After a year of silence, and lurking, the Slowmo-saddies return to the stage! In the vaulted halls of The Nail in Ardmore, PA. Come check it out!

After a year of silence, and lurking, the Slowmo-saddies return to the stage! In the vaulted halls of The Nail in Ardmore, PA. Come check it out!

Kruk: 'there is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman untamed' TMac: think I saw that on a t-shirt once. Kruk: lysistrata, aristophanes. TMac: big greek comedy fan, are ya? Kruk: they knew how to make a man laugh back then TMac: breaking ball in the dirt, count is 3-0

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked brian wilson and he showed me the sound of god

So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

This guy makes a really good case for SEPTA, its funding crisis, and what you can do to take action to that we don't lose it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTo8...

Debut EP on Saddle Creek Records ass subject lines

People have gotten terrifying and ghoulish about trans people and it’s time to respond with violence, I mean this with 100% sincerity

Happy 250th Philly, lets kick the king out again.

These dudes rock.

For everyone stoked about hearing Helplessness Blues at 96, here's a version we did a few years back. And come check us out some time to hear it live! open.spotify.com/track/2d8JT3... #xpncountdown @wxpnfm.bsky.social

Oh this is criminal! Top 10 song of the century, the most perfect pop punk song! #xpncountdown

this maudlin, bombastic, self-important, annoying theater kid bullshit goes HARD AS FUCK. still. today. hits like a fuckin hammer.

Listening to see how high mewithoutYou makes it.

Have you caught our video for "Jim. The Skeleton"? Check it out if you havent! #punk #garagerock #satan #musicvideo #phillymusic youtu.be/4usJpj72l8Q?...

Last show at the Grape Room 10/21/23

Personally I’d be honored to be almost killed on the sideline by a Saquon Barkley tackle

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence. More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop. Now.

Sup Blue Sky? Fuck Trump and Elon, glad to be off that nazi ass site. Check out our tunes: linktr.ee/slowmotionsadface

If you haven't yet, check out our video for Jim. The Skeleton. This was a blast to shoot and act in. Got to be a puppet master for a bit, James Hetfield would be proud. youtu.be/4usJpj72l8Q?...

Last time we did Tin Can Bar. Port Richmond - 6/23/23

My old bike was stolen from its new family in Philly. Keep an eye out :(

If you haven't yet, check out our video for Jim. The Skeleton. This was a blast to shoot and act in. Got to be a puppet master for a bit, James Hetfield would be proud. youtu.be/4usJpj72l8Q?...

Finally got around to setting up a bandcamp. Go check out our EP, Metro Boulot Dodo! smsadface.bandcamp.com/album/metro-...

Gonna be rocking out with The Lower Aetna tonight as we try to fit 8 musicians on their stage. If anything come to see the fun game of tetris this is gonna be. Also it'll rock your socks off. handstamp.com/e/the-lower-...

Finally got around to setting up a bandcamp. Go check out our EP, Metro Boulot Dodo! smsadface.bandcamp.com/album/metro-...

Wake me up when the Phillies have Juan Soto

Last time we did Tin Can Bar. Port Richmond - 6/23/23

Will be playing with my sometimes band The Lower Aetna this Friday @ Tin Can Bar, come hang out! there will be protest music. tinyurl.com/43e94azx

Sup Blue Sky? Fuck Trump and Elon, glad to be off that nazi ass site. Check out our tunes: linktr.ee/slowmotionsadface