews.bsky.social for hearing us! - Award from @bestdressedmess.bsky.social

Last night...

Bator sex.

Last day of FWL and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I decided to wear weather appropriate gear

After a day from hell, it was great to give a fisting for newbies class with @dirtypiglet.bsky.social. You can tell I went straight from work (my commute was hellish), not wearing my bandana or contacts and my hair is a mess, haha

dear body, we have a masterclass to deliver tomorrow, so you better get rid of this cold. Chicken soup has entered the room

And yep, we live in quite a conservative part of London, but @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I walked to the station in these outfits

She served at London Pride yesterday, and yep, the amount of sweat I had inside when I took it off was INSANE, but I got loads of compliments

Welp. This is me

Listen, I might be Spanish but the heat in this country is unbearable. It's the sheer humidity. It's disgusting. I will never understand how heat makes people horny, it just makes me angry.

Yours truly and @dirtypiglet.bsky.social are back to ease you into fisting! Come and learn some tricks, ask questions, and share your knowledge about fisting on Wednesday, 9th July! Who will be around?

Super f4ggy shirt finished!

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Yesterday's outfit for kinkeoke! And yep, I sang "Esa Diva" by Melody.

From 8-10pm on the Saturday of #MRW16 in The Lodge we’ve got our second annual BIPOC Rubber Social, hosted by Coach Chris This social is a space for people of colour, those of diverse backgrounds & their friends to meet and forge new friendships over a shared love of rubber in an inviting space

Just your friendly jazzercise rubber boy neighbour bringing chaos to Fuggerstraße yesterday

So @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I left the hotel yesterday at midday... I didn't come back until 1am

Off to Lab to be sluts. With @rubbermario.bsky.social

Berlin-bound!

So, on Monday, I was in the office and I suddenly felt rather unwell. I felt dizzy, confused, and developed a stutter. Emergency service were called and I was admitted in hospital with a suspected stroke. Spoiler alert: don't worry, it wasn't a stroke

In case you were wondering what I've been up to this weekend. @dirtypiglet.bsky.social and I were catching up with old friends

Forgot to CC @rubbermario.bsky.social for post anal annihilation bliss grin 😁😘

Am I crocheting a case for my lube bottle so the lube doesn't get everywhere? You bet

As a 🚬 with confidence issues (like every other), today when I was drying my hands and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I was pleasantly surprised. When did my arms grow this much?

I've lived in this country too long. We're technically in winter and I'm wearing shorts...

Kink, but make it cozy

Breakfast!

Some casual thiccc 17mm stuffing CW: sounding / urethral penetration

May your delulu come trululu

Was a rough week. Personally. Professionally. For our world and the community. Was so grateful to be able to armor up in joy for Leatherman of Color and then @codenightchi.bsky.social Our diversity, our uniqueness, is our strength. Hold on. Gear up - or strip down. And keep dancing.

Dolly, you’re always in our thoughts. Much love to you, your family and Carl. 🩷🩷🩷🩷

I've finally finished @dirtypiglet.bsky.social's jumper! It's taken me almost a month, but there you go

My leaky #FCF 📸 Brought to you by @bysarge.bsky.social

My submission for this week's #FCF

"Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, 'Oh, I'm too spooky.' Or, 'Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.' But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, 'Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!'" - Moira Rose, Schitt$ Creek

I've always wanted to see The Corrs live, and I've always wanted to see a concert at the Royal Albert Hall. On the 28th of March I'm fulfilling a dream!

Running total so far: $230 as of last night :)

Regarding the current state of affairs... Am I writing a 5e one-shot of a group of friends that somehow ended up owning a small beach-side restaurant and whose objective is to surprise special guests with exotic dishes? Yes, yes, I am.