Making a custom mini golf hole for work in my free time because I’m a deeply messed up person

wake it UP

At the Mall of America Aquarium

Travel gods, please take it easy on me! (Heading to Minneapolis for a conference)

Can I be Darlene’s piss kink drag daughter: Urine Mitchell

BAN FRACKING NOW!!!!!!

Kings and kingdoms. @bigmomjeans.bsky.social @stphvns.bsky.social

So close for Gaga!

Hey DC! (Visit #2 in the last 3 weeks)

YOU KNOW SOMEBODY HAD LOST THEY LIFE

Frustrating morning of flight changes, but I’m heading to do the very best part of my job, advocating for federal funding!

Victoria Monét will save us open.spotify.com/track/27PPzQ...

I cannot concentrate on work because I’m so angry at work!

I want the 3 people who follow me on Bluesky to know I met with a major non profit news company today and I said “I don’t care how X used to work, if you are still on it you have no morals. There is no way the ethically work in a system that produces CP” but I did not edit my words in person.

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

Just a few Lego sets I’ve completed lately!

Working on my paella recipe!

Because I have no followers and I need to shout into the void- the 4 statewide initiatives that somehow hinge on just me, has me stressed beyond belief. Made worse by the fact that I have figured all 4 out, I just need time to breathe and do the work

Victoria Monet, if you can hear me, we need you to save 2026. Release a single, diva.

Winter house project 2: behind the couch table with heat vents and power outlets coming soon.

I fear we have become known regulars at a local lesbian bar.

Reia was sleeping on me but then sprung up and look at these stupid ears!!!! The cutest ears ever

Reading at a holiday concert and subbing in for Santa for a bit during a different performance.

Made cunty cookies

As I attempted to get water before bed, the Final Destination God decided to curse me and the spout of the Brita caught on a carton of eggs and they exploded all over me. 12 egg yolks are surprisingly hard to clean from the cracks of wood floors

Whenever a masseuse leaves a towel on my back I feel like a dirty little slut! (This was just a regular massage, not a special kind)

Coffee table repair and re-stain day

I spoke at an official (state) Senate Press Conference and I was so nervous my Apple Watch notified me of an increased heart rate. Very @jonnyplantey.bsky.social coded. Except I still loved it.

Wanted to try the short beard strong mustache look.

I actually watched the full class and there is an entire segment I am in! Also, I’m starting a petition to only be filmed in whatever camera was doing the lords work for me.

My appearance in 30 seconds of Masterclass is live! Subscribe and watch me nod, smile, and ask the expert to join me at a table. Compelling work. Waiting for my SAG-AFTRA card

Using my day off to build a flower wall and the wedding favor / photo op wall for my little brother’s wedding in 2 weeks. I wish I had more time to build things, I like to build things.

Child Jason should probably know that while he didn’t grow up to be an astronomer, he did get an amazing husband who also loves to look at the sky.

At my high school reunion, 3 separate people said to me that when they hear TLC they think of me. #myImpact

OMG US

Slow roasted birria beef for tacos tonight and I’m dancing in the kitchen because I’m so excited to eat.

I’m at a straight bachelor party at a lake house in New Hampshire where most people are so called “musicians” but they don’t know E•Mo•Tion

Still not over how stunning Raja was and how beautiful Utica’s collection was at last night’s QueerAF Fundraiser for Love Your Labels. I love being gay!!!!!

I watched a whole video about someone shaping mozzarella into a ghost just for them to pop it in the oven. Then they pulled it out of the oven and it was clay. Not mozzarella. I need to go back to bed.

My new bio

it’s that time of year again

Queens @jonnyplantey.bsky.social

Looking daddy af while listening to a staff member accept an award.

How I’m tryna be

Caught being vain

Hi from the Little Gay Pub in Philly

Starting pride month at a child’s birthday party, which feels homophobic… but here’s to hoping he grows up gay!!!

Okay but am I straight for Bosco?

Listen @bigmomjeans.bsky.social come to world pride to meet @jonnyplantey.bsky.social ‘s boyfriend.